Corrupt A Wish!

[Idea]

granted, because now your computer will BURN everytime you press shift.


I wish I wasn´t so easily depressed by music...

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

Granted. All music now makes you incredibly angry, to the point where your stress levels go through the roof if you so much as hear the echo of a solitary guitar strum.


I wish I had lots of puppies.

 

[Idea]

Granted, but you´re allergic to them, resulting in your death, and their death too as they starve without an owner...


I wish the day had over 24 hours...

 

[Salt Lord]

Granted, but you´re allergic to them, resulting in your death, and their death too as they starve without an owner...
I wish the day had over 24 hours...

Granted, but work/school hours still take up most of the day.


I wish for a regenerating cheesecake.

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

Granted. It regenerates inside your stomach, bursting it.


I wish Donald Trump wasn't effectively the Republican Candidate. And that's as an Australian.

 

[Idea]

Granted. He's not a republican candidate he rules the world now.


I wish I was the smartest person on earth

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

Granted. Everyone else becomes a complete moron, but you do not change in intelligence.


I wish I had telekinetic abilities.

 

[DreamBeat]

Granted, but you have no control of those telekinetic abilities. Have fun with that.


I wish I could eat a yummy breakfast.

 

[Salt Lord]

Granted, but you have no control of those telekinetic abilities. Have fun with that.
I wish I could eat a yummy breakfast.

Granted, but the reason your breakfast is yummy is because of a very delicious (and very poisonous) type of mold.


I wish I was a mahou shoujo

 

[DreamBeat]

[QUOTE="Salt Lord]Granted, but the reason your breakfast is yummy is because of a very delicious (and very poisonous) type of mold.
I wish I was a mahou shoujo

[/QUOTE]
Granted, but you will die very soon.


I wish the weather would do my bidding.

 

[Salt Lord]

Granted, but you will die very soon.
I wish the weather would do my bidding.

Granted, but you live in a place where if the weather were to change, you'd damage the ecosystem.


I wish for the power to control time.

 

[DreamBeat]

Oh no!!

[QUOTE="Salt Lord]Granted, but you live in a place where if the weather were to change, you'd damage the ecosystem.
I wish for the power to control time.

[/QUOTE]
Granted, but every time you manipulate time, a person disappears from existence.


I wish my brother would hurry up and eat the lunch waiting for him on the dining room table.

 

[Reyn]

Granted, but he won't stop there. Soon, he will eat all of the food in your house, then the house itself, then the people in the house, then.... well, you get the idea.


I wish I was good at rhythm games

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

Granted. What rhythm games?


I wish I had more money to spend on games.

 

[Salt Lord]

Granted. What rhythm games?
I wish I had more money to spend on games.

Granted, but you can only buy games meant for ages 5 and under. DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO DORAAAAAAAA


I wish I could bring fanfics to life

 

[Neddeia]

Granted, but you can only buy games meant for ages 5 and under. DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO DORAAAAAAAA


I wish I could bring fanfics to life

Granted but the heros from the first fanfic will end up killing you.


I wish we had two natural moons.

 

[mindheist]

Granted but the heros from the first fanfic will end up killing you.
I wish we had two natural moons.

Granted. However, one of the moons obstruct the path of an incoming asteroid and when the two collide, the debris is sent spiraling to earth and destroys your home.


I wish I had my own personal chef who works for free.

 

[DreamBeat]

Granted. However, one of the moons obstruct the path of an incoming asteroid and when the two collide, the debris is sent spiraling to earth and destroys your home.
I wish I had my own personal chef who works for free.

Granted, but that chef makes food that cause stomachaches.


I wish I passed my math test tomorrow

 

[Little gasmask]

Granted but you fail all the other tests


I wish I could have a lifetime supply of edible pre-cooked octopuses.

 

[billthesomething]

Granted, But you died from being strangled from the inside, due to the fact that octopuses have a brain in each tentacle


I wish that every single game on steam was free for me only

 

[Little gasmask]

granted but you can never play them or even download them(revenge hahahhahahahh)


I wish I could get rid of cancer

 

[billthesomething]

[QUOTE="Little gasmask]granted but you can never play them or even download them(revenge hahahhahahahh)
I wish I could get rid of cancer

[/QUOTE]
Granted. now you every time you pass someone with cancer you get it


I wish that i ran a bakery with cake that regenerated themselves when not eaten

 

[Little gasmask]

wat? do you mean by everytime i pass someone with cancer I get it

 

[billthesomething]

[QUOTE="Little gasmask]wat? do you mean by everytime i pass someone with cancer I get it

[/QUOTE]
you take it away from the person with cancer

 

[Little gasmask]

Granted but every time it regenens you lose 10 years from your life