Corrupt A Wish!

[mindheist]

[QUOTE="Little gasmask]Granted but every time it regenens you lose 10 years from your life

[/QUOTE]
Pst, you're supposed to continue by saying a wish

 

[that1aj]

No wishes here to corru- grant! I said grant...


I wish my noodles actually had flavor

 

[DespairBear]

Granted! but your noodles taste like dirt and/or mud!


I wish I could pet my feral kitten

 

[DreamBeat]

Kyaa!! Nagisa~ Anything granted for Nagisa~ But! This feral kitten is dead now ^.^


I wish my sister's friend would stop godmodding all the time.

 

[DespairBear]

Nagisa feels the love here xD And I guess thats what goes with assassination... dead kitties... xDD


Granted! but now you are godmodded by everyone else 24/7!


I wish I wish with all my heart to fly with dragons in a land apart!

 

[DreamBeat]

Noooo!!!


Granted~ Never, never will you be able to use a wish to go back home until next time.


I wish I could touch the rainbow!

 

[DespairBear]

xD Granted! But the rest of your life you can only eat skittles... the same kind... never a new flavor...


I wish I could own a Toothless! (from How to train your dragon)

 

[DreamBeat]

...


Granted! But that Toothless will never be loyal to you!


I wish school was delayed for a day.

 

[DespairBear]

Granted! But the next school day will last for 24 hours.


I wish I could be a neko

 

[DreamBeat]

0.0


Granted, but you will transform into a neko during the night.


I wish to be noticeably sarcastic so that people know when I'm being sarcastic.

 

[DespairBear]

I feel like that would be awesome xD


Granted! But you will never be able to be non-sarcastic again!


I wish I could be a great assassin like Nagisa and Karma!

 

[DreamBeat]

Oh no... that would be awful


Awesome! Wish granted! However, you feel nothing when you kill now.


I wish the rice cooker would stop making so much noise.

 

[DespairBear]

Wish granted! But now you are deaf and can hear nothing...


I wish I could feel when I killed again xD

 

[DreamBeat]

AAaaaah!!! Can't hear anything..


You can feel when you kill, but you will feel overwhelming guilt!


I wish I could form a team with Nagisa and Karma and you to form the ultimate assassins team!

 

[DespairBear]

Oh no! the guilt! *cries*


Granted! *Karma and Nagisa pop up around us* BUT! Karma and Nagisa are always angry at you!


I wish that I could talk to animals!

 

[DreamBeat]

I can't take the anger T.T


Granted! Those animals are strictly limited to humans.


I wish I could go to Korea!

 

[DespairBear]

Granted! But you turn into a travelers flip flops!


I wish I didn't have to work anymore!

 

[DreamBeat]

Granted~ However, you will forever live out our life as a student ^.^


I wish I had telekinesis so that I could get the remote without moving.

 

[DespairBear]

NUUUU! I just finished college! ;_;


GRANTED! But you are now a paralyzed goldfish... that can only move the remote...


I wish I had more macaroni and cheese *looks in empty bowl*

 

[DreamBeat]

My nickname is Goldie cuz I have the attention span of a goldfish. Perfect!


Granted. You can do everything with that bowl of mac and cheese except eat it.


I wish I had the ability to grant my own wishes!

 

[DespairBear]

Nuuuu! *throws mac and cheese at you* *pouts*


Granted! But for every wish you grant, you will kill one puppy...


I wish I had a pet Dinosaur!

 

[DreamBeat]

*eats* It tastes cheesy ^.^


Aaah!! Nooo! Poor puppies (TAT)


Granted, but the dinosaur will have very bad eye vision. You will most likely be crushed under its feet or killed with the swish of its tail.


I wish I had healing powers.

 

[DespairBear]

Well it would be an interesting way to go to say the least...


Granted! But you can only heal hiccups in dolphins.


I wish I could breathe underwater!

 

[that1aj]

Granted! Now you can't breathe above water!


I wish I didn't have to lug my tenor saxophone back and forth every day...

 

[DreamBeat]

Granted! Now you have to lug a trombone back and forth every day


I wish for powers to eat without being unhealthy