Fantasy Heaven Cafe: The Maid's a God?!

[kurol]

Before Alice had a chance to answer, Maka had already stalked out of the storage room, got a firm grip on her scythe, a dark, annoyed aura pulsing around her. "Stressed out?" she repeated, very scarily. Maka swung her scythe at the man, clearly annoyed a little too much.


(sorry it's quite short)





@TheoremAlpha

 

[Teddy Bear]

Alice nodded in agreement. There is a lot more to people than the other appearance. She was about to reply to Ma'khan but Maka, who came out of nowhere interrupted her. She jumped out of the way, too quickly, as Maka swung her scythe. That was unexpected, she thought. Alice quickly moved in between them and put her hand up towards Maka. "Now now," she started, "why don't yo up that scythe away? We want customers don't we?"

 

[kurol]

"Dammit. I forgot he's a customer. Lucky you," Maka stared one final glare, at both of them, before retreating beside Alice, and reading her book. "Everything's ready, anyway."


(its even shorter... sorry. by the way i need to go so bye)





@Mistic


@TheoremAlpha

 

[Teddy Bear]

Alice smiled and nodded. She turned to look at the kitchen and thought about what happen to the chef, since it was extremely quiet in there. "You think the chef is still alive in there?" She whispered to Maka before walking over to the door and flipped the sign open. "I guess its opening time," she said excitedly.

 

[TheoremAlpha]

"Oh well, nonetheless, I'm not bothered by it. I'm no stranger to be threatened by lethal force living on these streets, never stirs me up, some thugs are pretty amazing people if you just say a few nice words," He looked to Alice, the same smile he gave before. "I did hear that chef setting some things up the other day, I like his vocabulary, never heard the F-bomb used so intelligently before," He slung his guitar back over his shoulder, giving a little dance as he listened to the background music. He glanced back at Alice who was curiously transfixed on him.


"Think I need to get myself a radio...."

 

[Yanipurr]

Shinatobe let out a small sigh as he heard his stomach rumble, he had a large amount of money in both cash and this card that humans call a debit card which is a great idea as it saves Shinatobe from carrying the six digit number that he has stole off several people before killing them and disposing of their bodies, that was not all by using their souls he was able to access all their details and basically become seven different men. Flipping a coin several times off his finger he sighed once again was no where open at this god forsaken time it seemed like it. He shut his eyes for a split second on the feel like he knocked into something of course it barely bothered him but as he open his eyes he noticed he knocked a man a good foot taller then him to the ground. "Sorry good sire, you wouldn't happen to know a grand place around here where one such as myself would be able to eat my fill and drink large amounts of tea open at this time would you I personally can't seem to find one." Shinatobe said as he gave his hand to help the person up who just looked confused. "Um yeah simply go around that corner and they is a cafe that opens." The man quickly looked at his watch. "Anytime now really." The man finished. Shinatobe face grew to a smile. "Why thank you, now then some compensation for knocking you over and for you helping me." Shinatobe said as the smile grew to a mischievous smirk. Pulling out his wallet another thing he has stolen from the dead he began flipping through a large amount of money before pulling out a hundred and giving it to the man. "See you around or maybe never...who knows?" Shinatobe said as he began walking away and as he guessed he heard some footsteps following him looking back he noticed it was the large man causing Shintobe to smirk quickly spinning around Shintobe reached right into the mans chest and a strange hole seemed to open in which Shintobe grabbed the mans soul and ripped it out causing him to now be nothing more then a husk of a being that would attack everything and anyone on sight.


Simply walking away from the husk since it can't attack him Shintobe made his way to the location where the man told him to go and to his surprise they really was a cafe there. He walked over to the cafe and opened the door seeing an open sign. "Are you really open or is the sign just for show?" Shintobe asked tilting his head to the side with a little smile covering the right side of his face.

 

[kurol]

Maka noticed someone standing at the door, with red hair, a hat, and a tilt to his head. He had a grin on his face. Maka rolled her eyes and went to the door. She plastered her fake smile, and readied her cheery voice. She swung the doors open, and smiled. "Hello, sir! Please come in, to Heaven Ca--" Maka's smile fell. She could detect an ominous aura emitting from this customer. But.. it didn't have any mortal qualities at all. This aura... it had a distinctly powerful feel to it, one mighty and strong. She stared at him, piercing an icy look into his eyes. 'You're a God, aren't you?" she asked coldly. If she was right, then this could make two Godly customers in one day; the chances of that ever happening are near impossible!





