Larry
Your resident on-and-off bibliomaniac!
Looks like we're going to get 1099 up in here:
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Realistic or Modern BEING HUMAN: CHAPTER II | OOC [On Break!]
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WillfulWren
Rawr XD
They don't beg for mercy.
They're less fun.
Larry
Your resident on-and-off bibliomaniac!
You heathens keep talking the way you're talking I'll have you brought before the Inquisition where I will summarily walk in your blood that reaches to my knees.
WillfulWren
Rawr XD
My legions of loyal worshippers will sacrifice you and then your strength shall become mine
MagicPenguin
One Thousand Club
Unless he rallies several flocks of pigeons to his banners. Then you might be in trouble.
Larry
Your resident on-and-off bibliomaniac!
I think not pagan scum, for Christ reigns, Christ conquers, Christ commands and I will thusly send you back to that infernal abyss from whence you came.
MagicPenguin
One Thousand Club
I'm just going to wait and see which side's army wins and then pretend I was on their side all along. 200 IQ galaxy brain strategies.
WillfulWren
Rawr XD
Birds are too feathery to be sacrificed
Yikes.
I think I'm gonna be sick.
WillfulWren
Rawr XD
Excuse you, you were on my side from the beginning.
aLSO I'M GONNA SUMMON AN ARMY OF CATS TO COMBAT THE PIGEONS
HOW'D YA LIKE THEM APPLES
MagicPenguin
One Thousand Club
I think I just thought of a way for Silver to prevail over her pigeon antagonists.
Poison bread crumbs.
Brutal.
Poison bread crumbs.
Brutal.
MagicPenguin
One Thousand Club
Or was I?
Larry
Your resident on-and-off bibliomaniac!
The moment you two apostates started talking, this was all that came to mind:
WillfulWren
Rawr XD
Good, good... But who the fuck is dumb enough to provide her with poison??
MagicPenguin
One Thousand Club
Lol, I know Larry's uncomfortable, because as this conversation has gone on, he's gradually gone from giving every post a heart, as he usually does, to just a cookie or nothing at all.
Avari
Four Thousand Club
Lisa will literally have done a ritual by the end of this week SOOOO
WillfulWren
Rawr XD
Traitor.
WillfulWren
Rawr XD
*whispers*
Let's sacrifice Roland
Larry
Your resident on-and-off bibliomaniac!
My crusader personality, Lawrence of Connachta, has come out so the lack of hearts is to show my zealotry for the crusader cause. 
MagicPenguin
One Thousand Club
10 Common Foods That Are Toxic to Birds
I meeeean. She'll have more chocolate than she'll know what to do with here soon. Im sure Tannur has alcohol stashed somewhere around their house.
Just gotta lace the bread with a little of that is all.
Deadly Malice
Don't forget to love each other.
That'd be pretty much everyone then I think.
@RI.a
@The_Omega_Effect
Deadly Malice
Will y'all be posting?
I probably can't post as Ash but I can help out others if they want to interact with Ash.
WillfulWren
Rawr XD
She wouldn't waste chocolate on birds
MagicPenguin
One Thousand Club
Only if the side I ultimately declare for loses. And since I don't intend to declare until the battle's over....*shrug*
Playing both sides like a boss.
Avari
Four Thousand Club
Eh Arryn is disposable
WillfulWren
Rawr XD
NO
HE IS NOT
MagicPenguin
One Thousand Club
Until you need a good, free blacksmith. What'll you do then?
Bread crumbs stuffed with apple seeds, then. Or covered in alcohol.
