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[Phantom Thief of Hearts]

"His voice is going all over the place all the time. And what's the problem with nukes? You think we can kill this bastard without nukes. I think nukes are a good idea. We can be out of the blast radius when they go off. And fucking stop shooting him!" Several more scorch marks dotted the parrot. "Cleaning that shit off takes ages."

"Dude, Bill's a true immortal! A-A-A Reality Warper! You saw what he can do with just half of his powers! He's the reason why I don't believe in a god! Because some dumb fucking triangle can do this shit! Now all we gotta do is--" Rick then noticed the Parrot twitch and shot the bird again, "F*urp*nd Jerry, make sure Bill doesn't get to him and figure out how to beat him... Bill Cipher's probably the most powerful being I've met... and I was hoping that I don't have to meet him again! The Guy in case you've noticed is an asshole!" Rick then proceeds to shot the obviously dead parrot some more, "You could never be too sure..."
The Mad Queen Barbas The Omen of Death

 

[Lordvader59]

"Dude, Bill's a true immortal! A-A-A Reality Warper! You saw what he can do with just half of his powers! He's the reason why I don't believe in a god! Because some dumb fucking triangle can do this shit! Now all we gotta do is--" Rick then noticed the Parrot twitch and shot the bird again, "F*urp*nd Jerry, make sure Bill doesn't get to him and figure out how to beat him... Bill Cipher's probably the most powerful being I've met... and I was hoping that I don't have to meet him again! The Guy in case you've noticed is an asshole!" Rick then proceeds to shot the obviously dead parrot some more, "You could never be too sure..."
The Mad Queen Barbas The Omen of Death

"That. Is what they said about Hastur. That said 'they' were a bunch of batshit crazy Hastur cultists." He sighed "anyways, everything can be beaten." He looked at Rick "And everyone can be killed." He looked towards where they had last seen Bill. "Now, all we need to do is find out how to beat him, and quite preferrably how to kill him. He picked up Rupert and brushed off a bit of the soot. "Now, if you dont mind, let's focus on our enemy, what else do you know about him?"

 

[Phantom Thief of Hearts]

"That. Is what they said about Hastur. That said 'they' were a bunch of batshit crazy Hastur cultists." He sighed "anyways, everything can be beaten." He looked at Rick "And everyone can be killed." He looked towards where they had last seen Bill. "Now, all we need to do is find out how to beat him, and quite preferrably how to kill him. He picked up Rupert and brushed off a bit of the soot. "Now, if you dont mind, let's focus on our enemy, what else do you know about him?"

"Hastur's that guy from Drama Club compared to Bill!" Rick scolded the old racist.
Rick grabbed Rupert and used his Portal Gun to open a portal and threw it in there, "There... Now Bill doesn't have a way to spy on us... now I want everyone with a dollar bill to show it to me and throw it into the portal and leads to the dimension of fire and razor blades..."
The Mad Queen The Omen of Death Barbas

 

[The Mad Queen]

As Henderson aimed his shotgun at Rick, D.Va quickly responded by pointing her pistol at the back of the old man's head "Rick's the only person who knows how to stop Bill. If you kill him, you kill everyone in this room, including yourself. Me, I have to experience a fate worse than death. Going through puberty all over again, and if Bill is as bad as Rick says the chances are when I get out of it Bill will snap his fingers and I'll have to live through puberty again and again and again."

Upon seeing Henderson stand down, she lowered her pistol.
"We can talk about how much Rick knows later, right now we need to find that Jerry loser. He's the only person who stands a chance against Bill right now."

Phantom Thief of Hearts The Omen of Death Lordvader59

 

[Lordvader59]

He stared at Rick for a second, then he raised the clubbed shotgun and swung at him with full force, kneeing him in the chest and slamming him down. "You did NOT just do that to Rupert." Rupert was one of the few things Henderson cared for. If this bastard had really just thrown him to a dimension of fire and razer blades, he'd be the next thing going into that portal.

 

[Phantom Thief of Hearts]

He stared at Rick for a second, then he raised the clubbed shotgun and swung at him with full force, kneeing him in the chest and slamming him down. "You did NOT just do that to Rupert." Rupert was one of the few things Henderson cared for. If this bastard had really just thrown him to a dimension of fire and razer blades, he'd be the next thing going into that portal.