@Bills352

 

[Teddy Bear]

Alice tilted her head a little before asking Ma'khan, "would you like to order something?" She walked over and grabbed some menu off the shelf and showed it to him. "Our chef makes the best food," she said to him, "I can guarantee it." She gave hi a smile as Maka went over to welcome another customer. She didn't have to look at the guy to know that he's a God. She turned her head to watch them as Maka stopped talking. There we go again, Alice thought in her head, this is going to be...entertaining.

 

[Yanipurr]

Shinatobe looked at the purple haired girl for a second, he always thought he did a good job at masking that he was a god however it occurred to him that as of lately he had been letting his guard down and it was down as he entered the cafe not expecting it to be full of gods, in that respect the name of the cafe was appropriate. This factor caused Shinatobe to begin laughing not only that but upon being called out as a god did.

"A god me." Shinatobe said of course he was a god but they was no fun in just saying out-rightly that he was. " What is this the pot calling the kettle black?" Shinatobe asked it was a simple case of reversing what someone said and turning it into a accusation against them. Shinatobe turned to the other maid a more friendly and nice one with pink hair she was...cute sexy wouldn't be the right word looking at her body type. Upon being handed a menu Shinatobe shook his head. "The purple haired girl should get some tips from you." Shinatobe said completely ignoring that fact that the purple haired girl was right in front of him. "Right then...now then...maybe this...maybe that...hmm... the chef makes the best food well then...I guess ill just order everything yep i'll do that." Turning to the pink haired god Shinatobe smirked. "One of everything on the menu and a cup of tea, no milk no sugar and leave the tea bag in please."

 

[kurol]

He had almost completely avoided his question, just laughing at it like nonsense. Maka growled. She knew he was a God. Maka couldn't figure out how Alice could be so nice, especially to people like this. Is one of the perks about being a God of Death the fact that you can tell the difference between annoying and cool? Maka's head boiled with detest. "The purple haired girl should get some tips from you." he grinned as Alice nicely asked what he wanted to order, despite Maka being right there in his presence. She fought the urge to cut him into four pieces, but he was a customer. Grr... "Right then...now then...maybe this...maybe that...hmm... the chef makes the best food well then...I guess ill just order everything yep i'll do that." he ordered everything on the menu, with a cup of tea. Maka twitched with annoyance at the fact she had to serve him. "Just wait a second, it'll be right up..." she said, stalking away with a glare.


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Maka arrived with the food, which was enough to feed a whole family for days. She quietly spat in his tea, thankful her father couldn't see her. "Here it is, eat up!" he yelled at him, with no politeness intended. "What's your name, anyway?"





@Bills352


@Mistic

 

[drummerboi]

Kona begun to walk towards the pass "Can someone tell me where the ticket's are for the first order it's not on the pass" He said looking at the other's hoping someone would give him the ticket. "No fine then screw you all then" He said as he tried to remember the order. he tried his best to remember and begun to plate the food on the pass "Service!" he said heading back to the kitchen

 

[Yanipurr]

Shinatobe smiled as he quietly sat he kept his hat on which was classed as disrespectful as your meant to take your hat off in doors, but like Shinatobe cared he just wanted some food and to hide his bed head. Shinatobe began to tap on the table something he often did while waiting for food, most of the time it was to annoy other customers as that something that Shinatobe but this time he was just generally tapping. The food arrived alone with the tea. First of all Shinatobe inspected the tea making sure it was made just how he asked it was...however they was a little extra did she really think she was the first person to attempt to pollute his cup of tea with their saliva and whatever else rotten things where in that women's mouth. A slight tutting noise could be heard coming from Shinatobe mouth. Upon being asked his name Shinatobe put his elbow on the table and rested his head on his hand, his eyes narrowed as he smiled.

