Fantasy Excelius: Academy of the Arcane Arts

[CoreyXIX]

Okay, senpai. I trust you. I'm ready

*looks deeply into your eyes as both of my hands hold your face. In a brief moment I snap your neck like a twig and resurrect you as a zombie*

 

[Kazehana]

*looks deeply into your eyes as both of my hands hold your face. In a brief moment I snap your neck like a twig and resurrect you as a zombie*

Well that escalated quickly lmao

 

[CoreyXIX]

Well that escalated quickly lmao

For your sake I figured I'd make it quick lol

 

[Kazehana]

For your sake I figured I'd make it quick lol

But now I have nothing to doooooooo

 

[Drakerus]

And so two beings who have lost their inner fire convene. The warmth of the tiny spark of hope that is 'love' rekindles it into a single, luminous flame that shall burn eternal as long as they are together.


BAM! Romantic story right there!

 

[CoreyXIX]

But now I have nothing to doooooooo

You have plenty to do as my minion! Go after the other underclassmen and turn them into zombies too!

 

[CoreyXIX]

And so two beings who have lost their inner fire convene. The warmth of the tiny spark of hope that is 'love' rekindles it into a single, luminous flame that shall burn eternal as long as they are together.
BAM! Romantic story right there!

You're next, bud.

 

[Kazehana]

@Drakerus


Sorry bud, I gotta do what my master says :/

 

[Drakerus]

Unfortunately for you I have holy puns. Evil can't touch me.

 

[CoreyXIX]

Unfortunately for you I have holy puns. Evil can't touch me.

Bro, that stuff only works for the genuinely faithful. Someone with puns as bad as yours obviously disproves the existence of god.

 

[Kazehana]

So how do you infect others as a zombie anyway?

 

[CoreyXIX]

So how do you infect others as a zombie anyway?

Eh, bite or scratch 'em up a bit. If you kill them no big deal, I'll use necromancy to do the deed.

 

[Kazehana]

@Drakerus


I'm coming in the name of my senpai-master!

 

[Drakerus]

How does Moses make his coffee?


Hebrews it!

 

[CoreyXIX]

How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it!

On second thought, just kill this guy. Dunno how well an eternity would go with him around.

 

[Kazehana]

On second thought, just kill this guy. Dunno how well an eternity would go with him around.

B-but he's my friend!

 

[CoreyXIX]

B-but he's my friend!

The take his bottom jaw off when he dies. If he's mostly quiet I can live with it.

 

[Kazehana]

The take his bottom jaw off when he dies. If he's mostly quiet I can live with it.

But, but, but

 

[Drakerus]

Need an ark?


I Noah guy.

 

[CoreyXIX]

But, but, but

Look, it's either him or you ok? At least you're not as bad as he is.

 

[Kazehana]

Look, it's either him or you ok? At least you're not as bad as he is.

... Yes master


Despite his puns, poor little @Drakerus was no match for my weird zombie infection. He was infected, and while he was converting, she snapped his neck, much like hers was before. Then, she wrenched the jaw from his corpse, taking it back with her back to her master

 

[Drakerus]

Did you hear about the guy who's left side was cut off?


He's all right now.

 

[CoreyXIX]

... Yes master
Despite his puns, poor little @Drakerus was no match for my weird zombie infection. He was infected, and while he was converting, she snapped his neck, much like hers was before. Then, she wrenched the jaw from his corpse, taking it back with her back to her master

You brought the jaw back? Neat! I got special plans for this little piece of hell!

 

[Kazehana]

You brought the jaw back? Neat! I got special plans for this little piece of hell!

And what is that?

 

[Drakerus]

You brought the jaw back? Neat! I got special plans for this little piece of hell!

You could say she did a good...


Jaw-b