1000+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

[Jannah]

468: Go around dressed as Batman asking ‘ where is she?’ To everyone

Bonus points if you also imitate the Batman voice.

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

480: tie a dollar to some fishing wire and go human fishing down each aside

 

[Kaiju Cat]

481: bap people with clothes hanger

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

482: get $100 worth of stuff and pay for it in pennies... but be one cent short

 

[Kaiju Cat]

483: Hand out Target gift cards

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

484: go round asking ppl for some hair to eat

 

[Ozron]

485: Bring several speakers and play the Soviet Anthem at full volume, while wearing a Red Army uniform, as well as waving the Soviet flag.

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

486: barricade yourself in the worlds food aisle and declare yourself a new nation

 

[Captain Hesperus]

487: While doing 485, annex 486…

Captain Hesperus

 

[FennecyFoxy27]

488: take everything and say you’ll pay for it all, than get your card declined.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

489: chase people around with a glue gun

 

[Volkie]

490: Screenshot a Walmart sponsored NFT

 

[Kaiju Cat]

491: replace all money in the cash register with Monopoly money or any game money.

 

[FennecyFoxy27]

492: open all freezers, and replace the foods needed to be frozen with the ones that can stay on the shelves

 

[StilesBianca]

493: Get on a motor scooter and make the aisles your personal race track.

 

[Edric Blight]

494: Bring a whole hockey team in and start body checking all of the customers against the walls and destroying the shelves of food.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

495: start singing the national anthem loud and off key

 

[.Arteries.]

496: eat all of the leggings that are in stock (personal experience)

 

[Kaiju Cat]

497: Hit every customer with a pool noodle

 

[.Arteries.]

498: Impersonate the manager and fire all staff

 

[Stricken Steel]

499: Put on a latex spider-man suit and run around the store doing stupid but also kind spider-man things.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

500: Dress up as dead pool and say some sassy shit to customers.

 

[.Arteries.]

501: dress up as half deadpool half spiderman and do spinderman things while saying sassy shit to customers.

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

502: Attempt to summon a Persona.

 

[Volkie]

503: Say the N-word over the intercom