"It's only polite to tell your name first before asking for others of course unless you just want me to call you princess." Shinatobe said as he smirked. "Oh and also add a bottle of water to my bill and finally can I request some company at my table the pretty pink haired maid would do nicely." Shinatobe said was he trying to annoy the person severing him yes, why no reason they was just something he didn't like about her.

 

[kurol]

Maka growled. He had gone way too far, and spitting in his drink was not satisfying enough. Plus, what was there to lose? She hated this job anyway.


Maka's eyes went black, with red pupils. The eyes of the Grim Reaper. Her blood-created wings sprouted, and she lifted into the air, taking her scythe with her. "My name is Maka Fujimoto. God of Death, Grim Reaper. And you're about to die!"

"Would you like to be cut in half? Maybe quarters? Ooh, how about; a hundred bleeding pieces!" Maka laughed insanely. Her Grim Reaper form always gave her personality a bit of a more... insane side. One that was merciless and crazy, definitely not something you'd run into in a normal cafe... Maka didn't care if she killed this customer. Maybe she'd get lucky and take out these other people too.


@Bills352

 

[drummerboi]

Kona pissed off begun to walk outside the kitchen and dragged her into the kitchine "Look i don't care if you like this job or not but were here to serv food not walk about playing pretty pretty princess i don't care if your farther owns the place sop being a pompous little God and smile and wave. After the service we can talk about how much we hate him but for now stop caring about that git and care about the money in his wallet this place needs all the money it get's so stop being a whinny little princess and get the hell out there!" he said escorting her out of the kichine and slammed the door shut he continued cooking for the other people

 

[kurol]

She had literally listened to nothing that Kona had yelled at her as she was dragged into the kitchen. With one wave of her hand, Kona was shot across the kitchen, landing in a pile of metal pots. That's only the brink of my great power, Maka deviously thought inside her head, which was riddled with insanity and blood thirst. She stalked back out into the room, where the customer stood. Maka took a swing at him. "Well? What's your name? I prefer to know the names of people I rip apart, you see."


@Bills352

 

[Yanipurr]

Shinatobe laughed, he believed this had been the quickest he had ever driven someone this mad. Well at least he now knew what he didn't like about her she was the grim reaper the one god Shinatobe hated more than anyone. Looking down the smirk on Shinatobe face grew he quickly looked up.

"Is that so least I know why I hated you the second I entered this place." Shinatobe stated before taking a bite out of the first plate in front of him. Shinatobe chucked at the chef as he dragged the girl now known as Maka into the kitchen fact is her power doesn't faze Shinatobe in fact it just grew to annoy him due to her being the God of Death nothing she did would impress him and instead would annoy him. "My names Shinatobe Watanabe and I am the god of the underworld." He said before quickly clicking his fingers and a body came out of the floor and stood between Shinatobe and Maka to body was there simply to take the hit for Shinatobe as he was eating.

 

[drummerboi]

Kona was unfazed by the power as he contineud to cook not shunting up he continued to cook food for the ther god's he saw that a undead body was near the kitchen"Hay hell raiser no undead near the food unless you want me to go out there and stuff that fadora in your ass" He said throwing a fireball at the undead causing it to burn a and disintegrate. He then continued to plate more food

 

[kurol]

For once, she was glad Kona had been there to focus his anger on something useful and shoot a ball of fire at the undead puppet Shinatobe had risen. Maka remembered Kona's application. God of Fire. Of course.





"God of the Underworld, huh? No wonder I detested you the moment I saw you." Maka looked around and saw the others looking at them, not following. "Even if the Underworld and Death are two of the most connected things there are, they are bitter rivals. You see, ancient gods of the Death once fought to see who would become the only God of Death, the Grim Reaper. That was my ancestor. The other God was cast out and into the Underworld to rule there. The two and their families were the darkest of rivals." Maka swung at Shinatobe with her scythe. "But it's a good thing for me, because I will feel zero guilt when I kill him!" Maka laughed psychotically as she raised two skeletons from out of nowhere, and they advanced on the God of the Underworld.





