Fandom AUstuck (Homestuck RP)

[CombatReadyPenny]

[QUOTE="A Smol Bean]You finally see the message.
TC: (< O^O >) > DD


TC: (< O^O >) > H4S THE RECKONING H4PPENED ON 4LTERNI4 YET


TC: (< ^x^ >) > 4nd, uh, sure! HOLD ON I'LL BE RIGHT B4CK


tranquilCatgrass [ TC ] is idle.


You go and message Zach again.





TC: (< >x< >) > CRIPPLEFUCK


TC: (< OxO >) > HOLD ON LEMME GET MY HEADSET 4ND PUT ON SPEECH TO TEXT





You quickly retrieve your lion ears headset and put it on.





TC: 4LRIGHT.


TC: Caaaaaalmmm.


TC: OK4Y. Go and get your loved ones, or at least catch a quick glimpse of them, depending on how much time you have left.

[/QUOTE]
DD: If You Mean The Meteors.....


DD: Then Yes.

 

[Haurko]

[ KE ] okay ill try its hard to get around in this dumb wheelchair :3


[ KE ] wish me luck :3


[ KE ] and um..just in case i never talk to you again....i realy appreciate you :3


kittyEnthusist ceased pestering tranquilCatgrass


=====> look for grandma


you noticed the elevator to the roof was reluctantly used that must be where she is


=====> take the elevator


you quickly get in and it takes you to the roof and you see your cat victor and grandma on the edged eyeing a FUCKING HUGE ASS METEOR HEADING THIS WAY


GRAB YOUR GRANDMA AND LETS GO BOY!


=====> get grandma


you move your wheelchair to her and you grab her shoulder





zach: GRANDMA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!


Grandma: dont worry about it! im stalling time go and get down stairs! go now!


====> zach get the hell out





you make it back down


and that was a huge waste of time


=====> alert TC


kittyEnthusist began pestering tranquilCatgrass


[ KE ] okay my grandma said she was stalling? not sure :3


[ KE ] what now? :3


@A Smol Bean

 

[magnadeus]

[ KE ] okay ill try its hard to get around in this dumb wheelchair :3
[ KE ] wish me luck :3


[ KE ] and um..just in case i never talk to you again....i realy appreciate you :3


kittyEnthusist ceased pestering tranquilCatgrass


=====> look for grandma


you noticed the elevator to the roof was reluctantly used that must be where she is


=====> take the elevator


you quickly get in and it takes you to the roof and you see your cat victor and grandma on the edged eyeing a FUCKING HUGE ASS METEOR HEADING THIS WAY


GRAB YOUR GRANDMA AND LETS GO BOY!


=====> get grandma


you move your wheelchair to her and you grab her shoulder





zach: GRANDMA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!


Grandma: dont worry about it! im stalling time go and get down stairs! go now!


====> zach get the hell out





you make it back down


and that was a huge waste of time


=====> alert TC


kittyEnthusist began pestering tranquilCatgrass


[ KE ] okay my grandma said she was stalling? not sure :3


[ KE ] what now? :3


@A Smol Bean

PR: WHOLLY shit ok.


PR: I think you have to like, feed the card to the big lathe?


PR: I did that, and now i have...something.


PR: YOU probably need it!

 

[A Smol Bean]

@A Smol Bean[/URL]

TC: WH4T





TC: OH CR4P





TC: GO GET YOUR C4T.





TC: THEN GO FUR COFURR.

 

[Haurko]

=====> do what roy says


You place the card into the weird slot


A weird looking cilidaner came out


[ KE ] okay roy I did that now what? I have this weird....thING

 

[Kurai Okami]

Psaryn: open your eyes


You open your eyes...your not... dead? alright! you turn around startled to find a floating and glowing purple fish mom.


Uh...


When did that happen?





She holds up her wings twice signaling four minutes ago.


Psaryn: wait...


Wait... why didnt you get crushed by the meteor? You look outside and see...white, lots and lots of white... are you dead? is this the after- oh wait, its just a cloud. As the cloud clears away you see many many clouds, all different shapes sizes and colors. A few of said clouds are covered in different liquids of sorts. This is so strange and... Aether like...


