1000+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

326: Try to make money selling earplugs while someone drums on the pots and pans
 
328: Block of four registers and refuse to let people pass unless they have all eight badges
 
329: Barter for herbs and spices offering camels in exchange.

Captain Hesperus
 
332: having essentially the exact same flag as Romania apart from slight shades of differences between the blue, yellow, and red vertical stripes. (XD)
 
339: Getting the thread back on track. Take a bit out of all of the oven pizza and then rebuild then with clay replicas that will exploded in the oven.
 
340: Try convince everyone in the store to change their name to John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt so that you can sing the song without lying
 
344: go to the pool toys section and blow up all of the pool toys before getting some tape and making an inflatable fort.
 
345: Declare war on chad and conscript customers into your army before storming the tool section for whatever sharp object you can find
 
346: using materials from various sections create a mind control device and use it to gather followers creating an army, declaring war on Venchiland.
 
347: gather a bunch of LARP people and have a full on war in the store and watch havoc unfold as the many many many mid evil dressed up people fight and scare the customers. Chasing after them with axes and swords.
 
Using every kind of semi liquid, peanut butter, cake frosting or whatever, create an art "Masterpiece along all of the walls and blow dry it until it's caked in.
 

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