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[Kalashnikova Squid]

The music hits. The man arrives. His colorful tassels bouncing in the wind, he skronks "ALL THE WARRIORS OUT THERE, NOW IS THE TIME! TIME TO GET FOKED!" This means focused, but it isn't very clear without a little reminder.

"Oh for fuck's sake." B.J. would keep an eye on the man, while his AR1960's rocket launcher would be ready to fire.

 

[Barbas]

The Captain


Roaring in rage as Capt. America jammed his thumb into one of his eyes, the Captain balls up his right fist and slams into Steve's face.


The Major


Noticing that the shield was headed towards the Captain's direction, the Major gives Winkle an order." Rip Van Winkle, I want you to even the odds a little."


Rip Van Winkle


"Of course, Major!" Raising her musket, Winkle fires her magic, tracking bullet at the shield.


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[DaManofWar]

Cap took the punch, holding his ground. However, he saw his shield get his by something, and vary off course, crashing into the ground. Captain America finally gave a yell, and kicked hard, finally freeing his hand from the Captain's mouth. It was a bloody mess, but he could still use it. Cap was hurt. He turned to the bare chested man. "Hey! Mind lending me a hand?" He yelled at him. Cap then sprinted for his shield.


Kakashi sweat dropped when the Warrior arrived. "What the.." However, when Cap's shield was hit by a projectile, he was shocked. He already had his sharingan deployed, and had managed to catch the movement of what had hit the shield. "What was that?" Lapis cried, turning to Kakashi. It was then she noticed the sharingan. "What...?" She asked, confused.


@Barbas @Crenando @Kalashnikova Squid

 

[Kalashnikova Squid]

Cap took the punch, holding his ground. However, he saw his shield get his by something, and vary off course, crashing into the ground. Captain America finally gave a yell, and kicked hard, finally freeing his hand from the Captain's mouth. It was a bloody mess, but he could still use it. Cap was hurt. He turned to the bare chested man. "Hey! Mind lending me a hand?" He yelled at him. Cap then sprinted for his shield.
Kakashi sweat dropped when the Warrior arrived. "What the.." However, when Cap's shield was hit by a projectile, he was shocked. He already had his sharingan deployed, and had managed to catch the movement of what had hit the shield. "What was that?" Lapis cried, turning to Kakashi. It was then she noticed the sharingan. "What...?" She asked, confused.

B.J. would finally take the moment to fire a rocket at the Captain. The mini-rocket burst from the barrel at extremely high speed and went straight for the Captain, its heavy explosive load primed.

 

[Crenando]

[QUOTE="Kalashnikova Squid]B.J. would finally take the moment to fire a rocket at the Captain. The mini-rocket burst from the barrel at extremely high speed and went straight for the Captain, its heavy explosive load primed.

[/QUOTE]
Warrior takes this oppratunity to run up to The Captain and clothesline him "aAaAaaAAAA! YOU CAN FEEL IT, DUDE!" His words echoed through the air, all around the place.

 

[Kalashnikova Squid]

Warrior takes this oppratunity to run up to The Captain and clothesline him "aAaAaaAAAA! YOU CAN FEEL IT, DUDE!" His words echoed through the air, all around the place.

Of course, his action would result in him being directly next to the rocket as it detonated at the end of its flight-path...


(OOC Note: that was the single greatest post I have ever seen.)

 

[Crenando]

@DaManofWar[/URL] @Barbas


(I truly am a wordsmith)

 

[DaManofWar]

Kakashi face sweated at the warrior. "And you are?" He asked him confused. Lapis Lazuli was also rather confused. "What kind of human is he?" She said aloud. Why would he do something so stupid?


@Crenando

 

[Kalashnikova Squid]

"LOAD THE SHIP WITH THE ROCKET-" Warrior was sent flying by said explosion, landing next to Kakashi. "AaAaAaA! TIME TO PLAY DINGO!" He skronks in Kakashi's face.
@DaManofWar @Barbas


(I truly am a wordsmith)

"Fucking hell.." B.J. shook his head. Checked the LKW, as it was becoming routine. The weapon had fully charged and he drew it once more, replacing the AR1960 in its sling.

 

[Barbas]

The Captain


Slowly turning towards B.J., the Captain prepares to charge at his foe before being stopped by the Major. Receiving orders to withdraw, the Captain jumps onto the Deus Ex Machina as it flies away with the other two zeppelins, leaving Schrodinger behind.


The Major


"It seems like this little game will have to be finished on a later date. We are on a tight schedule, after all."