Psaryn: pack up and move out!


You capchalog various items in preparation to head outside and observe the newland which included several oogonibombs, a deck of fiduspawn cards (cause you never leave home without em) various food items and a small med kit (in case things go down the shitter).


Psaryn: exit hive


You concider the machines in your house before you leave and decide you probably dont need them anymore. You exit your hive to see it is on a very dense cloud... how thats possible you have no idea, but there is a small red river flowing off the edge right by your hive. you decide NOT to taste it because A) it could be poisonous and B) its probably disgusting. You peer over the edge of the cloud your hive is on and spot a small planet of very light green and a little bit of gold down below.


Psaryn: listen


You listen really closely and hear the small distant flapping of your lusus's wings as well as a low growl. It takes you a minute to realize that the speeding paw beast has followed the same fate of your hive and has come with. You quickly look around trying to spot the creature, you quickly arm yourself with both pistols.


Psaryn: Strife!!!


The paw beast advances, barreling towards you you notice its head is stuck in some sort of beasts skull! You shoot at the beast missing all shots and then ducking as it leaps over you.

 

[A Smol Bean]

You notice that Zach hasn't replied. You become worried, but not too worried.


Despite the Reckoning already happening, you are sure he's fine.


Aveena: > Go finish downloading Client version of Sburb.


You finish downloading the client version.


You decide to troll DD (you do not know of her actual name yet, though), and let her know.


tranquilCatgrass [ TC ] began trolling darkDeath [ DD ].


TC: Hey DD! I've downloaded the clawlient furrsion of Sburb!


TC: Oh, and if you're wondurring why I am not using my quirk, it's beclaws I have my Speech to Text thing.


TC: Alrright.. DD? You should see a window that says I'm trying to clawnnect with you.


TC: Purrlease purress enturr. 83


TC: OH! And I'll be rright back! Again.. I am going to go check on Psaryn!


------------- tranquilCatgrass [ TC ] is idle. -------------


tranquilCatgrass [ TC ] began trolling cautiousLibrarian [ CL ].


TC: Hey Psaryn! I haven't talked to you in quite a bit. Again.


TC: Hee hee.


TC: Oh, and if you're wondurring why I am not using my quirk, it's beclaws I have my Speech to Text thing on.


TC: Are you alrright?


TC: DD told me the Reckoning already happened.


TC: ...


TC: Hello? Did you furget one of your devices at your Hive?


TC: ..


TC: .. Oh well. Well, when you log on to Trollian or have a device on you, you'll see these meowssages!


TC: 13ye now! 4nd may good luck 6e with you! ! 83


tranquilCatgrass [ TC ] ceased trolling cautiousLibrarian [ CL ].


------------- tranquilCatgrass [ TC ] is active. -------------


TC: Hey! I'm 6ack! 83


TC: Psaryn hasn't repurrlied yet, so I'm guessing she's up and going expurrloring. 83


@Kurai Okami


@The Unamed Beast

 

[CombatReadyPenny]

@Kurai Okami[/URL]


@The Unamed Beast

DD: Thank You And I Have Pressed Enter.


DD: Also, I Am His Server Client


DD: I See Him Right Now


DD: For A Shy Dude He Is Pretty Popular Right.

 

[A Smol Bean]

[QUOTE="The Unamed Beast]
DD: Thank You And I Have Pressed Enter.
DD: Also, I Am His Server Client


DD: I See Him Right Now


DD: For A Shy Dude He Is Pretty Popular Right.

[/QUOTE]
TC: Yeah, I guess. 83


TC: Oh. Alright...


Suddenly, a window pops up. It shows you where "DD" is. And how she looks like.


You are able to pan around and see her whole Hive, but you decide against seeing her Hive without permission.


