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[The Mad Queen]

"My best guess, in the living room watching some dumb shit..." Rick said as he downed more alcohol.
Then our heroes reached the living room to see a horrible sight!
Russo is clearly possessed by some inter-dimensional being of great power.
"Oh great... This shit always happens when we let dumb fans write the plot..." Rick crossed his arms and turned away.
"Rick? Is that you?" Said the possessed Russo, "Long time no see, pal!"
"Rick? You know who, er, what uh, aw jeez, whatever that thing is?" Robin Morty asked.
"Come on, Rick! Tell 'em about your ol' buddy, Bill Cipher!" Laughed the entity.

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"Now that's how you do a cold opening, folks!" Bill laughed.​

Taking one step towards Ciper-Russo in her mech, D.Va aimed it's cannons directly at the fiend.
"I don't care about who, or what you are. You're a loser. Your armies have been beaten, Darth Jerry surrendered and you're outnumbered. It's game over for you, Bill. Give up now or face the wrath of two old guys, the best Starcraft player in the world, a guy really good with a sword and two guys wearing spandex...Oh, also that kid." She pointed at Morty

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[The Mad Queen]

Ultraverse: Nikola Tesla, Defender of Tomorrow​

Following the coordinates he had calculated, Tesla led his new ally in the direction of where the red blur had gone. He flew deeper into the city, seeing two men in strange outfits. One appeared to be wearing a hood and mask with a quiver of arrows on his back while the other was dressed in strange red armour.

Scanning them with his giger counter, Tesla detected anomolies around the man dressed in red. He stepped out of cover, signaling to his new ally to wait until things went wrong.
"Can I have a word?" Tesla asked "You don't need to worry, I am not here with violent or criminal intentions against either of you or this city. I simply want to talk." He raised both of his hands in the air.

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[Phantom Thief of Hearts]

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"Yeah...I think so." Minako whispered back, nodding in response. "But I think we should be more quieter...I could risk our plan." She soon straightened her posture as some of Thanos' troops came into view, guarding a ship of some sort...

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"So... where do you think they're keeping my mom and dad?" asked Star.

Taking one step towards Ciper-Russo in her mech, D.Va aimed it's cannons directly at the fiend.
"I don't care about who, or what you are. You're a loser. Your armies have been beaten, Darth Jerry surrendered and you're outnumbered. It's game over for you, Bill. Give up now or face the wrath of two old guys, the best Starcraft player in the world, a guy really good with a sword and two guys wearing spandex...Oh, also that kid." She pointed at Morty

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"You stupid, Bitch, you're going to kill us all!" Rick scolded D.Va
"HMMM... YOU MAKE A COMPELLING ARGUMENT!" Bill said, "EXCEPT!" Bill-Russo snapped his fingers which turned D.Va into a child and her Mech into a cardboard box costume...
"I STILL POWERS WITH THIS BODY!" Russo's body began to decay it was revealed that his skeleton was made up of tiny glowing triangles, "AND GUESS WHAT! YOU'RE PLAYING MY GAME NOW! AH HA HA HA HA!"
The Tiny Triangles merged to reveal Bill's true form, "NOW AS FOR YOU, RICK! I'M GOING TO REARRANGE YOUR ENTIRE ANATOMY! HOPE YOU LIKE YOUR SKIN SWAPPING PLACES WITH YOUR BOWELS!"

Bill snapped his fingers only for the horrifyingly gross torment to not pass, "WHA? THAT RUSSO... HE MUST OF GAVE SOME OF MY POWERS TO THAT JERRY GUY... NOW THAT IT THINK ABOUT IT, IT DOES EXPLAIN WHY HALF OF THIS ARC WAS JUST A STAR WARS PARODY!"
"Quick while he's distracted, Run the fuck away!" Rick said as he grabbed the teeny D.Va, "And for the record, I'm blaming you..."
"Aw Jeez, Miller Batman what are we going to do?!" Robin Morty cried as he hid behind Miller Batman.
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"AH HA HA HA! CAPSLOCK!"
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[The Mad Queen]

