Realistic or Modern BEING HUMAN: CHAPTER II | OOC [On Break!]

[Larry]

Looks like we're going to get 1099 up in here:

 

[WillfulWren]

What's wrong with goats? Too hairy?

They don't beg for mercy.
They're less fun.

 

[Larry]

You heathens keep talking the way you're talking I'll have you brought before the Inquisition where I will summarily walk in your blood that reaches to my knees.

 

[WillfulWren]

You heathens keep talking the way you're talking I'll have you brought before the Inquisition where I will summarily walk in your blood that reaches to my knees.

My legions of loyal worshippers will sacrifice you and then your strength shall become mine

 

[MagicPenguin]

My legions of loyal worshippers will sacrifice you and then your strength shall become mine

Unless he rallies several flocks of pigeons to his banners. Then you might be in trouble.

 

[Larry]

I think not pagan scum, for Christ reigns, Christ conquers, Christ commands and I will thusly send you back to that infernal abyss from whence you came.

 

[MagicPenguin]

I'm just going to wait and see which side's army wins and then pretend I was on their side all along. 200 IQ galaxy brain strategies.

 

[WillfulWren]

Unless he rallies several flocks of pigeons to his banners. Then you might be in trouble.

Birds are too feathery to be sacrificed
Yikes.

I think not pagan scum, for Christ reigns, Christ conquers, Christ commands and I will thusly send you back to that infernal abyss from whence you came.

I think I'm gonna be sick.

 

[WillfulWren]

I'm just going to wait and see which side's army wins and then pretend I was on their side all along. 200 IQ galaxy brain strategies.

Excuse you, you were on my side from the beginning.


aLSO I'M GONNA SUMMON AN ARMY OF CATS TO COMBAT THE PIGEONS
HOW'D YA LIKE THEM APPLES

 

[MagicPenguin]

I think I just thought of a way for Silver to prevail over her pigeon antagonists.

Poison bread crumbs.

Brutal.

 

[MagicPenguin]

Excuse you, you were on my side from the beginning.

Or was I?

 

[Larry]

The moment you two apostates started talking, this was all that came to mind:

 

[WillfulWren]

I think I just thought of a way for Silver to prevail over her pigeon antagonists.

Poison bread crumbs.

Brutal.

Good, good... But who the fuck is dumb enough to provide her with poison??

 

[MagicPenguin]

Lol, I know Larry's uncomfortable, because as this conversation has gone on, he's gradually gone from giving every post a heart, as he usually does, to just a cookie or nothing at all.

 

[Avari]

Lisa will literally have done a ritual by the end of this week SOOOO

 

[WillfulWren]

Or was I?

Traitor.

 

[WillfulWren]

Lisa will literally have done a ritual by the end of this week SOOOO

*whispers*
Let's sacrifice Roland

 

[Larry]

My crusader personality, Lawrence of Connachta, has come out so the lack of hearts is to show my zealotry for the crusader cause.

 

[MagicPenguin]

Good, good... But who the fuck is dumb enough to provide her with poison??

10 Common Foods That Are Toxic to Birds

I meeeean. She'll have more chocolate than she'll know what to do with here soon. Im sure Tannur has alcohol stashed somewhere around their house.

Just gotta lace the bread with a little of that is all.

 

[Deadly Malice]

That'd be pretty much everyone then I think.

@RI.a
@The_Omega_Effect
Deadly Malice

Will y'all be posting?

I probably can't post as Ash but I can help out others if they want to interact with Ash.

 

[WillfulWren]

10 Common Foods That Are Toxic to Birds

I meeeean. She'll have more chocolate than she'll know what to do with here soon. Im sure Tannur has alcohol stashed somewhere around their house.

Just gotta lace the bread with a little of that is all.

She wouldn't waste chocolate on birds

 

[MagicPenguin]

Traitor.

Only if the side I ultimately declare for loses. And since I don't intend to declare until the battle's over....*shrug*

Playing both sides like a boss.

 

[Avari]

*whispers*
Let's sacrifice Roland

Eh Arryn is disposable

 

[WillfulWren]

Eh Arryn is disposable

NO
HE IS NOT

 

[MagicPenguin]

Eh Arryn is disposable

Until you need a good, free blacksmith. What'll you do then?

She wouldn't waste chocolate on birds

Bread crumbs stuffed with apple seeds, then. Or covered in alcohol.