1000+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

[Kaiju Cat]

440: put fake snakes in the grocery aisles.

 

[Gu10sTheGamer]

441: Run around naked, in a d*** costume or constantly screaming "KICKASS!!!!"

 

[FennecyFoxy27]

442: Eat/steal all the fruit and replace it with fake fruit (not sure if this was said already lol)

 

[Clan Ize]

443: ask to get kicked out.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

444: cut up all the cat litter and dump it all over.

 

[Sir loin of beef]

445: fight a giant chicken over an expired coupon.

 

[Michi]

446: Open up the big packs of hot dogs, and toss handfuls as you walk down the isles like a flower girl.

 

[Sir loin of beef]

447: open up the big packs of hot dogs and eat them.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

448:make ‘dick’ jokes with the hot dogs as customers pass by

 

[Firelie]

449: EAT EVERYTHING IN THE CUTLERY AISLE

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

450: swallow lightbulbs for clout.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

451: act like squidward

 

[Sir loin of beef]

452:attempt to steal the Krabby patty formula

 

[JustHereToHide]

453: try to walk out with a huge flat screen tv and threaten to call the police as they tell you that's stealing

 

[Kaiju Cat]

454: try to ‘distmantle’ Walmart like in that sponge bob episode

 

[Michi]

455: Build a velcro wall in the craft isle and charge for people to use it.

 

[Venchi1986]

456: Steal the shoes of people stuck to the velcro wall

 

[Sir loin of beef]

457:say someone has 5 minutes to escape when it takes 12 episodes.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

458: Yell kamehameha

 

[Sir loin of beef]

459:fight trunks

 

[teluhtubby]

450: Ask where they sell their walls. Then threaten them if they say "we don't sell walls".

 

[Firelie]

451: Buy one of walmarts walls

 

[Kaiju Cat]

452: Climb up a shelf and throw firecrackers and enjoy the show

 

[Michi]

453: Go to the jewelry department and start throwing it at people yelling, "you get a ring, you get a ring! everyone gets a ring!"

 

[Venchi1986]

454: Rub every lamp in the electronics department while saying "Maybe this one has the genie."