Fantasy 𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐫𝐚 ; ooc

[Kovacs]

BRO WORDD
she'll notice that she fucked it up and then like-
approach him when hes alone, all nervous and shit, and just go "my family hates me, my mom is disappointed in me, and idk if I'll ever see my dad again and it makes me want to scream"

and then she tries to immediately strut away into the trees like she just saw someone from school at a Walmart

NO BC HE’D REACH FOR HER HAND AND HUG HER PLEASE ANAJJSJS WHY CAN THEY BE SO WHOLESOME BUT ALSO,,, LIKE THAT
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE

meanwhile, Killian

 

[.V1LLAINISM._]

meanwhile, Killian

HELP everyone just thinks they’re together but they just enjoy being dumb together


everyone:

them: do these pirate hats make us look fat

 

[Kovacs]

HELP everyone just thinks they’re together but they just enjoy being dumb together

Ma'am that's the dictionary definition of marriage isn't it

 

[Folklore-Frith]

no bc while people food be hitting sometimes ong

SOMETIMES IT DO BE HITTIN
I like other foods tho which sUCKS BC I LIVE IN OHIO AKA NOWHERE COOL SO WE HAVE NO COOL FOOD PLACES THAT ARENT MEXICAN ???
lov me some mexican tho

HELP NO, SUFFER W ME

NO BC ITD BE SO SWEET PLEASE he’d just be like “yeah yeah , but you still like it so ” the whoring simply MEVER stops

god she do love it.
shes gonna dread the day this stinky man starts smelling like home

meanwhile, Killian

LOSING IT NOOO KILLIAN DONT DO THIS

HELP everyone just thinks they’re together but they just enjoy being dumb together

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everyone:

them: do these pirate hats make us look fat

PLS-
PERFECTION

Ma'am that's the dictionary definition of marriage isn't it

uR NOT W R O N G BUT LISTEN

 

[Kovacs]

LOSING IT NOOO KILLIAN DONT DO THIS

Can't ignore good odds, lassie
5 years was too optimistic anyway - changed it to two weeks instead ( ͡°❥ ͡°)

 

[.V1LLAINISM._]

Ma'am that's the dictionary definition of marriage isn't it

NOW LOOK
Why do you have to be so LOUD

SOMETIMES IT DO BE HITTIN
I like other foods tho which sUCKS BC I LIVE IN OHIO AKA NOWHERE COOL SO WE HAVE NO COOL FOOD PLACES THAT ARENT MEXICAN ???
lov me some mexican tho

imagine- imagine being from Ohio

PLSSSSS what y’all got down there? CORN??
for once, am lucky to live in a city that’s not in america

god she do love it.
shes gonna dread the day this stinky man starts smelling like home

WHY DO YALL INSIST ON HURTING ME
HELP THATS SO,,,,,
BRB am crying in the club

Can't ignore good odds, lassie
5 years was too optimistic anyway - changed it to two weeks instead ( ͡°❥ ͡°)

HEY theyd make a good couple
Well,,,,
Now listen, it would be a fun two weeks

 

[Folklore-Frith]

NOW LOOK
Why do you have to be so LOUD

we are Looking Away

imagine- imagine being from Ohio

PLSSSSS what y’all got down there? CORN??
for once, am lucky to live in a city that’s not in america

WE DO HAVE LOTS OF CORN. AND CORN. AND CORN. AND CORN. SOME BUILDINGS. CORN.

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WHY DO YALL INSIST ON HURTING ME
HELP THATS SO,,,,,
BRB am crying in the club

die with me, fool. I hurt myself with that one, it's only fair u come down with me

HEY theyd make a good couple
Well,,,,
Now listen, it would be a fun two weeks

they be the type of ppl irl that get drunk af and get married in LA by an Elvis impersonator.

 

[Kovacs]

uR NOT W R O N G BUT

shHh shH shhh, stop fightin' fate, lass ~

NOW LOOK
Why do you have to be so LOUD

the truth can be deafening

HEY theyd make a good couple
Well,,,,
Now listen, it would be a fun two weeks

That's what Matthias' mama said and look where that got her ( ͡°з ͡°)( ͡°з ͡°)

 

[.V1LLAINISM._]

That's what Matthias' mama said and look where that got her ( ͡°з ͡°)( ͡°з ͡°)

LOOK he’s a DELIGHT
Well
Listen listen, one of these days he’s gonna redeem his whore self OKAY

WE DO HAVE LOTS OF CORN. AND CORN. AND CORN. AND CORN. SOME BUILDINGS. CORN.

