Corrupt A Wish!

[Pandacorn]

Granted, but it is also very high-risk. Most people who hold your position are killed within seven years.


I wish I was fashionable

 

[magnadeus]

Granted, but it is also very high-risk. Most people who hold your position are killed within seven years.
I wish I was fashionable

Granted, but you have no other skills.


I wish that I had a watermelon farm

 

[Pandacorn]

Granted, but bugs and animals always ruin them before anything profitable can be done with them.


I wish I could manipulate dogs to my will

 

[LegoLad659]

Granted, but bugs and animals always ruin them before anything profitable can be done with them.
I wish I could manipulate dogs to my will

Granted, but someone else can manipulate cats and declares war on your dogs.


I wish I could have anything I wanted.

 

[Spinoceratopsrex]

Granted, but it never works as intended


I wish I could control spiders

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

Granted, but you can only give them instructions when they're in your mouth.


I wish I had a good immune system.

 

[Yoshibros]

Granted, but its so good it makes your body immune to oxygen.


I wish I could teleport

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

Granted, but you can only teleport into active volcanoes.


I wish I could become a dragon.

 

[Yoshibros]

Granted, but the Pentagon fires a homing missile on you


I wish I was as smart as Stephen Hawking

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

Granted, but you're strapped to the homing missile.


I wish for a fish.

 

[magnadeus]

Granted, but the Pentagon fires a homing missile on you
I wish I was as smart as Stephen Hawking

Granted, but you're as paralyzed as him too.


I wish that I could eat anything poisoned.

Granted, but you're strapped to the homing missile.
I wish for a fish.

Granted, but the fish is a detonated bomb.

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

Granted, but you still get affected by the poison.


I wish I was a competent driver.

 

[Pandacorn]

Granted, but everyone else is an obscenely incompetent driver.


I wish I could speak fluently in any language

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

Granted, but you always talk in the wrong one.


I forgot to add a wish. Whoops.

 

[ShadowedNexus]

I wish that nothing would ever go wrong for me nor anyone I care about.

 

[Ferociousfeind]

Granted, you'd never know true joy, as nothing bad will ever happen for you to contrast it against. (living with only good memories, you'd lower your standards subconsciously, and you'd become bored from the lack of exciting things.)


I wish I was the ruler of a galactic empire.

 

[DemonKitten]

Granted, but the empire will perish with you trapped inside due to a revolt.


I wish I could seduce all the adorable men and women

 

[Ferociousfeind]

But they're all douches on the inside.


(oops, forgot to wish)


I wish I could kill Hitler.

 

[DemonKitten]

Granted, but someone even worse takes his place.


I wish I could actually be a demonic cat overlord

 

[Yoshibros]

Granted, but you lose your demon powers and become a normal cat, mentally and physically


I wish I was a pokemon trainer

 

[Ferociousfeind]

But the pokemon can attack you directly. Uh oh!


I wish I was better at coming up with creative wishes.

 

[Yoshibros]

granted, but there translated into a forgotten language


I wish I could meet aliens.

 

[WeirdisFun]

No probs Granted, their intentions are to probe and kidnap you though......


I wish I could meet Cirno...

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

Granted. Never meet your heroes. And Cirno hates your guts.


I wish I could actually be Satan.

 

[Silanon]

Granted, but due to a demonic rebellion, you'll have to ask for asylum in heaven and learn to play the triangle.


I wish the damn rain outside would stop already.