"You stupid, Bitch, you're going to kill us all!" Rick scolded D.Va
"HMMM... YOU MAKE A COMPELLING ARGUMENT!" Bill said, "EXCEPT!" Bill-Russo snapped his fingers which turned D.Va into a child and her Mech into a cardboard box costume...
"I STILL POWERS WITH THIS BODY!" Russo's body began to decay it was revealed that his skeleton was made up of tiny glowing triangles, "AND GUESS WHAT! YOU'RE PLAYING MY GAME NOW! AH HA HA HA HA!"
The Tiny Triangles merged to reveal Bill's true form, "NOW AS FOR YOU, RICK! I'M GOING TO REARRANGE YOUR ENTIRE ANATOMY! HOPE YOU LIKE YOUR SKIN SWAPPING PLACES WITH YOUR BOWELS!"

Bill snapped his fingers only for the horrifyingly gross torment to not pass, "WHA? THAT RUSSO... HE MUST OF GAVE SOME OF MY POWERS TO THAT JERRY GUY... NOW THAT IT THINK ABOUT IT, I DOES EXPLAIN WHY HALF OF THIS ARC WAS JUST A STAR WARS PARODY!"
"Quick while he's distracted, Run the fuck away!" Rick said as he grabbed the teeny D.Va, "And for the record, I'm blaming you..."
"Aw Jeez, Miller Batman what are we going to do?!" Robin Morty cried as he hid behind Miller Batman.
The Omen of Death Barbas Lordvader59
"AH HA HA HA! CAPSLOCK!"
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"Damnit, now I have to go through puberty all over again." D.Va complained "I'm going to kill that one-eyed freak!" She shouted, shaking her now tiny fist. She then reeled in horror, realising that not only was she too young to compete in tournaments but also go on missions and run an account on the streaming service she used. She swore vengance on the yellow, rather well-dressed triangle-shaped demon only to then remember that she couldn't really do much with her mech made of cardboard next to spitting in Bill's eye and shooting him.

An idea hit her mind "Guys, if we find a ship I might be able to fly us out of here! I've played enough flight simulator games to know what I'm doing." She said with a smile, only to avoid eye-contact with the group as her face turned red "I just might..Need a booster seat for the pilot's chair or something." She muttered quietly

Even at 19, D.Va wasn't that tall compared to the other people she knew.

 

[Phantom Thief of Hearts]

"Srbe Plsjjed it p Cednin!" She shouted, shaking her now tiny fist. She then reeled in horror, realising that not only was she too young to compete in tournaments but also go on missions and run an account on the streaming service she used. She swore vengance on the yellow, rather well-dressed triangle-shaped demon only to then remember that she couldn't really do much with her mech made of cardboard next to spitting in Bill's eye and shooting him.

An idea hit her mind "Guys, if we find a ship I might be able to fly us out of here! I've played enough flight simulator games to know what I'm doing." She said with a smile, only to avoid eye-contact with the group as her face turned red "I just might..Need a booster seat for the pilot's chair or something." She muttered quietly

Even at 19, D.Va wasn't that tall compared to the other people she knew.

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"Okay, g-g-gr*uurp*t plan! But first..." Rick stammered, "I can't believe I'm saying this... But first we got to find Jerry! H-He has the rest of Bill's powers and if Bill gets to him before we do we're all fucking dead!"
Morty, now out of his Robin costume, ran to Rick, "Rick! I think Miller Batman's distracting Bill with long monologues about how much he wants to fuck a city o-o-or something, I don't know, I blanked out and ran!" ( Barbas "PLEASE DO TALK HOW I RIGGED THE USA PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS TO HAVE TWO OF THE LEAST LIKABLE PEOPLE ON THE PLANET UP FOR THE RUNNING!")
"Miller Batman's the worst! He keeps making me eat Rats and shit! ACTUAL SHIT, RICK! I-I-I'M NOT MAKE IT UP!" Morty complained.
"Morty, you know that Miller Batman is right behind you..." Rick noted.
"Aw, Jeez..."
Barbas ("MILLER BATMAN'S FUN YOU SHOULDN'T TAKE THAT KIND OF TALK FROM SOME KID WITH A JEWISH COMEDIAN'S NAME! BEAT THE SNOT OUT OF HIM!")
Lordvader59 ("YOU SHOULD TAKE LEADERSHIP AWAY FROM RICK! YOU BEAT TRIAL OF CTHULHU! WHAT DID RICK DO?")
The Mad Queen ("SHAQFU IS COMING OUT ON THE NINTENDO SWITCH! BUY IT WHEN IT COMES OUT WITH GOLD!")
The Omen of Death ("YOUR LIFE IS A LIE! HAVE FUN SLEEPING!")
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[Lordvader59]

