Naruyashan
Reality's Janitor
Ikari smirks, and the veritable pillar of flesh on the beetle lowers, giving Zabuuza a prime view of the hole within, a faint glow in the back. "Thinking isn't us Uzumaki's forte. Thankfully..." The makes a cross seal, generating a horde of clones that form out of the murky water/mud, draining the water just enough to allow the beetle movement. "We don't need it. We throw logic out and do the impossible!" The clones each throw a kunai at the bandaged man, a huge mass of steel zooming towards the man. But they aren't done yet. "Kunai kage bunshin no jutsu!" They shout, and the wall of metal becomes an ocean, blotting out the sun itself. From the cannon-like apparatus of the beetle, a ball of highly corrosive and volatile material is fired, obliterating the front of the mansion before bursting and slowly dissolving what's left. "That's how we Uzumaki roll!" Meanwhile, somewhere in the Multiverse, a blue-haired, muscular man sneezes violently.