Corrupt A Wish!

[JokerValentine]

You do, but not to anybody else.


I wish for this.

 

[AAndroidD]

Granted, but it's actually that.


I wish for the ability to more easily tell the difference between brie and camembert cheese by taste alone.

 

[Sally The Shygal]

You do, but not to anybody else.
I wish for this.

d'awwww, thanks! ^~^

 

[Sally The Shygal]

Granted!


But you may only do so after eating a Camel.


I wish I could get a piggy back ride.

 

[JokerValentine]

Granted, but you hate cheese.


I wish for my internet to be super fast

 

[ShadowedNexus]

Granted, but you could only access Eel slap! for the rest of your life.


I wish I and my loved ones could live a long happy life.

 

[Sally The Shygal]

Granted!


There is no corruption for caring people.

 

[Ferociousfeind]

[QUOTE="Sally The Shygal]Granted!
There is no corruption for caring people.

[/QUOTE]
OBJECTION!


As they grow old, they only lack death, and now all of your loved ones are old and filled with pain. At the doorstep of death, but not allowed in.


I wish Donald Trump would stop making a fool of himself.

 

[JokerValentine]

I wish the Pocketmonster would keep the politics out of this thread.

 

[Sally The Shygal]

Granted!


But he shall no longer exist


I wish Donald Trump would just explode.. randomly.. I don't like him.

 

[Pandacorn]

Granted, but the CIA and FBI trace his death back to your wish and decide to persecute you.


I wish that I was reasonably skilled in everything that I did. A jack of all trades.

 

[JokerValentine]

Granted, but nobody appreciates you, and everyone blames you for any mistakes others do.


I wish that I didn't have to sleep

 

[Thepotatogod]

Granted, but nobody appreciates you, and everyone blames you for any mistakes others do.
I wish that I didn't have to sleep

Granted, but you'll be exhausted for your whole life


I wish to be undeniably awesome.

 

[JokerValentine]

Granted, but you'll be exhausted for your whole life
I wish to be undeniably awesome.

Granted, but it goes by the literal definition. You are remembered fro negative things, instead of positive ones.


I wish Thomas the Tank Engine would destroy my enemies.

 

[Thepotatogod]

Granted, but it goes by the literal definition. You are remembered fro negative things, instead of positive ones.
I wish Thomas the Tank Engine would destroy my enemies.

Granted, but you'll die if all your enemies are dead.


I wish for a peaceful life

 

[Ferociousfeind]

you would become unendingly bored.


I wish toasters worked faster.

 

[JokerValentine]

They burn your bread every time.


I wish for a wish that could not be corrupted

 

[Salt Lord]

They burn your bread every time.
I wish for a wish that could not be corrupted

But that wish is too powerful to exist on this plane.


I wish space was small enough to explore with modern technology...

 

[Ferociousfeind]

but then there's nothing interesting in space.


I wish NASA would just launch more space missions to Pluto already.

 

[Salt Lord]

but then there's nothing interesting in space.
I wish NASA would just launch more space missions to Pluto already.

But then you'd need to wait like 9 years or months or whatever to get new information.


I wish for us to find a planet with unintelligent life on it even if it's long after this generation.

 

[Sally The Shygal]

Granted.


but the unintelligent life is here on earth!

 

[Excelsis]

There's no wish so nothing gets corrupted.


I wish for this wish to not be corrupted

 

[WeirdisFun]

Granted, but the other's around you will


I wish I could manipulate Ice...

 

[that1aj]

Granted, but the other's around you will
I wish I could manipulate Ice...

Granted, but it's uncontrollable and you don't know when it's going to happen.


I wish my unicorn would just stop looking over my shoulder at my iPad...

 

[Sally The Shygal]

Granted! But they will be manipulated not by magic, but by lies and false reasoning.