"Aw Jeez!" Morty cried before he turned to his friend, Miller Batman, "Miller Batman! We gotta save Rick!"
Barbas
(YOU SHOULDN'T HELP RICK! OR MORTY! THEY'RE MURDERERS! THEY KILLED A BUNCH OF TEACHERS IN THAT ONE EPISODE!)

 

[The Mad Queen]

D.Va raised her pistol back at Henderson's head
"What did I just say!" She snapped "You kill him, you kill everyone in this room and I have to live through puberty as many times as Bill wants!"
Phantom Thief of Hearts Lordvader59

 

[Lordvader59]

"Let me be perfectly clear. You are going to get Rupert back. NOW. I dont give a shit what dimension he's in. do it." Then he looked up at D. Va "Maybe you didn't quite process current events. The bastard took Rupert. RUPERT." If we were in any other situation I'd have blown his head off on the spot.

 

[Phantom Thief of Hearts]

"Let me be perfectly clear. You are going to get Rupert back. NOW. I dont give a shit what dimension he's in. do it."

"Nope, that thing's gone... and you gotta stop being a little b*uurp*tch about it and live with it, just like how the South Koreans have to deal with their next door neighbor wanting to bomb them all the time," Rick slapped Henderson.

 

[The Mad Queen]

"And let me be perfectly clear, if you hurt Rick you're killing everyone." D.Va pressed her pistol against the back of Henderson's head "Put down the gun or I will drop you."

She didn't want to kill Henderson, but if Rick, a slightly drunk mad scientist was the only thing standing between Bill taking over reality itself she told herself she could live with it if she had to kill Henderson. The life of one old man to save countless others.

Phantom Thief of Hearts Lordvader59

 

[Lordvader59]

"Nope, that thing's gone... and you gotta stop being a little b*uurp*tch about it and live with it, just like how the South Koreans have to deal with their next door neighbor wanting to bomb them all the time," Rick slapped Henderson.

"After this Bill SOB is destroyed. You're next." He got up. "Now let's try to get him out of the way as fast as possible so I can show you what happens to mother fuckers who mess with Rupert." He looked back at the group. "I ask again, since this dumbass seems only interested in screwing with my parrot. Does anyone have any helpful information that may lead us to victory against this dimensional whatever."

 

[Phantom Thief of Hearts]

"After this Bill SOB is destroyed. You're next." He got up. "Now let's try to get him out of the way as fast as possible so I can show you what happens to mother fuckers who mess with Rupert." He looked back at the group. "I ask again, since this dumbass seems only interested in screwing with my parrot. Does anyone have any helpful information that may lead us to victory against this dimensional whatever."

"Tough Titty, 'Cause Bill can't truly be destroyed! If that was true... I would have done it by now!" Rick said.
"Y-Y-You know that parrot of yours did have the same eyes as Bill when Rick threw it out of this dimension..." Morty pointed out.

 

[The Mad Queen]

"If Bill can't be killed, does that mean I'm actually going to have to go through puberty all over again!?" D.Va shouted, a look of horror growing on her face "No, no no no no." She shook her head "Rick, please tell me there's a way to fix this!" She pleaded "I-I, dunno could we use Jerry's powers?!"

Phantom Thief of Hearts Lordvader59

 

[Phantom Thief of Hearts]

"If Bill can't be killed, does that mean I'm actually going to have to go through puberty all over again!?" D.Va shouted, a look of horror growing on her face "No, no no no no." She shook her head "Rick, please tell me there's a way to fix this!" She pleaded "I-I, dunno could we use Jerry's powers?!"

Phantom Thief of Hearts Lordvader59

Rick said nothing but shot D.Va with an aging gun that brought her back to her original age, "There, now you can stop whining... Now how's about we ditch the other old man and actually find Jerry, before the evil triangle does..."

 

[The Mad Queen]

Rick said nothing but shot D.Va with an aging gun that brought her back to her original age, "There, now you can stop whining... Now how's about we ditch the other old man and actually find Jerry, before the evil triangle does..."

"Let's do this!" D.Va shouted enthuasically "We've wasted enough time here already." She started to run in the direction of the jail cells with a decent speed, her legs no longer the small and stubby legs of a child.

 

[Thepotatogod]

Star V. Infinity
Interaction:Star and Ken in the dungeon( Phantom Thief of Hearts )
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"That's gonna be a toughie." Minako replied, sitting on her cell's bed. "We didn't even get to see them, so I don't know what they look like."

"I believe I can be of assistance." Ken announced to the two of them, leaning on a wall on a cell in front of Minako. "I was asking the King and Queen for assistance in getting home when those bastards broke in."