TC: OH! WOAH! I CAN SEE YOU ASDFGHJKL


TC: YOUR RESPURRITEBLOCK IS SO COOL

 

[magnadeus]

=====> do what roy says
You place the card into the weird slot


A weird looking cilidaner came out


[ KE ] okay roy I did that now what? I have this weird....thING

PR: I'M going to put it in the huge miter saw.


PR: YOU should too.

 

[CombatReadyPenny]

[QUOTE="A Smol Bean]
TC: Yeah, I guess. 83
TC: Oh. Alright...


Suddenly, a window pops up. It shows you where "DD" is. And how she looks like.


You are able to pan around and see her whole Hive, but you decide against seeing her Hive without permission.


TC: OH! WOAH! I CAN SEE YOU ASDFGHJKL


TC: YOUR RESPURRITEBLOCK IS SO COOL

[/QUOTE]
DD: It Is Not Much......


You look around your respiteblock. It was pretty standard. You had some posters hanging up of your favorite movies. Your flarp costumes were hung up neatly on the rack behind you. You had a purple cocoon thing you would rather call a bed. You also had your staff and wand props from your younger days against the wall. Your room was neat and tidy.


DD: Anyway, Please Put The Items Down. I Should Have Enough Room In Here.

 

[A Smol Bean]

[QUOTE="The Unamed Beast]
DD: It Is Not Much......
You look around your respiteblock. It was pretty standard. You had some posters hanging up of your favorite movies. Your flarp costumes were hung up neatly on the rack behind you. You had a purple cocoon thing you would rather call a bed. You also had your staff and wand props from your younger days against the wall. Your room was neat and tidy.


DD: Anyway, Please Put The Items Down. I Should Have Enough Room In Here.

[/QUOTE]
TC: Alrright!


You place a bunch of items down in your client's respiteblock. The only ones you remember the names of are the Cruxtruder, the Alchemizer, and a Punched Card.


TC: There we go! 83

 

[CombatReadyPenny]

[QUOTE="A Smol Bean]
TC: Alrright!
You place a bunch of items down in your client's respiteblock. The only ones you remember the names of are the Cruxtruder, the Alchemizer, and a Punched Card.


TC: There we go! 83

[/QUOTE]
DD: Thank You....


DD: What Is Your Name?

 

[A Smol Bean]

[QUOTE="The Unamed Beast]
DD: Thank You....
DD: What Is Your Name?

[/QUOTE]
TC: No purroblem!


TC: Oh. My name?


TC: It's Aveena Sativa! What about yours?

 

[CombatReadyPenny]

[QUOTE="A Smol Bean]
TC: No purroblem!
TC: Oh. My name?


TC: It's Aveena Sativa! What about yours?

[/QUOTE]
DD: Celia Cervanta


DD: Anyway, I Will Get My Stuff Done As Soon As You Open That Container.

 

[A Smol Bean]

[QUOTE="The Unamed Beast]
DD: Celia Cervanta
DD: Anyway, I Will Get My Stuff Done As Soon As You Open That Container.

[/QUOTE]
TC: Alrright Celia! 83


TC: Hm... Okay, I opened it!


You have no idea what she meant by "container", but you open what she tells you to open anyways.

 

[CombatReadyPenny]

[QUOTE="A Smol Bean]
TC: Alrright Celia! 83
TC: Hm... Okay, I opened it!


You have no idea what she meant by "container", but you open what she tells you to open anyways.

[/QUOTE]
you do your needed stuff to do

 

[A Smol Bean]

[QUOTE="The Unamed Beast]you do your needed stuff to do

[/QUOTE]
TC: So uh...


TC: What now? 8?

 

[CombatReadyPenny]

[QUOTE="A Smol Bean]
TC: So uh...
TC: What now? 8?

[/QUOTE]
DD: I Have To Do Something With This Branch....


You look down at the branch and back up.


DD: I think I know....


You watch the meteor get closer to your house


DD: I Will See Ya On The Other Side.


You break the Branch in half over your knee and you are transported to the Land of Plains and Shade.


