Corrupt A Wish!

[QUOTE="Sally The Shygal]Granted! But they will be manipulated not by magic, but by lies and false reasoning.

[/QUOTE]
Well shit
 
Nothing to corrup- grant.


I wish I could stop listening to the beast of pirates bay.
 
...Eh? ...I'll look it up later... Or tomorrow.


Can you people post wishes for me to corrupt too?


I wish I could eat some berry strudel right now.
 
Granted, but now you can eat only berry strudel for the rest of your life!


I wish my dogs would stop barking for now.
 
Granted, they are now constantly meowing


I wish I could eat anything I wanted with no negative effects
 
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Granted, but now you can only eat one thing for th rest of your life.


I wish for my best friend to become a dictator in the country I live in without killing me or any of my friends.
 
Granted, you are now brain-dead in a hospital


I wish I could do many things at once
 
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Sweet sleep


Granted, but the pizza is poisoned.


I wish my unicorn would just stop jabbing me with its horn already...


(*^*)
 
Granted! But your unicorn loses it's horn forever.


I wish that I didn't keep running out of time.
 
Granted, you watch all your friends and loved ones shrivel and die around you.


I wish my parents wouldn't make me do the dishes every night.
 
Granted. The dishes are never done and you eat off of the nasty, crusty crud every night.


I wish my dog was able to have puppies.
 
Granted. Your dog now can never stop having puppies.


(PS: you should give one to me)


I wish my mom and stepdad didn't hate me and that my dad wasn't overprotective of me.
 
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BiIsGreat said:
Granted. Your dog now can never stop having puppies.
(PS: you should give one to me)


I wish my mom and stepdad didn't hate me and that my dad wasn't overprotective of me.
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Granted, but you do something stupid and end up getting murdered.


I wish I was a bacteria living a simple life.
 
BiIsGreat said:
Granted. Your dog now can never stop having puppies.
(PS: you should give one to me)


I wish my mom and stepdad didn't hate me and that my dad wasn't overprotective of me.
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Granted, now every single night you have wuvvy duvvy mommy, daddy, Bil time. Your stepdad also pushed you into a bed of ants you make you more resistant to poison.


I wish I had a Bugatti
 
[QUOTE="Salt Lord]Granted, but you do something stupid and end up getting murdered.
I wish I was a bacteria living a simple life.

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Granted. But some kid squirted Germ-X on his hand. Poor you.


I wish I had a ballpoint pen.
 
Jazzy said:
Granted. But some kid squirted Germ-X on his hand. Poor you.
I wish I had a ballpoint pen.
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Granted, but you end up somehow stabbing yourself.


I wish I could actually write good content.


(Lol like that's gonna happen)
 
BiIsGreat said:
Granted, but you end up somehow stabbing yourself.
I wish I could actually write good content.


(Lol like that's gonna happen)
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Granted, but for every thing you write an orphanage is shot down.


I wish I had magical powers.
 
Granted, but they're uncontrollable and you never know what's going to happen or when.


I wish school wasn't so boring
 
[QUOTE="Salt Lord]Granted, but for every thing you write an orphanage is shot down.
I wish I had magical powers.

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Granted. Now your school has a shooting every Friday. Better bring that bullet proof vest.


I wish noodles weren't so damn good.
 
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