1000+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

996: Dress up as Krampus and force all children in the store into your bag, talking about how they've been naughty and Santa sent you to eat them
 
997: Gather as many eggs as you can to perform a necromancer's spell on them, then proceed to urge the zombie baby chicks to "fight back and take revenge".
 
999: kill someone in the bathroom as a sacrafice to the pinappele god
 

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