(Also check your rp. the character sign up)

 

[Kurai Okami]

Psaryn: FIRE


you unload on the creature yet again as it is hurtling towards you. As it approaches not two yards away you flip out your swords and-


Fish mom: get protective


The beast launches itself at you and right as you lunge in to stab it fish mom gets in the way and the speeding paw beast collides with the sprite and morphs into it.

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O_O!!!


What the heck just happened


The sprite shakes its head in confusion...





Well i did want to eat you...


O_O"


Uh... psaryn?


Are you ok?


O_O" uh...


Fish mom?


Yes i am here.


And you can talk now???


Yes apparently so...


This thing that i had attacked earlier is called a Kernel sprite...


And i was prototyped once from there...


Then i was prototyped with the paw beast...


And here i am... your sprite guide...


...O_O"

 

[Haurko]

=====> you do what roy says


it began to carve a weird looking yarn ball


you picked it up placing it in your sylladex


you noticed the other one now had a weird blue ball floating


you shrugged not sure what to do so you leave it be


=====> be vector


you are now climbing back down leaving grandmother to take care of the weird rock thing


======> enter living room


you see zach holding a weird thing along with two new objects to play with


=====> inspect flying blue ball


you stare at the teasing ball so tempted to touch it but sadly its out of reach


=====> jump at blue weird thing


you jump attempting to cacth the ball but you felt like you just got merged with the thing


=====> be zach


you heard a weird noise and you cautiously turned around


======> freak out


OMG YOUR CAT ITS MERGED WITH THE BLUE FLOATING BALL THING YOUR BABY! WHTA DO YOU DO-


======> realize


oh wait. that is the sprite prototype! you know what to do!


======> inspect the timer


you inspect the timer 1:00 minute left you decided to pester everyone you hold dear


======> contact aveena





kittyenthusiast began pestering tranquilcatgrass





[ KE ] hey uh...this may be the last time we ever get to realy talk im about to get into the game soon and i dont know what will happen : 3


[ KE ] if something bad happens, i want to say something : 3


[ KE ] i realy am glad i met you aveena and i hope our relationship can grow : 3


[ KE ] i guess this is it huh....well...see you on prosprit okay? :?


kittyenthusiast ceased pestering tranquilcatgrass





=======> contact Psaryn


Kittyenthusiast began pestering cautiousLibrarian





[ KE ] hey dude...i may not be around anymore :3


[ KE ] cause im entering the game soon and i may not be able to talk to you :3


[ KE ] heh...funny how we never got to see each other...


[ KE ] sorry im being sad again :3


[ KE ] good luck and see you soon :3


Kittyenthusiast ceased pestering cautiousLibrarian


=====> hold back tears


you try not to cry cause hey roy is watching you like a


weirdo


======> you pick up items


you place your back pack and your phone on your wheel chair and move over tho the achemizer


======> fix up your weapon


you noticed that you can combine your gloves and your needles


you decided to make them


======> receive new weapon


you got a new cool ass weapon hell yeah! and you place it as your strife


======> be grandma


you see the meteor closing in on your small home


you grasp your sharp needles


======> ATTACK


you leap with your ungodly strength ( its the cranberry i tell yeh! )


and you cut the meteorite into four neat pieces


and you land back on the roof-


=====> get hit with a piece


OUCH YOU'VE BEEN HIT AND NOW YOUR FALLING THROUGH THE FLOOR


=====> land on the sprite prototype


you are now merged into the sprite! HOORAY!


=====> be zach and witness this


you stare wide eyed


WAS THAT GRANDMA!?


the sprite began to shake badly


======> back away slowly


you deiced to leave the sprite alone while it dose its thing and deiced to work on figuring out this yarn ball


=======> pull on string 00:5


you pull on the string and the yarn ball began to unravel itself


=======> pull harder 00:4





you pull harder and the ball began to shrink and glow


=======> notice the sprite ball was gone 00:3


you look over and you guessed it the sprite was gone you hope its okay


=======> QUIT MESSING AROUND AND UNROLL THE DUMB BALL! 00:2





the yarn ball was unraveled and everything whent white and faded into black





WELCOME TO THE LAND OF FLOATING MOUNTAINS AND WATERFALLS





@A Smol Bean


@Kurai Okami


@Magnadeus

 

[A Smol Bean]

@A Smol Bean[/URL]


@Kurai Okami


@Magnadeus

You notice your friend Zach has pestered you.


