1000+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

[riverlightning]

350: take a person's baby to put them in a tire from the auto center and roll them throughout the store while screaming the tokyo drift theme song

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

351: When the Walmart intercom comes on, fall on your knees and scream in tears of joy, 'God has spoken!'

 

[dreadnought]

352: Force people to duel you using cards while threatening to send them to the shadow realm.

 

[Lucifer_Falldown-Mode]

353: Turn every tile of Walmart into a water source block and watch everything float away.

 

[FennecyFoxy27]

354: swap condoms out with a note saying “Stay virgin or have child”

 

[RulerOfChad]

Get all of the glue containers and Tomato Sauce containers and swap them then dye the glue red and turn the tomato sauce wight.

 

[FennecyFoxy27]

356: steal scissors/knife and stab all the fruits.

 

[Venchi1986]

357: Grab a knife, get someone to throw fruit at you and play IRL Fruit Ninja

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

358: grab a cart and dash around the aisles like you're possessed by a race car, snatching everything you can on your way. Proceed to run out of the Walmart with your haul and when they try to stop you, say you are a contestant on the revived gameshow supermarket sweep, so everything in your cart is free because you collected it all in under 2 mins.

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

359: Enter with a black cloak, go behind random people, put your hand on their shoulder and whisper "I've come for your soul"

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

340: go to electronics grab all the extension cables they have, connect them to eachother as well as every blender in the kitchen appliances aisle. Fill all the blenders with vegetables and then plug the last extension cord into the nearest outlet. Declare the Walmart a new soup kitchen.

 

[riverlightning]

361: perform in-store science experiments to see what happens when you spread 1,000 mentos across 100 two-liter bottles of Coca-Cola

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

362: Dress up like Dib Membrane and accuse everyone of being an alien,

 

[FloofWhispers]

363: Dress up as a Werewolf, announce yourself as the Alpha and begin biting people, howling as loudly as you can.

Bonus Points if you steal the costume from Walmart itself.​

 

[Venchi1986]

363: Hack into the intercom and play the song that never ends on loop.

 

[RulerOfChad]

365: skip 364

 

[FennecyFoxy27]

366: Wear all black and wear black sunglasses, walk up to strangers, and offer them a red or blue pill.

 

[Venchi1986]

367: Dress up as Luffy and try to convince everyone to join your crew, and of course don't take no for an answer

 

[FennecyFoxy27]

368: pretend to be a cashier and make people pay 200 dollars per item

 

[Beetlebuggo]

369: Gather a bunch of Neo-Nazis and storm a Walmart in Poland

 

[RulerOfChad]

369: Turning back time one way in order to have a funny number.

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

370: Walk up to chubby guys in toupees and snap and then cry when they don't turn into Captain Underpants

 

[Kaiju Cat]

371: get you and your friends to ride the scooters Mario kart style.

 

[The Waluigist Priestess]

372: Die

 

[Kaiju Cat]

373: Dress up as Chucky wait until a customer walks by them jump scare them.