 

[Crenando]

Kakashi face sweated at the warrior. "And you are?" He asked him confused. Lapis Lazuli was also rather confused. "What kind of human is he?" She said aloud. Why would he do something so stupid?
@Crenando

"I...am THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR!" Warrior shouts in the most Warrior way possible. "THE PEOPLE IN THE STREETS WE DO NOT UNDERSTAND! That's why I'M HERE! TO SPREAD THE WORD OF DESTRUCITY!" He looks quizically at the other two, as if to say 'and you are?', but didn't.

 

[Kalashnikova Squid]

The Captain
Slowly turning towards B.J., the Captain prepares to charge at his foe before being stopped by the Major. Receiving orders to withdraw, the Captain jumps onto the Deus Ex Machina as it flies away with the other two zeppelins, leaving Schrodinger behind.


The Major


"It seems like this little game will have to be finished on a later date. We are on a tight schedule, after all."

B.J. looks up at the departing Deus Ex Machina. "Goddamn Nazis. Why are they everywhere I go?"

 

[Barbas]

Schrodinger


"If your so tired of fighting Nazis, you could always join us."

 

[Kalashnikova Squid]

Schrodinger
"If your so tired of fighting Nazis, you could always join us."

"Fuck off, you baby-killing bastards."

 

[Barbas]

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Schrodinger


"Aww, what's with all this sudden aggression? I was just giving you an offer."

 

[Kalashnikova Squid]

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Schrodinger


"Aww, what's with all this sudden aggression? I was just giving you an offer."

"You Nazis are sickening. Killing innocent kids like poor fuckin' Wyatt for your own scientific fetishes, and acting all hunky-dory about it."


(OOC Context: In the beginning of The New Order, Deathshead forces B.J. to watch Pvt Wyatt of the 109th Airborne being dissected alive, ending with his skull being taken apart to remove his brain.)

 

[Barbas]

Schrodinger


"And who is this "Wyatt" fellow? Because I've never heard of him. So either your lying or your delusional."

 

[Kalashnikova Squid]

Schrodinger
"And who is this "Wyatt" fellow? Because I've never heard of him. So either your lying or your delusional."

"Deathshead's work. You've never heard of him because you've been flying around in a zeppelin giving blowjobs to a werewolf."

 

[Barbas]

Schrodinger


"Oh, you must be referring to the Captain. Tell me, how did it feel getting your ass kicked by just one soldier? Must be pretty humiliating."

 

[Kalashnikova Squid]

Schrodinger
"Oh, you must be referring to the Captain. Tell me, how did it feel getting your ass kicked by just one soldier? Must be pretty humiliating."

"So said the men who ran off at the end of the day. And trust me, I've fought worse." B.J.'s Laserkraftwerk would be in mid-charge, the weapon threateningly glowing.

 

[Barbas]

Schrodinger


"Trust me, the Major is anything but a coward. The only your still breathing is because we have far more important things to do."

 

[Kalashnikova Squid]

Schrodinger
"Trust me, the Major is anything but a coward. The only your still breathing is because we have far more important things to do."

As Schrodinger spoke, the LKW finished charging and fired, a massive bolt of glowing red energy travelling at the speed of light. Aimed directly at the Nazi messenger-boy.


EDIT: (OOC Note: The LKW gibs regular humans on a full charge, and merely kills Supersoldaten on a full headshot charge. Not saying it killed your character (that'd be assholish show) but just saying as reference.

 

[Barbas]

Schrodinger


Simply watching with a grin on his face, Schrodinger's entire body explodes into a thousand bloody pieces after being hit. After a few seconds past, Schrodinger appears behind B.J. perfectly intact." Wow! What an interesting weapon. No wonder you were able to hold off the Captain."

 

[Kalashnikova Squid]

Schrodinger
Simply watching with a grin on his face, Schrodinger's entire body explodes into a thousand bloody pieces after being hit. After a few seconds past, Schrodinger appears behind B.J. perfectly intact." Wow! What an interesting weapon. No wonder you were able to hold off the Captain."

B.J. sighed. Of course today he'd shoot werewolves, gib Nazi cat-people (only for them to shrug it off) and fight with living propaganda posters.


"Shouldn't you be off with your pimp, on that zeppelin anyway?"

 

[Barbas]

Schrodinger


"Oh but I'm having so much fun now. I especially enjoy hearing you whining about being to weak to save your little friend. I think you called him Watt or something like that."