1000+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

[Beetlebuggo]

400: Twitter

 

[Kaiju Cat]

301: trade the Walmart grocery bags with target’s.

 

[RulerOfChad]

302: Go to Coles

 

[Beetlebuggo]

303: Intentionally yell "Wait, this place doesn't sell walls!"

 

[Kaiju Cat]

304: play the person who cried wolf.

 

[RulerOfChad]

305: Sneak into the store as a wolf and scare the person who cried wolf. No-one will believe them >

 

[Kaiju Cat]

306: ( I loled so hard) convince customers to shop elsewhere.

 

[RulerOfChad]

207: Lol extremely hard. Kaiju Cat you are banned from Walmart for good.

 

[Beetlebuggo]

307: Intentionally Yell: "Wait, This isn't Target!"

 

[RulerOfChad]

409: Change all the signs to Target signs and then yell "WALMART" at the top of your lungs.

 

[Beetlebuggo]

310: The person above skipped ways 308 to 408

 

[Kaiju Cat]

311: make bad Walmart puns to customers.

 

[RulerOfChad]

412: actually if you recall I changed number 398 to 299 and NO-ONE NOTICED GO AND CHECK

 

[Beetlebuggo]

413: Made a spelling mistake

 

[RulerOfChad]

314: Mayk an zentins unreeeeedebl

 

[Kaiju Cat]

315: have a nerf super soaker tag team battle.

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

316: Assert your dominance. T-Posing will let the staff know you are superior.

 

[Applesaws]

417: Kiss every customer that you see

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

418: Dress up as Rouxls Kaard, go to the bait section, and demand they give you all the worms

 

[Kaiju Cat]

419: dress up as Dio Brando and shout out quotes.

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

420: Smoke all the weed you can find.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

421: grab as many loaves of bread and say “ it’s bread.”

 

[Beetlebuggo]

422: Reenact Top Gear's version of SuperMarket Sweep, ramming through Isles because you're Jeremy Clarkson

 

[Kaiju Cat]

423: dress up as Batman and ask everyone “ Where is she?”

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

424: Ask every passersby if this is the Krusty Krab, only stop once told "No, this is Patrick"