@Bills352

 

[drummerboi]

"SERVICE!!!!!!" Kona said ringing the bel about a 100 times letting Grim know she needs to send food out "If i do't get service here i swear to god i'll se this whole bloody place alight with everyone in it and thankful for me im able to walk out alive!!!" He said as eh then went back int he kitchen flames emitted from the pass contained in the kitchen if he got anymore angrier it will spread t the restaurant. He continued to cook more food for the gods as the whole pass was lined up and backed up with food

 

[Teddy Bear]

Alice smiled, knowing that at least Maka was going to do the job. She grabbed some dirty plates and walked to the back, where the washing area was. As she was drying the plates and glasses, she heard loud noises coming from the kitchen. She put everything in her hands down then rushed out. Before she could step in the kitchen she noticed Maka with negative auras around her, an she was carrying a scythe. She frowned, "great. Just great." She watched as Maka stalked to the red haired customer and took a swing at him. The customer, Shinatobe, summoned (or created) a body and I knew that this would not end well. She heard Kona yelled from the kitchen and she went over to pick the food up. "Which one is this? That red haired god?" She mumbled to herself and picked up two plates full of food then walked out. "Here's more of your food, enjoy," she placed it on the table and stood out of the way of Maka and Shinatobe.

 

[Yanipurr]

Shinatobe yawned before clicking his fingers four time. This time not one undead nor two but not three but for undead were risen up two went for the skeletons charging at Shinatobe one went for Maka and the other became a human well once human shield for Shinatobe. A large smirk covered his face as he let out a whistle. The whistle was a call for any husk to in the area to assist Shinatobe however he realized he had only made one in this area and that was the giant seven foot guy all well at least he looked threatening who knows what he did when he was alive. He simply pointed at Maka and the husk began to run at her. Look as the pink haired maid brought some more food over Shinatobe leaned forward and bowed awkwardly since he was sat down. "Thank you...Come join me sit down take a load off I order more food then I thought so I might just need some help." Shinatobe stated as he tapping the seat next to him of course he was in the middle of a fight or well more closely commanding other to fight for him but still the best time for flirting is the present.

 

[drummerboi]

"Hay fatso if you haven't realized there's more Costumers then you so stop taking the staff and get over here and see if you can handle it you pompous prick!" he said getting more and more angry he's got all the help and the pass is getting backed up therefore the food is dying "CAN I GET SOME FUCKING HELP HERE!!!!!!" there it was the fist F bomb of the service as fire begun to burst out of the pass and burn all the food there. He had to stat again he sighed since he had let aout al his agression " you know what grim kick his ass do whatever you want as long as i have someone on the pass it's fine" he said not careing now as he cotinued to cook

 

[Teddy Bear]

Alice was so glad that she didn't have a temper, or be like Maka, because this customer would definitely be dead by now. She gave him a smile, as she would to other customers, "I'm sorry, but I have work to do and please refrain from destroying our cafe." She then turned to Maka, "no killing customers please Maka?" She signed when she heard Kona yelled from the kitchen. "Make, there are food to serve," I said to her in a calm voice. She was the only person that seems to be extremely calm about the situation right now. Due to her past experiences, she knew that this won't cause that much of a problem, hopefully. She head back and took two more plates and served them.

 

[drummerboi]

"Hay Alice sorry about that it's just so much stress it's unbelievable then there's those two fighting like two kids in a bloody playground" He said looking at her that's a thing with Kona. He apologizes to people who didn't do anything wrong when they didn't do anything wrong "LAST TICKET ALICE AFTER THIS WERE DONE WITH TICKETS FOR MORNING SURVIVE!" he said making sure she heard it from the other side of the resturant. it seemed to be a slow day today as he plated the last bit of food he begun to go outside for his break He saw what seemed to be the homeless guy he got the saled out for him "Hay i got your saled jeez the new girl is like bloody a stick man" He said getting a cigarette and begun to smoke it

 

[kurol]

Maka took a deep breath in, and a deep breath out. Her eyes went back to their normal color, her wings fading away, her dark aura receding. She put away her scythe and took away the sphere she'd put around herself and Shinatobe to conceal their fight from the humans. She shot the boy a look that could kill, then went to serve the customers, with a smiley face on her dark one.


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(morning time is done, closed for break)


(I got to go, bye, just say I went down to the basement to read)