1000+ Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

[Venchi1986]

528: Have a dragon with a beefy arm burinate the store

 

[Nokumi dreemur]

529: decorate the store like ravens room from teen tightens original anime series when the store closes

 

[Kaiju Cat]

530: make the store look like something out of the saw movies

 

[Nokumi dreemur]

531: pretend to be starfire and walk up to random people holding a disgusting bowl of mashed up foods I got from the store and says "GREETINGS THE FRIENDS! WOULD YOU CARE TO TRY SOME GLORPNOCK?"

 

[Kaiju Cat]

532: reenact scenes from Indiana Jones

 

[Nokumi dreemur]

533: run around and sneak up on before before shouting "I AM BATMAN" THEN bonking em with a pool noodle and running away like robin shouting "RETREAT!!"

 

[Nokumi dreemur]

531: pretend to be starfire and walk up to random people holding a disgusting bowl of mashed up foods I got from the store and says "GREETINGS THE FRIENDS! WOULD YOU CARE TO TRY SOME GLORPNOCK?"

I feel like people would think I work there and actually try the food XD

 

[Superfly47]

534: Dying, because they will take your body out...eventually.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

535: throw glitter bombs at people

 

[Superfly47]

535: throw glitter bombs at people

That would bring excitement to a dull store. Especially if you throw glitter bombs at the employees chasing you.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

That would bring excitement to a dull store. Especially if you throw glitter bombs at the employees chasing you.

And a bitch to clean :3

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

536: dig for gold in front of the velveeta.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

537: pretend the velveeta is gold

 

[Nokumi dreemur]

538: take all the toys out of the boxes and give them to kids saying it’s free and complimentary then tell the parents you work there

 

[Kaiju Cat]

539: Dress up as the happy mask salesman and hand over masks

 

[Nokumi dreemur]

540: dress up as sans the skeleton and run around the store blasting megalovania. The catch? Chasing someone dressed as frisk who is your friend but you guys pretend you never seen each other before

 

[Kaiju Cat]

539: dress up as sans the skeleton and run around the store blasting megalovania. The catch? Chasing someone dressed as frisk who is your friend but you guys pretend you never seen each other before

540 *ahem*

 

[Nokumi dreemur]

540 *ahem*

Oops XD I’ll change that

 

[Nokumi dreemur]

I didn’t see your post cuz I was typing

 

[Kaiju Cat]

541: have your friends and yourself dress up as skeletons and do the skeleton dance

 

[BakaTheIdiot]

542: play Fortnite hanging upside down from the electronics displays.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

543: sneak up to unsuspecting customers and touch their bare skin with cold hands.

 

[Nokumi dreemur]

544: sneak up on people and stick ice down their shirts or pants

 

[Kaiju Cat]

545: say that great value items suck

 

[Nokumi dreemur]

546: speak on the intercom telling people the president has issued a new law just now that all baby products are now illegal.