1000+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

[BakaTheIdiot]

504: Establish the Dairy isle as "international waters" and attempt piracy of mall-scaled proportions.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

505: Dress up as venom and scare the kids

 

[Stricken Steel]

504: Establish the Dairy isle as "international waters" and attempt piracy of mall-scaled proportions.

506: Pretend to be the USNavy and ward off the piracy.

 

[Volkie]

507: Promote Target

 

[Kaiju Cat]

508: Throw all the great value items in the trash while looking at the managers

 

[Nokumi]

503: Say the N-word over the intercom

I didn't take you for the kind to actually be in a chat like this

509: walk in dressed as a female devil and "condem" people to hell shouting "YOU HAVE SINNED! WANNA HAVE A BAD TIME?" AND blasting megalovania from undertale

 

[Volkie]

I didn't take you for the kind to actually be in a chat like this

509: walk in dressed as a female devil and "condem" people to hell shouting "YOU HAVE SINNED! WANNA HAVE A BAD TIME?" AND blasting megalovania from undertale

I've been in here for a while actually

510: Recreate Rabbids go Home and steal everything with one cart

 

[Firelie]

511: BRING A MASK AND CROWBAR AND STALK EMPLOYEES

 

[Kaiju Cat]

511: BRING A MASK AND CROWBAR AND STALK EMPLOYEES

Or exchange that crowbar for a machete

 

[Nokumi]

512: flicker the lights and talk over the intercom in a creepy voice "mweheheh. I hope you said...goodbye... to your loved ones... cuz you'll never get another chance"

 

[Volkie]

513: Run over multiple kids with a bike

 

[Kaiju Cat]

514:: bring all your friends and yourself into Walmart the catch is to dress as zombies as pretend to bite the employees and customers.

 

[Nokumi]

514:: bring all your friends and yourself into Walmart the catch is to dress as zombies as pretend to bite the employees and customers.

Oh nice stage a zombie apocalypse. There might even be a few people who believe it

515: bring a friend and stage a crime over the intercom "it's done hes dead help me hide the body"

"No. Cuz your gonna die with him "

"You bastard. ILL KILL YOU"

"NOT IF I KILL YOU FIRST AND TAKE THE GOVORNMENT FILES"
*fake gun sounds*

 

[Venchi1986]

516: Summon Satan

 

[Volkie]

517: Summon Jesus

 

[Kaiju Cat]

518: summon the locusts

 

[Venchi1986]

519: Have some friends dress up as Satan and Jesus and pretend to summon them so they can fight for the souls of everyone in the store

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

520: bring your snapping turtle, Carl, and let him loose in the clearance racks.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

521: try to baptize people with water

 

[Nokumi]

522: try to demonitise people

 

[Kaiju Cat]

523: pretend you’re possessed by the devil

 

[Venchi1986]

524: Claim part of the store as your own country and call it "yourname-ia"

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

525: reenact the bombing of pearl harbor using spiral hams.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

526: have a lightsaber duel where the food and drink aisles are

 

[Nokumi]

527: pretend to be legally insane