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[xAlter]

Hahahaha, please, mom! I am fluent in all languages, including runic!
holds up an Ansunz rune, that breaks and creates a bounded field around her, claiming her as the Ulster Puppy's property
Besides, it's not like he can beat me! I fought Cu Chulainn to a standstill... as a seven-year-old.


You're getting the wrong thing, baka! They're not women! They're my mothers! Fight me over them! I bite!

I'm actually happy I'm not in that hug.

 

[BecToTheFuture]

Birdsie Listen here boy, you can't just hoard the attention of all the women here. There are more refined gentlemen for them to dote upon.

Gentlemen who won't call us all "mother".

 

[Jean Otus]

Hahahaha, please, mom! I am fluent in all languages, including runic!
holds up an Ansunz rune, that breaks and creates a bounded field around her, claiming her as the Ulster Puppy's property
Besides, it's not like he can beat me! I fought Cu Chulainn to a standstill... as a seven-year-old.


You're getting the wrong thing, baka! They're not women! They're my mothers! Fight me over them! I bite!

Back off punk! I'll go one for all on your sorry doggy behind.

 

[Atrophia Sanguinis]

Hahahaha, please, mom! I am fluent in all languages, including runic!
holds up an Ansunz rune, that breaks and creates a bounded field around her, claiming her as the Ulster Puppy's property
Besides, it's not like he can beat me! I fought Cu Chulainn to a standstill... as a seven-year-old.


You're getting the wrong thing, baka! They're not women! They're my mothers! Fight me over them! I bite!

*closes eyes with a single tear* merda

 

[Jean Otus]

Gentlemen who won't call us all "mother".

Maybe only one of you, depending on how your charms prove.

 

[Birdsie]

I'm actually happy I'm not in that hug.

Growls

Gentlemen who won't call us all "mother".

Erk...

Mommy...?

Back off punk! I'll go one for all on your sorry doggy behind.

Fight me! Odin is on my side!

*closes eyes with a single tear* merda

Pats mom on the head
It's okay mom.
I love you.

 

[BecToTheFuture]

Maybe only one of you, depending on how your charms prove.

I only wish I was that smooth.

 

[Atrophia Sanguinis]

Growls


Erk...

Mommy...?


Fight me! Odin is on my side!


Pats mom on the head
It's okay mom.
I love you.

Why am I getting the special treatment?

 

[Jean Otus]

I only wish I was that smooth.

What are you talking about? Your skin is clearly as smooth as silk.

 

[BecToTheFuture]

What are you talking about? Your skin is clearly as smooth as silk.

oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god

 

[Birdsie]

oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god

Nudges
Mom, you're being hit on! Go!
Gives her a push toward Saber
Gives Saber a thumbs-up

 

[JulesX]

Birdsie
I am only a simple Fish-Mom.

 

[Birdsie]

Birdsie
I am only a simple Fish-Mom.

That is enough for me!
Hugs mom #3, as shown below

 

[Jean Otus]

oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god

Pardon my forwardness, but I think we should form an alliance. I believe your safety is in my best interests.

 

[xAlter]

Pardon my forwardness, but I think we should form an alliance. I believe your safety is in my best interests.

*silently cheers on Saber*

 

[BecToTheFuture]

Pardon my forwardness, but I think we should form an alliance. I believe your safety is in my best interests.

That wasn't too forward I don't think. Uh. An alliance would work out well, I believe!

 

[JulesX]

To be honest BecToTheFuture probably prefers a strong, independent woman, don't you?

 

[Birdsie]

Though, just to make sure we're clear, Lancer isn't an attention-hogging, parent-seeking dog. He's content with his real parents, as terrible and crappy as they were, with his mother only really growing him to save her own skin and his father stabbing him through the chest and killing him. That doesn't change the fact he could use a good parent figure to follow.

Pardon my forwardness, but I think we should form an alliance. I believe your safety is in my best interests.

Aren't we all in an alliance?

 

[Atrophia Sanguinis]

Though, just to make sure we're clear, Lancer isn't an attention-hogging, parent-seeking dog. He's content with his real parents, as terrible and crappy as they were, with his mother only really growing him to save her own skin and his father stabbing him through the chest and killing him. That doesn't change the fact he could use a good parent figure to follow.


Aren't we all in an alliance?

They mean “alliance” *waggles eyebrows*

 

[Birdsie]

That wasn't too forward I don't think. Uh. An alliance would work out well, I believe!

To be honest BecToTheFuture probably prefers a strong, independent woman, don't you?

Ooooh! Material not for children drools

 

[Jean Otus]

That wasn't too forward I don't think. Uh. An alliance would work out well, I believe!

Wonderful, I look forward to serving at your side.

 

[Birdsie]

They mean “alliance” *waggles eyebrows*

Has the sex-drive and innuendo comprehension of a coconut

Erm... yeah, I... I mean that too!

Wonderful, I look forward to serving at your side.

Yay, friendship!

 

[xAlter]

Yay, friendship!

If we must ally ourselves with this... child.

 

[BecToTheFuture]

Has the sex-drive and innuendo comprehension of a coconut

Erm... yeah, I... I mean that too!


Yay, friendship!

Friendship. Yeah. ^^

 

[Jean Otus]

Has the sex-drive and innuendo comprehension of a coconut

Erm... yeah, I... I mean that too!


Yay, friendship!

Don't worry kiddo, you can call me "Dad" soon enough.