1000+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

350: take a person's baby to put them in a tire from the auto center and roll them throughout the store while screaming the tokyo drift theme song
 
351: When the Walmart intercom comes on, fall on your knees and scream in tears of joy, 'God has spoken!'
 
353: Turn every tile of Walmart into a water source block and watch everything float away.
 
354: swap condoms out with a note saying “Stay virgin or have child”
 
Get all of the glue containers and Tomato Sauce containers and swap them then dye the glue red and turn the tomato sauce wight.
 
356: steal scissors/knife and stab all the fruits.
 
357: Grab a knife, get someone to throw fruit at you and play IRL Fruit Ninja
 
358: grab a cart and dash around the aisles like you're possessed by a race car, snatching everything you can on your way. Proceed to run out of the Walmart with your haul and when they try to stop you, say you are a contestant on the revived gameshow supermarket sweep, so everything in your cart is free because you collected it all in under 2 mins.
 
340: go to electronics grab all the extension cables they have, connect them to eachother as well as every blender in the kitchen appliances aisle. Fill all the blenders with vegetables and then plug the last extension cord into the nearest outlet. Declare the Walmart a new soup kitchen.
 
363: Dress up as a Werewolf, announce yourself as the Alpha and begin biting people, howling as loudly as you can.

Bonus Points if you steal the costume from Walmart itself.​
 
363: Hack into the intercom and play the song that never ends on loop.
 
366: Wear all black and wear black sunglasses, walk up to strangers, and offer them a red or blue pill.
 
367: Dress up as Luffy and try to convince everyone to join your crew, and of course don't take no for an answer
 
368: pretend to be a cashier and make people pay 200 dollars per item
 
369: Gather a bunch of Neo-Nazis and storm a Walmart in Poland
 
369: Turning back time one way in order to have a funny number.
 
371: get you and your friends to ride the scooters Mario kart style.
 
373: Dress up as Chucky wait until a customer walks by them jump scare them.
 

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