Fandom A Song of Ice and Fire RP (Game of Thrones)

[Mion]

He might also get escorted out of the premises (read: tossed off the Rock's battlements) for upsetting the bride by badgering her cousin and not letting them spend time together. Let's just not make any conclusions about Agnes going with Cayden, willingly or no, just yet.
As with the stable hand, Leanne would understand. It was for a good cause (and also might make a great wedding present. Dornishman's head, either the one on top or bottom, are all the rage these days).

Not as magical as the dwarfs cock though.

 

[Hypnos]

He might also get escorted out of the premises (read: tossed off the Rock's battlements) for upsetting the bride by badgering her cousin and not letting them spend time together. Let's just not make any conclusions about Agnes going with Cayden, willingly or no, just yet.
As with the stable hand, Leanne would understand. It was for a good cause (and also might make a great wedding present. Dornishman's head, either the one on top or bottom, are all the rage these days).

We were supposed to bring gifts? Fuck!

 

[WanderingJester]

We were supposed to bring gifts? Fuck!

It's okay, there are plenty of shops at Lannisport selling things at rip off prices as well as at the festival. Who knows? Maybe a knight from House Tully/Bracken might be able to pick something up at the actual tourney. Like a Dornishman's head...

 

[Mion]

It's okay, there are plenty of shops at Lannisport selling things at rip off prices as well as at the festival. Who knows? Maybe a knight from House Tully/Bracken might be able to pick something up at the actual tourney. Like a Dornishman's head...

If Lyonel is coming to the Wedding then you will get a nice little trinket.

 

[Akio]

Poorly I'd imagine, though she'll probably feel a bit bad for ruining her nieces wedding.
Whoa there, no one said anything about the crime that shall not be named, I meant he might kidnap her, nothing more!


Now I really want to see Cayden going up the High Septon and trying to convince him that it is in the gods best interest to break up a marriage just so he can sleep with the wife.

Lol depends how corrupt the high septon is, he may take bribes


He wouldn't kidnap her for no reason, he's not an infatuated person for one girl even Daenna. Lots of fish in the sea. Now if he had a reason.


Lol planning to kill me during the melee

 

[Hypnos]

It's okay, there are plenty of shops at Lannisport selling things at rip off prices as well as at the festival. Who knows? Maybe a knight from House Tully/Bracken might be able to pick something up at the actual tourney. Like a Dornishman's head...

You don't think she'd notice her relatives sneaking into the city and returning hours later with a golden necklace or something labled "Made in Lannisport" mayhaps I'll find something along the way. Or maybe I'll just ask where Agnes' wedding gift is, then we can both look at each other awkardly and resolve to never talk about it again.


I doubt the Tullys will win anything, they're pretty avargae in terms on knightly abilities and if Trevir's entering then they're probably screwed. As for Bracken (If I ever get round to finishing him) he'll probably be disqualified for accidentally on purpose murdering a Blackwood.

Lol depends how corrupt the high septon is, he may take bribes
He wouldn't kidnap her for no reason, he's not an infatuated person for one girl even Daenna. Lots of fish in the sea. Now if he had a reason.


Lol planning to kill me during the melee

I hope someone makes a High Septon at some point, there are so many possibilities for a character like that.


"Lots of fish in the sea" Please say that pun was intentional.

 

[Akio]

You don't think she'd notice her relatives sneaking into the city and returning hours later with a golden necklace or something labled "Made in Lannisport" mayhaps I'll find something along the way. Or maybe I'll just ask where Agnes' wedding gift is, then we can both look at each other awkardly and resolve to never talk about it again.
I doubt the Tullys will win anything, they're pretty avargae in terms on knightly abilities and if Trevir's entering then they're probably screwed. As for Bracken (If I ever get round to finishing him) he'll probably be disqualified for accidentally on purpose murdering a Blackwood.


I hope someone makes a High Septon at some point, there are so many possibilities for a character like that.


"Lots of fish in the sea" Please say that pun was intentional.

Cayden got a gift for the Lannisters, a gift from Essos he carries with him actually. He earned a few treasures on his travels.


