Fandom Fate/Bad Joke OOC

[GasMaskie]

Caster is a priest. Thus celibate

Celibacy means nothing in Fate.

This man penetrates people nearly every time he shows up and has a daughter.​

 

[Lucem]

Eli should be grateful he has a Servant like Caster

Yes, having a human wallet will probably be useful for him .

 

[Misuteeku]

okay can someone give me a quick summary on where every body is? I somehow feel like Bearbearbear's character is no where near the place, but I might be misunderstanding it.

 

[Rantos]

okay can someone give me a quick summary on where every body is? I somehow feel like Bearbearbear's character is no where near the place, but I might be misunderstanding it.

Bearbearbear is with my character, as well as Koss's and Saya's and Grio. All of us are in a dingy food joint eating. Everyone else, save for Quirky and Lucem, were fighting in the catacombs but I think they just left. I have no idea where Lancelot and his servant are.

But the important part is that Bearbearbear is in a fast food join enjoying some lunch.

 

[Misuteeku]

Okay I guess Assassin will have a little free time roaming around since it urges are about to burst.

 

[QuirkyAngel]

Yes, having a human wallet will probably be useful for him .

He's not human so he doesn't have all that much use for money except to live frivolously until his Master dies =P

Celibacy means nothing in Fate.

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This man penetrates people nearly every time he shows up and has a daughter.​

How many daughters? I assume they are adopted?

 

[GasMaskie]

He's not human so he doesn't have all that much use for money except to live frivolously until his Master dies =P



How many daughters? I assume they are adopted?

One, and she's blood-related. Sadism runs in the family.​

 

[Lucem]

He's not human so he doesn't have all that much use for money except to live frivolously until his Master dies =P

Him being a source of income will probably be the main reason Eli goes along with the war. He still doesn't believe in cups.

 

[GasMaskie]

Him being a source of income will probably be the main reason Eli goes along with the war. He still doesn't believe in cups.

But this Capital Generation Tool is the only source of income he needs.​

 

[QuirkyAngel]

Him being a source of income will probably be the main reason Eli goes along with the war. He still doesn't believe in cups.

Really? Not even for his hospitalized mother?

 

[Lucem]

But this Capital Generation Tool is the only source of income he needs.​

This will be the backup plan if Caster falls behind on payments.

Really? Not even for his hospitalized mother?

That's what the money would be used for. He doesn't believe a wish will actually be granted, but the money from Caster in exchange for participating would be used for the same goal. It works out for both of them that way.

 

[GasMaskie]

This will be the backup plan if Caster falls behind on payments.


That's what the money would be used for. He doesn't believe a wish will actually be granted, but the money from Caster in exchange for participating would be used for the same goal. It works out for both of them that way.

He should just infect her with a virus that turns her into data and become a game developer.

 

[Misuteeku]

I have now made my terrible post given that I could not think for the last three hours.

 

[GasMaskie]

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[The One Eyed Bandit]

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This meme just keeps getting stronger.

 

[QuirkyAngel]

This will be the backup plan if Caster falls behind on payments.


That's what the money would be used for. He doesn't believe a wish will actually be granted, but the money from Caster in exchange for participating would be used for the same goal. It works out for both of them that way.

Glad to know that Eli can be bribed.

He should just infect her with a virus that turns her into data and become a game developer.

Who are we even talking about?

I have now made my terrible post given that I could not think for the last three hours.

There's no such thing. The terrible post is the one that doesn't show up at all^^

 

[Girouette]

Eating food with the people you're probably supposed to kill. The RP

 

[Lucem]

He should just infect her with a virus that turns her into data and become a game developer.

The equivalent of that in the Fate universe would probably be making her a demi-servant.

Who are we even talking about?

God himself.

 

[GasMaskie]

Saber Wars is still the worst grind years later. MHX also got an animation update while Artoria Lily got her NP buffed.​

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Getting Ice Cream With Your Saber
The RP

 

[Girouette]

MHX got an animation update?

Man. I need to get a new JP account soon...

 

[QuirkyAngel]

Probably going to have to bribe his master to getting a phone that might be rigged. The RP

Lucem I hope u don't mind that I moved Caster back to the apartment first

 

[GasMaskie]

Fresh new Japanese meme crosses over into Kamen Rider.

 

[Lucem]

Probably going to have to bribe his master to getting a phone that might be rigged. The RP

Lucem I hope u don't mind that I moved Caster back to the apartment first

No problem. I'll probably move Eli back there in my next post if nothing else comes up.

Fresh new Japanese meme crosses over into Kamen Rider.

This is a real tweet.

 

[Xel]

My dear Jun seems to have forgotten that Saber's in spirit form and can not materialize for social activities since she has no proper clothing. And her big crimson dress, gauntlets, and sabatons would make her stand out a little too much... Hell in the UK she' probably be arrested for having such equipment lmao.