Fandom Housetrapped (A Homestuck AU)

[Quincunx]

Kinsol bored decided to look around on his computer, trying to see if someone was online
IC:(.x.):Hello? You there...


IC:(.x.): Sorry I couldn't answer sooner, I was distracted.





@Mollisol

GG: do yo\_/ know anything abo\_/t sgr\_/b machinery

 

[TerminallyTired]

IC:(.x.): Sorry, you know I'm not into Flarping or roleplaying games in general, I have the file though

 

[TheMoonRose]

She placed it down near her pet, smiling

 

[Quincunx]

GG: if yo\_/ have the file, does that mean yo\_/ plan on playing with \_/s?

 

[JackOfHearts]

CB: As far as I know, sprites are supposed to be all-knowing guides. The aren't allowed to lie.
CB: You can only prototypes twice.

Jack shrugs, jumping up above the kernel and dropping the photo, letting it slowly float down into the kernel and doing a completely unnecessary combat roll straight into the couch headfirst. Needless to say, it was kind of painful. Still, now the kernel was a Jacksprite! YAAAAAAAAY!


JACKSPRITE:...What...the absolute...fuck is going on here.

 

[TerminallyTired]

IC:(.x.): I guess, I really have nothing better to do, any idea on how this works anyways?

 

[Quincunx]

GG: there's an alchem...izer? ;o


GG: it makes st\_/ff


GG: i think


GG: and this giant sewing machine with a carving implement


GG: f\_/ck it we have no idea


GG: but if yo\_/ boot \_/p the game maybe we can figure it out together

 

[TerminallyTired]

IC:(.x.): Doin it know, heh the loading screen is pretty not gonna lie

 

[Quincunx]

GG: heheh it really is


GG: q\_/estion


GG: do yo\_/ know zinnia?


GG: she's my server player

 

[TerminallyTired]

IC:(.x.):Zinna? hm I dont think I've heard about her,you'll have to give me her info and we can't formally meet I Guess

 

[Quincunx]

GG: troll her at tinkeringanalyst


GG: my bad; tinkeringAnalyst ^^;

 

[TerminallyTired]

IC:(.x.):Thanks, oh


IC:(.x.): It finally downloaded, what now?

 

[Quincunx]

GG: i think yo\_/ need to connect to another player now


GG: i'm already zinnia's client player so i can't help yo\_/ there


GG: but maybe yo\_/ could be my client?


GG: and/or pick \_/p another troll or some random kid brat to be yours?

 

[TerminallyTired]

IC:(.x.):I dunno I guess I could


IC:(.x.):Wait, kid? Hm I've been missing so much

 

[Quincunx]

GG: yo\_/ know


GG: an alien


GG: eh, forget i said anything ^^;

 

[TerminallyTired]

IC:(.x.):Hm, I didn't think they were actually a thing


IC:(.x.): Just kinda thought they were in terrible movies starring troll Will Smith


IC:(.x.): Anyways Im connecting now

 

[Quincunx]

GG: with who ;o

 

[TerminallyTired]

IC:(.x.): With you I think

 

[Quincunx]

Illana was about to type something, but noticed the notification in her Sgrub interface. She moused over the bizarre equipment, and determined that she would try to avoid giving Kinsol the same experience she'd had.


GG: i'm abo\_/t to drop this thing-maker


GG: it's pretty big


GG: where's the most convenient place for me to p\_/t it?

 

[TerminallyTired]

IC:(.x.): Anywhere I guess


he typed looking around his hive

 

[Quincunx]

Illana looked around Kinsol's hive. It did look kind of sparse in comparison to hers. She wondered why - their blood colors weren't too far apart, and she'd had the resources to decorate her (admittedly small) hive relatively fancifully.


GG: heh


GG: i'm putting it by your bed


GG: this... alchemiter

 

[TerminallyTired]

IC:(.x.): Okay,careful try not to make too much of a noise, my lusus is sleeping and shell get pissed if she is woken up


IC:(.x.): Why the winky face?


Kinsol looked at the giant machine stepping on it before typing


IC:(.x.): What does it do?

 

[Quincunx]

GG: i like semicolons


GG: it... alchemizes


GG: like alchemy


GG: making things out of other things


GG: it seems to fit with this p\_/nch card interface





She placed the aptly-named Punch Designix near the Alchemiter, and then deployed the Totem Lathe (or giant sewing machine) outside the hive.


GG: i have no f\_/cking clue what this does tho\_/gh


GG: other than the fact that it seems to have a p\_/nch card interface as well

 

[TerminallyTired]

Kinsol walked outside his hive examining totem lathe then going back to the alchemiser and Punch Designix


IC:(.x.): So I just put a card in?


IC:(.x.): Looks simple enough


He took out a card that seemed to hold a piece of scratch paper and put it in

 

[Quincunx]

The Punch Designix read this as creating the punch card to alchemize a card, and spat out another card with holes punched in a design.