Corrupt A Wish!

[that1aj]

Granted, now you hate noodles and can't eat them.

 

[Jazzy]

Granted, now you hate noodles and can't eat them.

(psst. Ya need to make a wish.)

 

[Sombra Arcana]

I wish Jazzy would be cooler

 

[Jazzy]

[QUOTE="Sombra Arcana]I wish Jazzy would be cooler

[/QUOTE]
Wish denied. Any cooler, and Jazzy would destroy physics.


I wish people would quit hating on jazz.

 

[Sombra Arcana]

Granted, but now he has a nymphomaniac cult stalking him


I wish I had a perfect taco

 

[kianainactive1234]

@Sombra Arcana Denied. No more tacos.


I wish I could draw tbh.

 

[Jazzy]

@Sombra Arcana Denied. No more tacos.
I wish I could draw tbh.

(Please don't start saying denied. I don't want to ruin the game.)


You can draw now, but only your gun in a duel. But... when you draw your gun you fumble and get shot.


I wish penguins were pink.

 

[kianainactive1234]

@Jazzy (Ohh gotcha) Penguins are pink, but only because global warming screwed up their feathers.


I wish I could be a sloth.

 

[Jazzy]

@Jazzy (Ohh gotcha) Penguins are pink, but only because global warming screwed up their feathers.
I wish I could be a sloth.

You are now a sloth. Oh look, a jaguar.


I wish farts didn't smell quite so badly.

 

[Sombra Arcana]

Grantes but now you have a keen sense of smell for farts.


I wish my wishes wouldn't get corrupted

 

[MoltenLightning]

Granted, but now all of your wishes will have the opposite effect on anyone you hold dear ;3


I wish that I could throw a cake at the next mailman I see...

 

[Sombra Arcana]

Granted, but the mailman would then place anthrax in all the letters you receive.


I wish for world hunger to end

 

[MoltenLightning]

Granted, but now everyone in the world has become overweight and they are all (slowly) clustering together to protest against you.


I wish I had piece of harmless gum...

 

[Salt Lord]

Granted, but now everyone in the world has become overweight and they are all (slowly) clustering together to protest against you.
I wish I had piece of harmless gum...

Granted, but it tastes of poo.


I wish I could wipe out continents

 

[Sombra Arcana]

Granted, but now your hands are covered in poo for wiping them


I wish for more wishes

 

[The Mad Queen]

Granted, but those wishes are useless.


I wish I could sing.

 

[Spinoceratopsrex]

Granted, but you can only sing while taking a shower


I wish Algebra was never invented

 

[that1aj]

Granted, but now none of the electronics in a the world exist.


I wish it wasn't so hot today... (It's 90 degrees!!!)

 

[ShadowedNexus]

Granted, it's now Absolute Zero


I wish I wasn't so hungry

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

Granted. You die, and therefore are not hungry.


I wish flies weren't so annoying.

 

[DreamBeat]

Granted. You die, and therefore are not hungry.
I wish flies weren't so annoying.

Granted. Every type of fly, including mosquitoes, is exterminated. Have fun without more than a trillion of pollinators, and have fun with garbage that will take forever to decay.


I wish I have a nice dream tonight.

 

[Corrosion]

Granted. They are dying dreams. Ha ha.


I wish I had more friends. (jk I have none)

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

Granted, but they are very much fair-weather friends who will leave you at the slightest sign of trouble. And they're all drug dealers.


I wish Sticky Keys didn't exist.

 

[Idea]

granted but now your room is locked with you inside and all keys are so slimey nobody will ever be able to open a door again!


I wish I never got writer´s block.

 

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

Granted, but now everything you think of seems like a good idea, leading to an obvious decrease in your writing quality.


I wish I could press shift more than five times and not have my computer freeze up to check if I want to use Sticky Keys.