"Okay, g-g-gr*uurp*t plan! But first..." Rick stammered, "I can't believe I'm saying this... But first we got to find Jerry! H-He has the rest of Bill's powers and if Bill gets to him before we do we're all fucking dead!"
Morty, now out of his Robin costume, ran to Rick, "Rick! I think Miller Batman's distracting Bill with long monologues about how much he wants to fuck a city o-o-or something, I don't know, I blanked out and ran!" ( Barbas "PLEASE DO TALK HOW I RIGGED THE USA PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS TO HAVE TWO OF THE LEAST LIKABLE PEOPLE ON THE PLANET UP FOR THE RUNNING!")
"Miller Batman's the worst! He keeps making me eat Rats and shit! ACTUAL SHIT, RICK! I-I-I'M NOT MAKE IT UP!" Morty complained.
"Morty, you know that Miller Batman is right behind you..." Rick noted.
"Aw, Jeez..."
Barbas ("MILLER BATMAN'S FUN YOU SHOULDN'T TAKE THAT KIND OF TALK FROM SOME KID WITH A JEWISH COMEDIAN'S NAME! BEAT THE SNOT OUT OF HIM!")
Lordvader59 ("YOU SHOULD TAKE LEADERSHIP AWAY FROM RICK! YOU BEAT CTHULHU! WHAT DID RICK DO?")
The Mad Queen ("SHAQFU IS COMING OUT ON THE NINTENDO SWITCH! BUY IT WHEN IF COMES OUT WITH GOLD!")
The Omen of Death ("YOU LIFE IS A LIE! HAVE FUN SLEEPING!")

Henderson stepped forwards, "I have experience with this sort of things. Usually we just pack a vehicle and or building with high explosives and lure said extradimensional god into said building. Of course you have to first find a way to weaken the god to the point that he can be killed. Where I'm from they happen to have a conveinent caviat about their summoning which leaves them in a weakened and killable state for a while, but I dont know if this bastard is the same. Either way, finding this Jerry guy seems like a good idea." He walked out of the room, then turned back to Rick. "Have you got any idea where the hell Jerry is?"

 

[The Mad Queen]

"Okay, g-g-gr*uurp*t plan! But first..." Rick stammered, "I can't believe I'm saying this... But first we got to find Jerry! H-He has the rest of Bill's powers and if Bill gets to him before we do we're all fucking dead!"
Morty, now out of his Robin costume, ran to Rick, "Rick! I think Miller Batman's distracting Bill with long monologues about how much he wants to fuck a city o-o-or something, I don't know, I blanked out and ran!" ( Barbas "PLEASE DO TALK HOW I RIGGED THE USA PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS TO HAVE TWO OF THE LEAST LIKABLE PEOPLE ON THE PLANET UP FOR THE RUNNING!")
"Miller Batman's the worst! He keeps making me eat Rats and shit! ACTUAL SHIT, RICK! I-I-I'M NOT MAKE IT UP!" Morty complained.
"Morty, you know that Miller Batman is right behind you..." Rick noted.
"Aw, Jeez..."
Barbas ("MILLER BATMAN'S FUN YOU SHOULDN'T TAKE THAT KIND OF TALK FROM SOME KID WITH A JEWISH COMEDIAN'S NAME! BEAT THE SNOT OUT OF HIM!")
Lordvader59 ("YOU SHOULD TAKE LEADERSHIP AWAY FROM RICK! YOU BEAT TRIAL OF CTHULHU! WHAT DID RICK DO?")
The Mad Queen ("SHAQFU IS COMING OUT ON THE NINTENDO SWITCH! BUY IT WHEN IF COMES OUT WITH GOLD!")
The Omen of Death ("YOUR LIFE IS A LIE! HAVE FUN SLEEPING!")
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Shaq Fu was an ancient title to D.Va, but it still inspired fear. She didn't quite know why, though. Why would a game that came out in the mid-90s possibly send a shiver down her spine? She wondered where she had even heard the dreaded title before. She wasn't even born until around the mid to late 2050s, so why would it even appear on her radar?