 

[Phantom Thief of Hearts]

Star V. Infinity
Interaction:Star and Ken in the dungeon( Phantom Thief of Hearts )
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"That's gonna be a toughie." Minako replied, sitting on her cell's bed. "We didn't even get to see them, so I don't know what they look like."

"I believe I can be of assistance." Ken announced to the two of them, leaning on a wall on a cell in front of Minako. "I was asking the King and Queen for assistance in getting home when those bastards broke in."

"So you know where my mom and dad are!" Star exclaimed with glee as she jumped up and down with excitement.

"Let's do this!" D.Va shouted enthuasically "We've wasted enough time here already." She started to run in the direction of the jail cells with a decent speed, her legs no longer the small and stubby legs of a child.

VTEVO GRH QOBLN: CPGODGEGUJKSD
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Rick urged the gang minus the Racist guy to follow him and D.Va to the Dungeon.

Meanwhile in the Dungeon.
Darth Jerry sulked in his own misery and sighed, "Guess you're not getting that job at Anthem Advertising, huh..." he said to himself, "Traveled to another universe and this is what I have to show... a cardboard box costume of Darth Vader..."
"Quit your bitching, Jerry... we actually need you..." Rick said as he entered the sad scene.
"Oh... it's you, Rick..." Jerry said as he turned his back to Rick.
Barbas The Omen of Death

 

[Lordvader59]

"So you know where my mom and dad are!" Star exclaimed with glee as she jumped up and down with excitement.

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Rick urged the gang minus the Racist guy to follow him and D.Va to the Dungeon.

Meanwhile in the Dungeon.
Darth Jerry sulked in his own misery and sighed, "Guess you're not getting that job at Anthem Advertising, huh..." he said to himself, "Traveled to another universe and this is what I have to show... a cardboard box costume of Darth Vader..."
"Quit your bitching, Jerry... we actually need you..." Rick said as he entered the sad scene.
"Oh... it's you, Rick..." Jerry said as he turned his back to Rick.
Barbas The Omen of Death

Henderson didnt give a fuck that he hadnt been invited, and followed him nonetheless.
Belfast

"Yeah, no shit." Ser Dougan sighed, watching as either holes were blown in the debris or the monsters the Orange Order had at their disposal simply batted them aside. Ser Dougan led Vadcus down their only exit, moving through the streets of Belfast with the Orange Order slowly closing in. As they turned down two streets, they bumped into Stuart Cooper.

"Dougan?" Stuart asked, a smile growing on his face
"Stuart feckin' Cooper." Dougan said with a grin, shaking the man's hand "How's it goin' ya Prod bastard?"
"Considering how the bakery has an underground tunnel to the Dragonslayers HQ, buisness has improved since these buggers arrived." Stuart replied "But..."
"What's wrong?"
"They got ma mates, ma neighbarhoaud." Stuart admitted sadly, turning way from Ser Dougan and Vadcus.
"Jaysus man, I'm sorry."
"Not as sorry as you'll be if we don't get off this bloomin' street, c'mon!" Stuart shouted, leading the two men towards the bakery.

"I'd assume you two know eachother then." He looked at how the two interacted, then to Stuart. "Greeting, my name is Vadcus Holgoring, I am a Jedi. We will fight this lot off yet." He nodded as they entered the bakery. "So, Dougan, you seem to have experience with this sort of extradimensional entity. Who and what do we have at our disposal to fight them. We'll need a lot more than just the three of us."

 

[The Mad Queen]

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Rick urged the gang minus the Racist guy to follow him and D.Va to the Dungeon.

Meanwhile in the Dungeon.
Darth Jerry sulked in his own misery and sighed, "Guess you're not getting that job at Anthem Advertising, huh..." he said to himself, "Traveled to another universe and this is what I have to show... a cardboard box costume of Darth Vader..."
"Quit your bitching, Jerry... we actually need you..." Rick said as he entered the sad scene.
"Oh... it's you, Rick..." Jerry said as he turned his back to Rick.
Barbas The Omen of Death

"He's right, Jerry. If you don't help us Bill could kill everyone, including your son." D.Va explained

 

[Phantom Thief of Hearts]

"He's right, Jerry. If you don't help us Bill could kill everyone, including your son." D.Va explained

