1000+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

[Kaiju Cat]

425: chain all the shopping carts down.

 

[Superfly47]

426: Die. They won't let a dead body lie on the floor forever.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

427: replace all the regular soda with diet soda.

 

[RulerOfChad]

428: go up to peoples trolleys and steal items secretly, replacing them with expired versions.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

429: Steal all the brand name snacks including the great value ones and replace them with dollar store versions.

 

[Sir loin of beef]

430: drive a golf cart into the store.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

431: paint target signs all over the store.

 

[riverlightning]

432: charge $10 cover for entry into the beer and wine aisle

 

[Venchi1986]

433: Hack the intercom to play Thanksgiving music during Christmas

 

[Kaiju Cat]

434: change the normal Christmas section into the nightmare before Christmas.

 

[RulerOfChad]

435: Pause time and then pants everyone in the store. Then put all of the heavy objects a bit higher than strategically planted watermelons and let it all explode.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

436: TP the aisles.

 

[AngelCloud]

437: scratch your nails on a chalkboard into the intercom

 

[Kaiju Cat]

438: Yell that Walmart sucks on the top of your lungs

 

[ErisCreatorofChaos]

429: Play Collect The Flags but use customer's shopping carts instead

 

[Kaiju Cat]

430: (Lol!) play ice hockey except with the ding dongs.

 

[ErisCreatorofChaos]

431: Use the lighters they are selling to set the clothing on fire

 

[Kaiju Cat]

432: place colored post it notes on shopping carts.

 

[FrostyDragon]

433. Put fake bugs amongst all the produce products.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

434: Rub fake poop on the scooters.

 

[yourlocal-eboyy]

435: take over the bicycle section and scare away intruders using a line of several horns, all of which you trigger with a single pedal across them all

 

[Venchi1986]

436: Glue nails to the floor

 

[Venchi1986]

437 Lick every frozen turkey in the store

 

[Kaiju Cat]

438: use the floors as a water slide

 

[riverlightning]

439: stuff a turkey in an obscene way