Corrupt A Wish!

[Thepotatogod]

Granted. But it'll be scorching hot all day long.


I wish for a girlfriend

 

[WeirdisFun]

Granted, but she's very clingy and obssessed with you and will kill anyone who tries to flirt with you (might kill you too..)


I wish have a lot of beautiful maids....

 

[cupidcreep]

Granted, but they're all robots that eat you when you're sleeping.


I wish I had a cake right now.

 

[Sally The Shygal]

Granted!


But the cake is actually.. a lie!


I wish I had a hug robot.

 

[aaaah]

Granted, but the hug robot will force you to eat worms


I wish I had a time machine

 

[Sally The Shygal]

Granted!


But you will only be able to time travel to areas where cereal commercials are being filmed!


I wish I had some cereal now..

 

[WeirdisFun]

Granted, but you can't put milk....


I wish I can summon milkshakes...

 

[aaaah]

Granted, but you can only summon milkshakes for other people


I wish i had superpowers

 

[AAndroidD]

Granted: But your superpowers will change to something else at random intervals as long as you have them, and can never be deactivated.


I wish to be good at karaoke.

 

[Sally The Shygal]

Granted!


But you must carry around the Karaoke machine for you to be good!


I wish I had friends.

 

[WeirdisFun]

Granted, but they're imaginary (I'm slowly becoming a bad person hahahahah)


I wish I had a Bugatti...

 

[AAndroidD]

Granted. You now have your very own, personal Eltore Bugatti as a child, the man who founded the Bugatti car manufacturing company in 1909.


I wish for a career in law.

 

[Sally The Shygal]

Granted!


But the career you receive is for breaking the law!


I wish I could fly!

 

[JokerValentine]

Sure but you can never land.


I wish I could throw a ball very far.

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

Granted. It carves a trail of destruction across the world and plows through your head on its way back around.


I wish that I could not be clumsy.

 

[Sally The Shygal]

Granted!


You are instead dopey!


I wish I could draw.

 

[WeirdisFun]

Granted, but you can only draw using your fingers....


I wish I would be kind...

 

[AAndroidD]

Granted! You are now kind. And left with the burden of kindness, never capable of showing anything but forgiveness an acceptance regardless of the evils one has commited.


I wish that microwaved pastries could successfully have a crispy flaky crust instead of ending up soggy.

 

[Sally The Shygal]

Granted, but you can only draw using your fingers....
I wish I would be kind...

When you say that do you mean non-digitally? I'm fine with that.


Granted! But you can never feel any other emotion.


I wish.. I wish I had more wishes!

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

Granted! You are now kind. And left with the burden of kindness, never capable of showing anything but forgiveness an acceptance regardless of the evils one has commited.
I wish that microwaved pastries could successfully have a crispy flaky crust instead of ending up soggy.

Granted. They're incredibly flaky, immediately flaking off entirely as you take them out.

[QUOTE="Sally The Shygal]When you say that do you mean non-digitally? I'm fine with that.
Granted! But you can never feel any other emotion.


I wish.. I wish I had more wishes!

[/QUOTE]
Granted. These wishes do not come true.


I wish people weren't so discriminatory against crocs.

 

[JokerValentine]

Sure, but then everyone requires a barf bag at all times


I wish that I could do all of math without effort

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

Granted. You can do math without effort, but you'll get it wrong.


I wish people didn't think crocs were ugly.

 

[WeirdisFun]

Granted, but they think humans are ugly...


I wish I can change gender back and forth....

 

[JokerValentine]

Granted. Now they know crocs are ugly.


I wish spiders did not exist at all.

 

[AAndroidD]

Granted, but they think humans are ugly...
I wish I can change gender back and forth....

Granted, you can change gender back and forth, but your body stays the same. When you swap to a gender that is not the one that matches your body, you experience strong body dysphoria.

Granted. Now they know crocs are ugly.
I wish spiders did not exist at all.

Granted, the lack of spiders causes the populations of all other insects to spike without a common widespread predator to keep them in check.


I wish for a fresh avocado.