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He stops his hellish chains rising and moving lighting fast rapping around his neck and clenching down ripping off his own head. @Azazel Hellborne @Delacare @BadJoke

He went to the western court yard not even seeing his old friend before walking past him heading straight to the escort. "Just needed some where for the night hunger sorry to bother ya " he said as he walked by. @Eldritch Being. @Delacare @BadJoke

He was woken up by the weird clown man he looks around the room. "Early start" he says normally keeping to the night life. @Delacare @BadJoke

I am getting off for today. I know many of you are hqppy now.

"No problem dude."

"We request this of you out of pure hope. If you decline then there nothing we can do." @Delacare @BadJoke

"Not 'who' my lordship but 'what'. We seek shelter from the mps that will inevitably try to kill us. We know of the being called 'Hunger' and seek conference with him if you will allow us."@BadJoke @Delacare @Eldritch Being

"Sorry my lordly lordship." I bow "I did not mean to make you upset, I just thought that you might like a bad joke."(pun intended) " please take no more offense from my irratible comments."

"Because in 30 thirty seconds I can show three ways to enhance your penis size, pay attention to jester because he listened. Or we could play a game called "who is top and who is bottom".

@BadJoke @Delacare "If my friend thinks this Lord Raven needs a machete up his ass then i will help him. And you can include my hellish chains in his uterus because he is obviously a pussy, so much so that he sends his douche-nozzle lackey to see us."

"I just came to ask if you had any spare nuns you wouldn't mind losing... If you know what I mean."

"It tastes alot like when you smell a rotten egg while at the same time your eating rotten pig intestines."

"If that was far then I should probably stop eating dead hookers that I cook with horse piss." giggles @BadJoke

I walk into the temple with the jester. "Man, this is almost as my sex dungeon/homemade auschwitz for Mexicans" (not racist)

(Okay thank you for noticing. I take the Spawn comment as a compliment.)

(Yeah, but did anyone notice the clown and I leaving to the church.)

I let him tug me along as my chains start to weaken bit by bit ,but still ultra strong"I like new friends"

I surround myself completely in my chains hoping for the best as I hop out the tank and scream muffledly "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODS!!!" I try my best to hobble away, I use my single remaing chain and lash out attaching it to a building and launching myself up as I get shot at with an inummeral...

I shoot my hellish chains around my chest taking the brunt of the damage.the force still knocking me down. "My dear friend, we are In this tank together and I just wanna get to know you, so we can be better friends. I'd advise against shooting me again my beautiful manchild." leans in to kiss...

((You forget we're in this together now... Friend)