1000+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

[RulerOfChad]

375: Correct what you previously created by skipping a number that no-one will ever know.

 

[Venchi1986]

376: Loudly yell into the ears of every single person in the store "I know what number is supposed to come between 373 and 375!"

 

[LORD SHAXX]

377 bring your new skinbags and leave em in the meats

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

378: grab all the LEGO sets, open them, and scatter the LEGOS throughout the store.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

379: Run around screaming at the top of your lungs.

 

[Volkie]

380: Start a Communist rally

 

[Kaiju Cat]

381: rearrange all the snacks and watch the fun happen.

 

[Volkie]

382: Open all the cookies and proceed to do IRL Cookie Run OvenBreak

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

383: Go in mid-October and scream about all the Christmas Stuff that's out before Halloween and how it should be illegal

 

[Kaiju Cat]

384: Go around handing out target gift cards.

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

385: Ask why, if it's called "Wall-mart' they don't sell walls

 

[Kaiju Cat]

386: Have a lightsaber duel.

 

[Venchi1986]

387: Lick as many people as you can

 

[Kaiju Cat]

388: point and laugh like spongebob for no reason.

 

[Volkie]

389: Yell every racial slur in existence

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

390: Yeet yourself off the shelves

 

[Kaiju Cat]

391: play farting sounds over the intercom.

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

392: Tell everyone the Space Meat story from Invader ZIM

 

[Volkie]

393: No-Clip the entire store into the Backrooms

 

[Kaiju Cat]

394: recite the shoe song while shopping in that section.

 

[Volkie]

395: Drive through the store with a car packed with c4

 

[Kaiju Cat]

396: walk around calling everyone an idiot sandwich.

 

[RulerOfChad]

397: Redecorate all of the cakes with the blood of your enimies.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

398: dump a gallon of water on yourself and scream you’re melting.

 

[RulerOfChad]

299: Make a spelling mistake