Small flashes of memory began to appear to her. The outdated graphics, the terrible gameplay and the generic music...Why did she have memories of playing a game that had come out over fifty years before she was even born?
Grabbing her head in confusion, D.Va shut her eyes only to hear the soundtrack inside of her head, played on a loop.

Spoiler

A poorly-rendered sprite of Shaq that didn't look anything like him stood in front of D.Va as she opened her eyes.
"Ho-ha!" The Shaq sprite shouted, his voice also sounding nothing like Shaq as he delivered an uppercut at D.Va.

To the rest of the group it looked like D.Va flew through the air without anything actually hitting her. In fact, it looked like D.Va jumped to a near-superhuman height before hitting the ground. She reached for her pistol only for Shaq to kick it out of her hands but to the rest of the group it looked like she tossed it across the room, landing at Morty's feet.
"Guys, a little help." She coughed as Shaq picked up a sprite basketball and held it over her head.

In response she did the only thing she thought would work against the badly-rendered sprite. She kicked him in the nuts.
"Ahhohhh!" She sprite shouted, holding his groin and stepping back.

 

[Phantom Thief of Hearts]

Shaq Fu was an ancient title to D.Va, but it still inspired fear. She didn't quite know why, though. Why would a game that came out in the mid-90s possibly send a shiver down her spine? She wondered where she had even heard the dreaded title before. She wasn't even born until around the mid to late 2050s, so why would it even appear on her radar?

Small flashes of memory began to appear to her. The outdated graphics, the terrible gameplay and the generic music...Why did she have memories of playing a game that had come out over fifty years before she was even born?
Grabbing her head in confusion, D.Va shut her eyes only to hear the soundtrack inside of her head, played on a loop.

Spoiler

A poorly-rendered sprite of Shaq that didn't look anything like him stood in front of D.Va as she opened her eyes.
"Ho-ha!" The Shaq sprite shouted, his voice also sounding nothing like Shaq as he delivered an uppercut at D.Va.

To the rest of the group it looked like D.Va flew through the air without anything actually hitting her. In fact, it looked like D.Va jumped to a near-superhuman height before hitting the ground. She reached for her pistol only for Shaq to kick it out of her hands but to the rest of the group it looked like she tossed it across the room, landing at Morty's feet.
"Guys, a little help." She coughed as Shaq picked up a sprite basketball and held it over her head.

In response she did the only thing she thought would work against the badly-rendered sprite. She kicked him in the nuts.
"Ahhohhh!" She sprite shouted, holding his groin and stepping back.

"Snap out of it! Shaqfu on the Nintendo Switch isn't like the one from the 90's! I-I-It's actually competently made!" Rick shook D.Va before he turned to the 'audience' and whispered, "Nintendo, give me free stuff!"

 

[The Mad Queen]

"Snap out of it! Shaqfu on the Nintendo Switch isn't like the one from the 90's! I-I-It's actually competently made!" Rick shook D.Va before he turned to the 'audience' and whispered, "Nintendo, give me free stuff!"

As D.Va broke free of the illusion, the Shaq sprite began to fade into nothingness.
"Ahh-ohh!" It cried as it was erased, reaching a hand out towards D.Va only for him to kick him, breaking his sprites into thousands of pieces. She walked towards Morty and picked up her gun, now realising that she was around the same height as him, if not slightly smaller. She let out a swear in Korean before turning back to Rick.
"So, this Bill guy really messes with reality, huh? She asked "How did you beat him the last time?"

