1000+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

[Kaiju Cat]

455: Break into singing ‘ friend like me’ after rubbing each lamp

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

456: Pick up a football and sing 'Pigskin' by Hollywood Undead

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

457: raid the beans isle while screaming the lyrics to Pork and Beans by Weaser.

 

[Venchi1986]

458: steal all the fish and bread and sing about the marvelous breadfish

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

459: Look for Christmas Stuff before Halloween

 

[Kaiju Cat]

460: Toss all the legos on the floor then force customers to walk over them bare foot.

 

[Venchi1986]

461: Convince the customers to unionize and demand lower prices and better quality goods

 

[Kaiju Cat]

462: let loose bees then leave flight of the the bumblebee on repeat.

 

[Venchi1986]

463. Set of as many firecrackers as you can fit in your shopping cart

 

[Kaiju Cat]

464: play replace all the holiday music with your favorite music.

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

465: Get a marker and draw an extra line on all the products barcodes

 

[Kaiju Cat]

466: pretend you’re a zombie and start biting everyone

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

467: pretend you're a toddler and start biting everyone.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

468: Go around dressed as Batman asking ‘ where is she?’ To everyone

 

[Superfly47]

469: Urinating everywhere.

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

470: Defecating everywhere

 

[Kaiju Cat]

471: making smoke bombs out of chalk.

 

[SillyString]

472: steal the nintendo switch on display in the electronics isle

 

[Kaiju Cat]

473: ride a shopping cart all over the store.

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

474:lay down on the conveyer belt and take a nap

 

[Kaiju Cat]

475: annoying cashiers by playing with the bag carousel.

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

476: Live in the store in secret and get married, raise your family there, then once the kids have flown the nest brag about it to one of the staff during your well attended party in the outdoors section

 

[Volkie]

476: Live in the store in secret and get married, raise your family there, then once the kids have flown the nest brag about it to one of the staff during your well attended party in the outdoors section

477: Make a Walmart NFT

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

477: Make a Walmart NFT

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478: 'sample' all of the ice cream

 

[Kaiju Cat]

479: throw all the great value items away