"Oh what's the point! Russo kidnapped me with the promise of a job offer... now the whole universe is going to end!" Jerry cried.
"Jerry, you little shit! I just need you to come with us so that Bill does get to you! God knows what the fuck my daughter's gonna do when her idiot dies 'cause of some interdimensional monster!" Rick ranted.
"Dad, if Bill wins, they won't make anymore Star Wars movies..." Morty pointed out.
Jerry then got up and did a heroic pose, "Then, Jerry Smith's coming with you guys!"
Barbas The Omen of Death

 

[The Mad Queen]

Belfast

"I'd assume you two know eachother then." He looked at how the two interacted, then to Stuart. "Greeting, my name is Vadcus Holgoring, I am a Jedi. We will fight this lot off yet." He nodded as they entered the bakery. "So, Dougan, you seem to have experience with this sort of extradimensional entity. Who and what do we have at our disposal to fight them. We'll need a lot more than just the three of us."

"Well I sent me dog away to gather the other doggos, woofers, puppers, yappers, floofers and so on. He's kinda like a messenger for a dog God. We also have 1812 Overture on our side, she's an ancient Panda warrior spirit inhabiting a mechnical body. She was the one firing the bamboo earlier." Dougan explained as Stuart led them towards the bakery
"Not to mention Sean." Stuart Cooper pointed out "And someone else shawed up to save our bakery. Some American calling himself the Dinkster."
"Oh, great The Dinkster. Now we're saved." Dougan replied sarcastically "With the distress call I sent out, I thought we'd have more. Right now, interdimensional rifts, portals and other shite like that is the only way into the city, what with that feckin' thing above us." He pointed at the dome of energy.

The buildings surrounding the bakery were in shambles, however the bakery itself was surrounded by the bodies of fallen Orange-men, arranged in two piles just outside of the entrance. Standing in the doorway with her hands on her hips was 1812 Overture, the brass Panda warrior and behind her, currently lasooing an Orange-man was the Dinkster himself and behind him were a large group of civilians Sean was escourting into the back of the bakery.

"You rang me." The Dinkster said with a cheesy grin, pointing at Ser Dougan "But I got a question."
"Go ahead."
"What's in Dragonslayers' HQ that so important? Why can't we just hol' up here?"
"It's safer. We can use it's defences to buy ourselves more time to figure out how to end this bloodshed." 1812 explained, resting one of her paws on The Dinkster's shoulders

"Guys, we got incomin'!" Cooper yelled, pointing up as four fighter planes, looking identical to those flown by the Luftwaffe except the symbols of the German air force were replaced by Orange Order symbols and Seshes. They flew towards the bakery, the roar of their engines filling the ears of our heroes.

"Shite..." Dougan muttered "Take cover!"

 

[Lordvader59]

"Well I sent me dog away to gather the other doggos, woofers, puppers, yappers, floofers and so on. He's kinda like a messenger for a dog God. We also have 1812 Overture on our side, she's an ancient Panda warrior spirit inhabiting a mechnical body. She was the one firing the bamboo earlier." Dougan explained as Stuart led them towards the bakery
"Not to mention Sean." Stuart Cooper pointed out "And someone else shawed up to save our bakery. Some American calling himself the Dinkster."
"Oh, great The Dinkster. Now we're saved." Dougan replied sarcastically "With the distress call I sent out, I thought we'd have more. Right now, interdimensional rifts, portals and other shite like that is the only way into the city, what with that feckin' thing above us." He pointed at the dome of energy.

The buildings surrounding the bakery were in shambles, however the bakery itself was surrounded by the bodies of fallen Orange-men, arranged in two piles just outside of the entrance. Standing in the doorway with her hands on her hips was 1812 Overture, the brass Panda warrior and behind her, currently lasooing an Orange-man was the Dinkster himself.

"You rang me." The Dinkster said with a cheesy grin, pointing at Ser Dougan "But I got a question."
"Go ahead."
"What's in Dragonslayers' HQ that so important? Why can't we just hol' up here?"
"It's safer. We can use it's defences to buy ourselves more time to figure out how to end this bloodshed." 1812 explained, resting one of her paws on The Dinkster's shoulders

"Guys, we got incomin'!" Cooper yelled, pointing up as four fighter planes, looking identical to those flown by the Luftwaffe except the symbols of the German air force were replaced by Orange Order symbols and Seshes. They flew towards the bakery, the roar of their engines filling the ears of our heroes.

"Shite..." Dougan muttered "Take cover!"

