In 3.5 I was a healing maniac. Cleric of Pelor all the way. Radiant Servant of Pelor almost every time. Until we got a new guy and we foisted healing duties onto him. He was a fairly good cleric, but didn't know how to use them like I did. Many times he said. "But I didn't prepare any healing spells!" and my friends would look at me with pleading eyes and I would say "Nope. Screw you guys, that's what you get for making me play the damned cleric for a year and a half." He was also our medic for d20 modern. He bashed in the skull of someone important. Then he rolled a nat 1 on his heal check. "Blood go back in!" is still a chant they said before a healing roll.
damn.
thats....
Damn.