 

[Phantom Thief of Hearts]

As D.Va broke free of the illusion, the Shaq sprite began to fade into nothingness.
"Ahh-ohh!" It cried as it was erased, reaching a hand out towards D.Va only for him to kick him, breaking his sprites into thousands of pieces. She walked towards Morty and picked up her gun, now realising that she was around the same height as him, if not slightly smaller. She let out a swear in Korean before turning back to Rick.
"So, this Bill guy really messes with reality, huh? She asked "How did you beat him the last time?"

"I didn't... Some six-fingered freak did..." Rick admitted, "But now's my chance to show him that I can do the same thing to!"

 

[Sara Sidereal]

"I don't know! I'm trying to figure this stuff out," Marco said before he noticed that a manual for the ship's controls, "Oh wait, I could just read this..."
Marco began to read the manual in hopes to of finding a way to make contact with the other dimensions princesses and have them bring their forces to save Mewni...


Star whispered into Minako's ear, "Hey, do you think they're falling for it?"

Lily got bored and wandered around the cockpit, eventually coming upon the ship's juicer and (conveniently) a bag of apples.

She returned to Marco magically floating a pair of glasses of apple juice with a crazy straw in each, and offered one to him as she sipped on the other.

"Figure anything out yet?"

 

[Phantom Thief of Hearts]

Lily got bored and wandered around the cockpit, eventually coming upon the ship's juicer and (conveniently) a bag of apples.

She returned to Marco magically floating a pair of glasses of apple juice with a crazy straw in each, and offered one to him as she sipped on the other.

"Figure anything out yet?"

"Yup!" Marco said with glee as he turned around to show the pony the book and explain how he began to understand it, "After I figured out that video calls need a headset connected to the dashboard it was simple to figure out! Now We can send a video to just about every princess in any dimension!"

 

[Sara Sidereal]

"Yup!" Marco said with glee as he turned around to show the pony the book and explain how he began to understand it, "After I figured out that video calls need a headset connected to the dashboard it was simple to figure out! Now We can send a video to just about every princess in any dimension!"

Lily thought about that for a moment.

"...Every princess?"

 

[Phantom Thief of Hearts]

Lily thought about that for a moment.

"...Every princess?"

"Just about every single one!" Marco explained.

 

[Sara Sidereal]

"Just about every single one!" Marco explained.

"Could we send something to Equestria?"

 

[Phantom Thief of Hearts]

"Could we send something to Equestria?"

"Sure! Just let me check if they have the line to Equestria," Marco looked for the Dimension that the pony requested, "Huh, I can't seem to find it... that's weird..."

 

[Sara Sidereal]

"Sure! Just let me check if they have the line to Equestria," Marco looked for the Dimension that the pony requested, "Huh, I can't seem to find it... that's weird..."

Lily looked crestfallen, but only sipped quietly on her apple juice. Marco's sat on the dashboard where she had set it after he didn't seem interested.

 

[Phantom Thief of Hearts]

Lily looked crestfallen, but only sipped quietly on her apple juice. Marco's sat on the dashboard where she had set it after he didn't seem interested.

"Hey, don't worry... Once Star gets her wand back... we'll find a way to get you back home," Marco set as he pet the pony.

 

[Sara Sidereal]

"Hey, don't worry... Once Star gets her wand back... we'll find a way to get you back home," Marco set as he pet the pony.

"Uh, wow, like, could you not?" said Lily, shying away from his hand. "My mane doesn't look this amazing by itself, y'know. It literally takes hours."





"But... um, thanks. For trying."

 

[Phantom Thief of Hearts]

Henderson stepped forwards, "I have experience with this sort of things. Usually we just pack a vehicle and or building with high explosives and lure said extradimensional god into said building. Of course you have to first find a way to weaken the god to the point that he can be killed. Where I'm from they happen to have a conveinent caviat about their summoning which leaves them in a weakened and killable state for a while, but I dont know if this bastard is the same. Either way, finding this Jerry guy seems like a good idea." He walked out of the room, then turned back to Rick. "Have you got any idea where the hell Jerry is?"