Vadcus ducked and started to head into the building. When one fighter got close, he reached out with the force and pulled it down. He tried again with another, but this time he failed, only causing it to stir in it's flight path a bit. He lunged behind a low wall to avoid the burst from the machine guns on the fighter that immediately followed, before following the other men into the bakery. "I only managed to get one. Those fighters look ancient. If only my starfighter still worked, blast." he shrugged "anyways, where is this headquarters you keep going on and on about."

 

[The Mad Queen]

"Oh what's the point! Russo kidnapped me with the promise of a job offer... now the whole universe is going to end!" Jerry cried.
"Jerry, you little shit! I just need you to come with us so that Bill does get to you! God knows what the fuck my daughter's gonna do when her idiot dies 'cause of some interdimensional monster!" Rick ranted.
"Dad, if Bill wins, they won't make anymore Star Wars movies..." Morty pointed out.
Jerry then got up and did a heroic pose, "Then, Jerry Smith's coming with you guys!"
Barbas The Omen of Death

"So, what's the plan?" D.Va asked Rick "I can fly us out of here if we find a ship but, then what? Fighting Bill head-on is..." She turned around, hearing footsteps approaching from behind the group.

Henderson didnt give a fuck that he hadnt been invited, and followed him nonetheless.

D.Va looked over at Rick. Jerry, despite having half of Bill's power had still been beaten by Rick tripping him up. If Henderson was to kill Rick or even wound him Bill would win. What he could do to her country would make the damage the gigantic Omnics she fought inflicted look like a pin prick in comparison.

She shook her head and stepped in front of the mad scientist, preparing to take a shot. She then realised that she didn't need to kill Henderson, just slow him down. She aimed her pistol at the old man's hand, putting a bullet through it before putting another into his left knee and dropping him.

"I'm sorry." She said, speaking in Korean as she fired the first shot. She apologised in English as the second bullet entered Henderson's knee and dropped him. She kept her pistol raised in case Henderson was going to try anything.

 

[Lordvader59]

"So, what's the plan?" D.Va asked Rick "I can fly us out of here if we find a ship but, then what? Fighting Bill head-on is..." She turned around, hearing footsteps approaching from behind the group.


D.Va looked over at Rick. Jerry, despite having half of Bill's power had still been beaten by Rick tripping him up. If Henderson was to kill Rick or even wound him Bill would win. What he could do to her country would make the damage the gigantic Omnics she fought inflicted look like a pin prick in comparison.

She shook her head and stepped in front of the mad scientist, preparing to take a shot. She then realised that she didn't need to kill Henderson, just slow him down. She aimed her pistol at the old man's hand, putting a bullet through it before putting another into his left knee and dropping him.

"I'm sorry." She said, speaking in Korean as she fired the first shot. She apologised in English as the second bullet entered Henderson's knee and dropped him. She kept her pistol raised in case Henderson was going to try anything.

"What the fuck?!" He got up slowly, he'd sure taken a lot worse. "I just follow you guys to help you fight this supposedly unstoppable monster and you just fucking shoot me?" He leaned around the corner and pumped his shotgun. "If you want to kill me, you'd be right in assuming there'll be a fight involved. One i'd reckon you'll lose without that piece of shit fancy plastic mech suit." He pulled a hankercheif out of his pocket and wrapped his knee. His hand wound, he would ignore. He figured she had probably missed the important bones in his knee, and the artieries in his hand, so he'd probably be good to keep going for a while.

 

[Phantom Thief of Hearts]

"What the fuck?!" He got up slowly, he'd sure taken a lot worse. "I just follow you guys to help you fight this supposedly unstoppable monster and you just fucking shoot me?" He leaned around the corner and pumped his shotgun. "If you want to kill me, you'd be right in assuming there'll be a fight involved. One i'd reckon you'll lose without that piece of shit fancy plastic mech suit." He pulled a hankercheif out of his pocket and wrapped his knee. His hand wound, he would ignore. He figured she had probably missed the important bones in his knee, and the artieries in his hand, so he'd probably be good to keep going for a while.

Rick ran up the Henderson and kicked him the the groin and said, "You've just got R*urrp*gity *rrp*ggity Wrecked, Son!"
before he left with the group out of the Dungeon...
The Omen of Death Barbas The Mad Queen
Suddenly, Bill appeared before Henderson...
"WOW! RICK AND THE ASIAN GIRL SURE DID A NUMBER ON YOU! HOW'S ABOUT I FIX THAT!" Bill said as he snapped his fingers and healed Henderson, "OH AND HERE'S YOUR PARROT!" Bill then gave Henderson his parrot back.