You see the messages, and slowly FLIP THE FUCK OUT, as you see a meteor heading toward your HIVE.


Aveena: AIGHT LIONMOM


Aveena: WE'VE GOTTA GET THE CRIPPLEFUCKS OUT OF HERE


Lionmom: > Meeeow? (Really? Right now?)


Aveena: YEAH, MOM LET'S GO BEFORE YOU DIE


Lionmom: > ...


Lionmom: > ROOOOOOAAAAR. (*Furrantic screeching/roaring* LET'S GO.)


Aveena: > FLIP THE FUCK OUT AND 413SCLAWND TO THE MEDIUM.


You do just that, and then you 413SLCLAWND the FUCK out of there.


Unfortunately, your Lionmom dies anyways and turns into Lionmomsprite, and accidentally fuses with yourself as you abscond. You then become Avelionsprite.


You enter the Medium, entering your LAND:


THE LAND OF FROGS AND ART.

 

[magnadeus]

Wow. You just witnessed that.


PR: DUDE, where even are you?


PR: NEVER mind, i think i should do that too.





You do all that, and WOAH HUGE ASS BEAR.


BANG


BAM


WHAM





Ok, where are you?


Land of Breeze and Madness


............huh.

 

[Twilight Vidale]

==> Be Lill


You do that, just in time to hear what sounds like a large explosion coming from just outside your room. You rush to the window and yank open the curtains to see red skies and massive clusters of flaming rock hurtling down from the heavens. What... What is happening?


==> Lill: Panic.


You were already busy doing that. But you continue to panic, with commendable success.


==> Lill: Get to safety.


You quickly exit your room and make for the front door of your house. However, when you get there, your mother seems to be blocking the way.


==> Strife!


What? No! She is your mother! Besides, She is only blocking the door because one of the meteors is blocking it from the other side. Attempting to open the door would just result in burns. She suggests that you either find another path or sit tight and hope you do not get crushed by a space rock.


==> Lill: Pester someone.


You figure that you have been wasting a lot of time. If you are going to die, you might as well bid your friends farewell.


--- captiousSilence [CS] began pestering cautiousLibrarian [CL] ---


CS: Hey. CL. It looks like there is a, um, giant meteor storm where I am.


CS: I probably do not have long to live before I am hit by one of these things, and I have not ever seen a spell for stopping an apocalypse.


CS: I hope you will see this before that happens, but if not...


CS: it has been great knowing you.


On the off chance that she replies before you are wiped from the surface of the earth, you leave the pesferlog open.


==> Lill: Prepare.


You are probably better off within your home for now. At least this way you will not see the end coming. You sit down and light a candle. What, you like being dramatic.


==> Lill: do something.


The world is ending. No point in just sitting around and waiting for it. Perhaps you could try out that multiplayer game your friends have been talking about. They seemed really excited about it, and most of those games have a chat feature built into it. Perhaps you could reach them on that?


==> Lill: Install S'Burb.


You cringe at the way your mind used an apostrophe. You do not do that. You will need to come up with a different name by which to call the game. Perhaps simply The Game will suffice. It seems to be all anyone talks about, so the grandeur of the name seems rather fitting.


==> Lill: Fine, install The Game.


You double click on the newly renamed icon and wait as an intricate green circle spins for a few moments before an error message pops up, stating that you need a server or host player in order to play. That seems like a weird way for the game to work, but oh well. You can wait.


@Kurai Okami

 

[Kurai Okami]

psaryn: look at phone


You see a multitude of messages most of which you cant respond to and one you can


Psaryn: Respond


CL: You have the uh...'


CL: ...The game right?...


CL: ...I think...


CL: ...Its the source of them...


CL: ...I could probably...uh...


CL: ...Be your server....


CL: ...If you want...o-o





@Twilight Vidale