Any Bracken's or Tully's in the melee?


Let's hope indeed

 

[WanderingJester]

You don't think she'd notice her relatives sneaking into the city and returning hours later with a golden necklace or something labled "Made in Lannisport" mayhaps I'll find something along the way. Or maybe I'll just ask where Agnes' wedding gift is, then we can both look at each other awkardly and resolve to never talk about it again.
I doubt the Tullys will win anything, they're pretty avargae in terms on knightly abilities and if Trevir's entering then they're probably screwed. As for Bracken (If I ever get round to finishing him) he'll probably be disqualified for accidentally on purpose murdering a Blackwood.


I hope someone makes a High Septon at some point, there are so many possibilities for a character like that.


"Lots of fish in the sea" Please say that pun was intentional.

Nah it would be imported, so like everything else "made in Yi Ti" It's not a big deal. I'm just giving excuses for anyone who might want to murder Cayden at the wedding at this point.


Ah the hallmark of any good tourney, a Bracken murdering a Blackwood, or vice versa. Good Show.

 

[Hypnos]

Cayden got a gift for the Lannisters, a gift from Essos he carries with him actually. He earned a few treasures on his travels.
Any Bracken's or Tully's in the melee?


Let's hope indeed

The Melee's on foot right? Bracken's only skilled on horseback and the Tullys are only going for the joust because of public image.

Nah it would be imported, so like everything else "made in Yi Ti" It's not a big deal. I'm just giving excuses for anyone who might want to murder Cayden at the wedding at this point.
Ah the hallmark of any good tourney, a Bracken murdering a Blackwood, or vice versa. Good Show.

I mean Leanne is half Bracken right? she'll probably enjoy it.

 

[Archon]

When will Walder kick the bucket so Egyll can start carving out a nice little domain?


Seagard seems like a pretty nice spot. Then Riverrun

 

[Hypnos]

When will Walder kick the bucket so Egyll can start carving out a nice little domain?
Seagard seems like a pretty nice spot. Then Riverrun

Walder could die at any moment, maybe if @JustWhipIt could hurry up and respond (Hint hint) that'll happen sooner rather than later.


I don't think Egyll will want Riverrun after Blackwood and Bracken are done fighting over whats left of it, though you better not murder all the Mallisters, they're my favorite House.

 

[Akio]

lol Walder dies and the Riverlabds eat each other. Caydens pretty killed at horseback combat but just not jousting

 

[Archon]

Walder could die at any moment, maybe if @JustWhipIt could hurry up and respond (Hint hint) that'll happen sooner rather than later.
I don't think Egyll will want Riverrun after Blackwood and Bracken are done fighting over whats left of it, though you better not murder all the Mallisters, they're my favorite House.

I wasn't serious about Riverrun. The Frey's wouldn't risk the troops taking the city, let alone trying to hold it with no legitimate claim to the Lord Paramouncy or allies to call on.


Might totally murder the Mallisters though!

 

[WanderingJester]

The Melee's on foot right? Bracken's only skilled on horseback and the Tullys are only going for the joust because of public image.
I mean Leanne is half Bracken right? she'll probably enjoy it.

Yeah, probably. So long as they don't get any blood on her and her bridesmaid's dresses (woe upon those who dirty those dresses, Leanne will make the Boltons look like the Merryweathers with what she'll do).

 

[Hypnos]

I wasn't serious about Riverrun. The Frey's wouldn't risk the troops taking the city, let alone trying to hold it with no legitimate claim to the Lord Paramouncy or allies to call on.
Might totally murder the Mallisters though!

Lord Mallister is Benjicot Tully's brother-in-law, you'd be knocking out, probably the only House that would still have Tully sympathies

Yeah, probably. So long as they don't get any blood on her and her bridesmaid's dresses (woe upon those who dirty those dresses, Leanne will make the Boltons look like the Merryweathers with what she'll do).

So you're saying all I need to do to get Cayden murdered is tell him to hit on one of the bridesmaids? Having him killed is going to be easier than I thought.

