Fandom A World Apart (Massive Crossover)

[Reaper]

The vault dweller pushed shepherd back and drew his laser rifle, aiming it at him. "Who the hell are you??? And where am I? Did you drug me??"

 

[MrEgret]

Wakko popped up right between Shepard and the new guy, while dressed in a white lab coat and wearing a stethoscope. "Not without a doctor's prescription, you're not!" he piped up, before he scribbled out something unintelligible on a scrap of paper, and taping it to the man's jumpsuit. "Just take two more of whatever you're on, and call me in the morning."


He ripped off the impromptu doctor's outfit and threw it behind him. "Anyways, I'm Wakko, the guy with the cool glowing thing is Shepard, and the fella behind him is most definitely not Batman's sidekick. Now, who are you?"

 

[Reaper]

"Okay... Definitely drugs... I'm seeing cartoons." He sat down. "Oh I don't feel so good.." He was more confused than he's ever remembered being after seeing wacko.

 

[ryanpk200]

"Calm down. As he said my name is Commander Shepard. We have no clue what we're doing here either. All we know is we're in a cartoon movie. We're trying to find other people. What's your name?" Asked Shepard in a calm voice. He lowed his hand offering to help him up.

 

[Reaper]

He took his hand and stood. "So this is real?... My name is James Neeson Jr. What do you mean we are in a movie?"

 

[ryanpk200]

Shepard replied with. "I didn't technically mean movie. We're in the universe that the movie takes place. At least that's what we think. Wakko came up with a large part of it but it's the only theory we have. We need to find the hero of the movie known as Aladdin."

 

[Reaper]

"Universe... Oh I see... We are from different universes! Fascinating. But why are we all human? And how do we all speak the same language and breathe the same air?" His fright turned to excitement. He loved adventures.

 

[frenchbirb]

"I've had experiences with different universes. They're known as Outrealms where I'm from. According to Outrealm scholars, all universes run parallel to each other and mirror certain details, such as the anatomy and physiology of humankind. However..." he said, glancing at Wakko. "Our little drawing friend here seems to put a rather large hole in that theory."

 

[MrEgret]

Wakko grinned triumphantly when Robin mentioned him in his conversation with the Vault Dweller. "Faboo! Usually I have to do things before I start putting holes in people's theories about the universe! Man, Yakko and Dot are going to be so jealous when they hear about this!"


Of course, the three of them didn't just disprove universal theories. They occasionally also provided inspiration for them as well. Wakko had personally given the eminent physicist Albert Einstein the inspiration for his famous equation relating energy and mass. But that wasn't here nor there, he figured.

 

[ryanpk200]

Down the hallway and around the corner moaning and animalistic growling can be heard. Running from the around the corner 10 Husks ran to attack the heroes while a charging Brute followed them. "We got company! Weapons ready!" He yelled. Shepard held his shotgun up at one of the Husks and blew its head off. "How and why are the Reapers here?" He said to himself out loud.

Husk

Brute

 

[frenchbirb]

"Gods, what are those things?!" Robin shouted as he held his book up in his left hand. The book glowed red as flames appeared in Robin's right hand. "Arcfire!" he shouted as he threw the fire at one of the humanoid creatures, incinerating it,

 

[MrEgret]

Wakko looked around in surprise when Shepard yelled his warning, and his eyes bugged out comically when he saw the oncoming Husks. "WHOA! Okay, that is definitely not in the film! This is supposed to be a light-hearted adventure for the whole family, not George Romero's fever dream!"


And he was off, dancing among the Husks like a miniature tornado, sending cybernetic zombies flying left and right with mighty blows from a mallet larger than he was, and occasionally dropping a lit stick of dynamite where he thought it would be amusing. "Looks like a smash hit to me! Let's hope it's a real blockbuster!"

 

[Reaper]

He drew his plasma rifle and fired at several of them. "Friends of yours, shepherd?? What the hell are they?"

 

[ryanpk200]

"The humanoids are called Husks and the big one is called a Brute." Replied Shepard. The Brute charged Shepard. He got a couple shots off at the abomination but most of it hit the armor and bounced off. Shepard dodges to the left causing the creature to miss him. He landed next a couple Husks and used his nova ability to knock them over. Shepard shouted to the others. "We have to find where they are coming from! I really hope whatever pulled me here brought them. The alternative is really bad."

 

[MrEgret]

There was a loud explosion, and several Husks were promptly slammed to the floor, as Wakko launched himself into the air with a bazooka that he had pulled from his Gaggy Bag. "MAGGOTS!" he yelled, because if you were going to do an impression, then you had to go all the way, darn it.


He landed right on top of the Brute, grabbed onto what it had for a neck, swung down, and planted a kiss on where its lips would be if it had lips. "Mmmmmwah!"


Laughing cheerfully, he dropped down, and rolled out of the way of the Brute's enraged flailing, landing right next to Shepard. "Hey there! I think these zombie things came from the direction of the Throne Room! Have Boy Wonder and the guy in the jumpsuit buy me some time, and I'll dig something up that'll get us there like that!"





To emphasize his point, he threw his bazooka in the air, and smacked it at some more unlucky Husks with his mallet. The resulting explosion was quite satisfying, if not entirely "Slappy Squirrel" material.

 

[frenchbirb]

Robin glanced at Wakko and nodded before putting his red tome away and taking out a yellow one. He held it aloft, and it crackled with electricity. "Time to tip the scales! Thoron!" he shouted, before spinning around and pointing his free hand at a set of three Husks lined up in a row. An immense bolt of electricity fired from the tactician's hand and through the three Husks, knocking them back into the wall.