Suddenly Henderson's Parrot said, "SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA! HOW'S ABOUT WE DO THAT BUT REPLACE THE EXPLOSIVES WITH WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION JUST TO BE SURE! ALSO PUT JALAPENO PEPPER ON YOUR EYES! I HEAR BILL'S WEAKNESS IS SEEING PEOPLE SHOVE JALAPENO PEPPERS INTO THEIR EYES!"

 

[Lordvader59]

Suddenly Henderson's Parrot said, "SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA! HOW'S ABOUT WE DO THAT BUT REPLACE THE EXPLOSIVES WITH WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION JUST TO BE SURE! ALSO PUT JALAPENO PEPPER ON YOUR EYES! I HEAR BILL'S WEAKNESS IS SEEING PEOPLE SHOVE JALAPENO PEPPERS INTO THEIR EYES!"

"Assuming you mean nuclear. Chemical and biologicals just don't do the job. As for the peppers...." he took a look at Bill "maybe in his eye... I suppose it's worth a shot. All in all... good suggestion Rupes." Rupert talking was absolutely nothing new to him. "I dont know where we'd get a nuclear bomb though." He shrugged "Explosives will have to do the trick." He looked at Rick "Well, you seem to know a bit about this guy. Any idea on how to weaken him to a state where explosives will work?"

 

[Phantom Thief of Hearts]

"Assuming you mean nuclear. Chemical and biologicals just don't do the job. As for the peppers...." he took a look at Bill "maybe in his eye... I suppose it's worth a shot. All in all... good suggestion Rupes." Rupert talking was absolutely nothing new to him. "I dont know where we'd get a nuclear bomb though." He shrugged "Explosives will have to do the trick." He looked at Rick "Well, you seem to know a bit about this guy. Any idea on how to weaken him to a state where explosives will work?"

Rick without a second thought used his laser gun and shot Rupert.
(LOOKS LIKE YOU GOTTA KILL RICK, NOW!)
(I'M TALKING IN THE OUT OF CHARACTER SECTION! THAT'S HILARIOUS!)
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[Lordvader59]

Rick without a second thought used his laser gun and shot Rupert.
(LOOKS LIKE YOU GOTTA KILL RICK, NOW!)
(I'M TALKING IN THE OUT OF CHARACTER SECTION! THAT'S HILARIOUS!)
(HPQDGOQTU IX DYX JI JDRP XSG QEH LJV'R FLYEW ALOG)

Henderson looked down at the parrot, now laying on the ground with a scorch mark on his wing. Then he looked up at Rick. "What the fuck, Man?" He clubbed his shotgun, gripping it by the barrel, and took a step towards Rick. "Why the hell did you do that?"

 

[Phantom Thief of Hearts]

Henderson looked down at the parrot, now laying on the ground with a scorch mark on his wing. Then he looked up at Rick. "What the fuck, Man?" He clubbed his shotgun, gripping it by the barrel, and took a step towards Rick. "Why the hell did you do that?"

"W-W-What are you talking about! Does your parrot talk like Bill or have Bill's fucking voice or say we should use nukes! He's saying that to try to kill us! You fucking idiot! Now be a Korean and be a fucking man!" Rick said before pulling out his gun and shot the parrot again a couple more times, "Missed a s*urrp*t..."
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[Lordvader59]

"W-W-What are you talking about! Does your parrot talk like Bill or have Bill's fucking voice or say we should use nukes! He's saying that to try to kill us! You fucking idiot! Now be a Korean and be a fucking man!" Rick said before pulling out his gun and shot the parrot again a couple more times, "Missed a s*urrp*t..."
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"His voice is going all over the place all the time. And what's the problem with nukes? You think we can kill this bastard without nukes. I think nukes are a good idea. We can be out of the blast radius when they go off. And fucking stop shooting him!" Several more scorch marks dotted the parrot. "Cleaning that shit off takes ages."