Corrupt A Wish!

[JokerValentine]

Granted, you can change gender back and forth, but your body stays the same. When you swap to a gender that is not the one that matches your body, you experience strong body dysphoria.
Granted, the lack of spiders causes the populations of all other insects to spike without a common widespread predator to keep them in check.


I wish for a fresh avocado.

I'll take that.


Granted, but it has brown spots inside.


I wish my RPs would respond.

 

[AAndroidD]

Brown spots would kind of imply it wasn't fresh


Granted, they respond in an extremely passive narrative tone that does not progress the story nor gives substantial material to write off of, putting you in a position to write with extremely little further information.


I wish that the Monster Energy Drink company would release a statement on whether or not their product is a supporter of satan and anti-christian ideals or not.

 

[JokerValentine]

Brown spots would kind of imply it wasn't fresh
Granted, they respond in an extremely passive narrative tone that does not progress the story nor gives substantial material to write off of, putting you in a position to write with extremely little further information.


I wish that the Monster Energy Drink company would release a statement on whether or not their product is a supporter of satan and anti-christian ideals or not.

Nah. It could mean that the avacado got hit by hail and bruised.


Granted, but every forum site/ comment section would explode.


I wish that Young Metro trusted me.

 

[Sally The Shygal]

Granted!


But.. You will forget who that person who I don't know is?


I wish I could summon kittens!

 

[AAndroidD]

Granted! You summon the kittens alongside adorable boxes that they are inside! They are schrodinger's. The kittens are both alive and dead until you open the box.


I wish that I could appear as a contestant on Cutthroat Kitchen.

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

Granted. You are the first to be eliminated, and they actually cut your throat.


I wish I could understand mainstream TV.

 

[Sally The Shygal]

Granted! But then it becomes un-mainstreamed!


I wish I could be a duck at will!

 

[Endless Dreams]

Granted, but you forgot how to turn back, so you're stuck as a duck.


I wish I had awesome magic powers

 

[Ferociousfeind]

but you can only use them for evil.


I wish I could see the future.

 

[Sally The Shygal]

Granted


But the future is bleak..


I wish I had amazing good luck!

 

[JokerValentine]

You can, but it hurts others.


I wish that I could not get interrupted in this thread so many times >

 

[Sally The Shygal]

Granted


But only once.


I wish I could not be so talkative sometimes.

 

[AAndroidD]

Granted, you cannot control when you are not so talkative whatsoever. Your very vocal autonomy will be compromised, rendering you mysteriously incapable of your typical amount of speech regardless of how many words you truly wish to say.


I wish that the hair on my legs would not grow back after I shave it.

 

[Sally The Shygal]

Granted!


Instead you grow porcupine quills!


I wish I had a good book to read.

 

[JokerValentine]

Granted, but it's a phone book.


I wish my dog would be able to stop crAPPING IN THE HOUSE.

 

[AAndroidD]

Granted. The dog is able to, but now CHOOSES to crap in the house.


I wish keeping pets was allowed in my apartment

 

[ardentMirror]

Granted but you can only keep a small chihuahua who starts spinning and barking loudly when you try to sleep.


I wish I actually had the money to buy games on Steam.

 

[JokerValentine]

But then all the games you want are lame and suck.


I wish that I my wish wouldn't be corrupted.

 

[Sally The Shygal]

Granted!


But your wish is terrible to begin!


I wish for my wish to be wished to be corrupted!

 

[JokerValentine]

[QUOTE="Sally The Shygal]Granted!
But your wish is terrible to begin!


I wish for my wish to be wished to be corrupted!

[/QUOTE]
Granted. The downside is there is no downside. Oh, and you turn into a bee.


I wish that my dog could understand and hold conversation with me.

 

[AAndroidD]

[QUOTE="Sally The Shygal]Granted!
But your wish is terrible to begin!


I wish for my wish to be wished to be corrupted!

[/QUOTE]
Granted! Your own wish is the wish that enacts your own wishes corruption, by making it into a wish to corrupt it. By corrupting the wish, the original wish ceases to be, leaving a wish to corrupt that which does not exist. Without purpose, the wish reverts, restoring your original wish. Thus the two wishes shall dance in eternal mutual incompatibility, through their dependency on each other for existence.


I wish for an olive batard.

 

[Sally The Shygal]

Crap! I hate bees!


Meaning I don't like myself now..


odd...

 

[Ferociousfeind]

Granted! Your own wish is the wish that enacts your own wishes corruption, by making it into a wish to corrupt it. By corrupting the wish, the original wish ceases to be, leaving a wish to corrupt that which does not exist. Without purpose, the wish reverts, restoring your original wish. Thus the two wishes shall dance in eternal mutual incompatibility, through their dependency on each other for existence.
I wish for an olive batard.

But it's moldy.


I wish for a glass of water.

 

[JokerValentine]

I spit in it.


I wish for me to control the stopping and starting of time.

 

[Sally The Shygal]

Granted! But you stop stopping it and start starting it.


I wish I made sense.