 

[Mion]

It wouldn't be wise to murder the Mallisters, that leaves a wide opening for Ironborn raiders.

 

[WanderingJester]

Lord Mallister is Benjicot Tully's brother-in-law, you'd be knocking out, probably the only House that would still have Tully sympathies
So you're saying all I need to do to get Cayden murdered is tell him to hit on one of the bridesmaids? Having him killed is going to be easier than I thought.

Close, he needs to spill something on Leanne's white dress or one of the bridesmaids' dresses.

 

[Hypnos]

Close, he needs to spill something on Leanne's white dress or one of the bridesmaids' dresses.

You've seen Cayden's seduction methods, the dresses will get all dirty when he tries to tickle fight them on the floor.

 

[Akio]

You've seen Cayden's seduction methods, the dresses will get all dirty when he tries to tickle fight them on the floor.

That's not his seduction methods lol that's his sparring methods with close friends. Though I might be in trouble, he may hit on a brides made if he happened to like one if them depending who they are

 

[Archon]

Lord Mallister is Benjicot Tully's brother-in-law, you'd be knocking out, probably the only House that would still have Tully sympathies
So you're saying all I need to do to get Cayden murdered is tell him to hit on one of the bridesmaids? Having him killed is going to be easier than I thought.

But it's the most strategic position for Egyll to take... I mean, he could go for Fairmarket. But then the Mallisters are a massive threat. D:

It wouldn't be wise to murder the Mallisters, that leaves a wide opening for Ironborn raiders.

Well, House Frey does have the largest levy out of all the Riverlords beside the Tully's themselves. They could occupy the castle, meaning no Ironborn opening. This is safer still since nobody has won the Kingsmoot, meaning the Iron Isles are disorganized anyway.

 

[Mion]

But it's the most strategic position for Egyll to take... I mean, he could go for Fairmarket. But then the Mallisters are a massive threat. D:
Well, House Frey does have the largest levy out of all the Riverlords beside the Tully's themselves. They could occupy the castle, meaning no Ironborn opening. This is safer still since nobody has won the Kingsmoot, meaning the Iron Isles are disorganized anyway.

I guess you are right, good luck Frey show the world your worth

 

[Akio]

Though really I think there might be more of a chance for him to hit on Kurivas flight squad if they show up really. Hell they may go after him considering he will not make it much of a secret he met Daenna though if anyone asks he'll say she's following Kurivas orders and it would be true as of right now

 

[Archon]

Wait, will Tadgh be marching through the Riverlands just as everything goes to shit, Walder dies, and the Frey's march on Seagard? That'd be confusing for the Northmen lol

 

[Akio]

Wait, will Tadgh be marching through the Riverlands just as everything goes to shit, Walder dies, and the Frey's march on Seagard? That'd be confusing for the Northmen lol

Rip super alliances.

 

[Hypnos]

But it's the most strategic position for Egyll to take... I mean, he could go for Fairmarket. But then the Mallisters are a massive threat. D:
Well, House Frey does have the largest levy out of all the Riverlords beside the Tully's themselves. They could occupy the castle, meaning no Ironborn opening. This is safer still since nobody has won the Kingsmoot, meaning the Iron Isles are disorganized anyway.

Fairmarket would be good since it's a market town but you're right that Seagard is probably Freys best bet if he wants to carve himself out a new region, though it may be more advantageous to either ally with another House, or simply wait for the other Riverlords to murder each other and crush them with his army of completely untouched troops.

Though really I think there might be more of a chance for him to hit on Kurivas flight squad if they show up really. Hell they may go after him considering he will not make it much of a secret he met Daenna though if anyone asks he'll say she's following Kurivas orders and it would be true as of right now

So your goal this wedding is to try and sleep with both of my characters daughters (Well Agnes is a granddaughter but still...) is this about the horse? I promise I'll only kill it, I wont do anything else.

Wait, will Tadgh be marching through the Riverlands just as everything goes to shit, Walder dies, and the Frey's march on Seagard? That'd be confusing for the Northmen lol

We'll all just pretend everything is going fine until they leave and then we can all continue fighting.