HELP so y’all fr the children of the corn huh
Ahahaha where the Toronto mfs at
I hate it here too but at least it’s not all corn

they be the type of ppl irl that get drunk af and get married in LA by an Elvis impersonator

HELP NO BC THEY SO WOULD, they wouldn’t even change it back bc : tax benefits
He’s a broke heaux

 

[Folklore-Frith]

HELP so y’all fr the children of the corn huh
Ahahaha where the Toronto mfs at
I hate it here too but at least it’s not all corn

Pretty much! I met the corn monster when I was but a wee lass

HELP NO BC THEY SO WOULD, they wouldn’t even change it back bc : tax benefits
He’s a broke heaux

NOT A LIE.
AND THEN IMAGINE WHEN THEY GOT INTO RELATIONSHIPS??? AND THEIR PARTNERS WANTED TO GET MARRIED TO THEM??? BUT THEY COULDNT BC ??? THEY WERE ALREADY MARRIED TO EAXH OTHER SO THEY HAVE TO EXPLAINNNN

 

[.V1LLAINISM._]

Pretty much! I met the corn monster when I was but a wee lass

HELP

NOT A LIE.
AND THEN IMAGINE WHEN THEY GOT INTO RELATIONSHIPS??? AND THEIR PARTNERS WANTED TO GET MARRIED TO THEM??? BUT THEY COULDNT BC ??? THEY WERE ALREADY MARRIED TO EAXH OTHER SO THEY HAVE TO EXPLAINNNN

PLSSSS
They’re just both like “so funny story , he/she has smth to say ”
They both get dumped together

 

[Kovacs]

Okay okay I'll stop-

 

[.V1LLAINISM._]

Okay okay I'll stop-

LOOK


I mean you didn’t lie though

BUT LISTEN, at least he’d get to go down the pole and meet lil nas x

 

[Folklore-Frith]

HELP

u think I lie??? :^)

PLSSSS
They’re just both like “so funny story , he/she has smth to say ”
They both get dumped together

friends who get dumped together stay together ig

Okay okay I'll stop-

put that funky little thottie in an air frier

 

[Kovacs]

I mean you didn’t lie though

BUT LISTEN, at least he’d get to go down the pole and meet lil nas x

lil nas being Matthias' idol explains so much


Bro this is supposed to be a MEDIEVAL rp oml

 

[.V1LLAINISM._]

u think I lie??? :^)

friends who get dumped together stay together ig

put that funky little thottie in an air frier

HELP WHAT’D HE DO TO YALL
Except be a whore, play music all the time, constantly annoy the quiet people, get them into trouble and never take anything seriously HUH?? HUH???

HELP I gotta write for me bro malks so imma stfu for now, night yall !!

lil nas being Matthias' idol explains so much


Bro this is supposed to be a MEDIEVAL rp oml

then explain this heaux

 

[barelythere]

BBcodes are a actual nightmare! I'm sweating!

I will get to the history portion of the character sheet in the afternoon.

 

[Folklore-Frith]

HELP WHAT’D HE DO TO YALL
Except be a whore, play music all the time, constantly annoy the quiet people, get them into trouble and never take anything seriously HUH?? HUH???

PUT EM IN HORKNEE JAIL

HELP I gotta write for me bro malks so imma stfu for now, night yall !!

night robbie!!

 

[miyabi]

RISE BOTH YMIR AND ALES ARE HALFWAY DONE, i posted ales’ first bc listen
KLEPTORAT

 

[ravensunset]

RISE BOTH YMIR AND ALES ARE HALFWAY DONE, i posted ales’ first bc listen
KLEPTORAT

mmm does she know I am already in love with her

 

[miyabi]

mmm does she know I am already in love with her

PLS just for that she'll steal you all the pastries, maybe even fight someone for you

 

[ravensunset]

PLS just for that she'll steal you all the pastries, maybe even fight someone for you

I mean I'd let her--- am watching the gifs of her fighting like I wouldn't say no to that

 

[miyabi]

I mean I'd let her--- am watching the gifs of her fighting like I wouldn't say no to that

HONESTLY, if menace
why hot? UNIVERSE EXPLAIN

 

[ravensunset]

HONESTLY, if menace
why hot? UNIVERSE EXPLAIN

EXACTLY as if we didn't very much choose to make out characters hot--

 

[Kovacs]

RISE BOTH YMIR AND ALES ARE HALFWAY DONE, i posted ales’ first bc listen
KLEPTORAT

A FELLOW HESTEAN HAS APPEARED !