Community Turkey Borg [November 2024]

[Spoiled Bread]

Rei Unagishi

Letting out a battlecry, Rei immediately engaged the first turkey she saw. It was holding bow and arrow so she immediately rushed towards to not gave it much chance to attack.

Action:
Attack rabid turkey with thigh bone
​

Location: Collapsed statue

Spoiler: Sheet

Name: Rei
HP: 4
Melee: 0 (deal 1 damage when unarmed)
Ranged: 0
Defense: 0
Magic: 0
Inventory: Backpack (can only hold 7 items) - 2 large turkey beastman thigh bones take up the first 2 slots. Can be burned as a ration for rest or leveraged to fight with as a club. Deals 2 damage when used as club.
Beast Yen: 0
Mana: 2/2

 

[Novama]

Michael​

Where: main hall 1
Character LInk: michael 2
Mentions:

had he encountered this bird first, it woulda killed him. He was prepared though. Pushing through, he was a whirlwind of bone clubbing.

(Rabid Turkey - 2/6 HP, 2 dmg. Drops bow and arrows. Encountered)

Michael takes another point of damage and misses the turkey.

 

[Spoiled Bread]

Rei Unagishi

Recovering from the daze after getting clobbered, the rabid turkey frantically nocked an arrow and shoot it towards the sudden attacker.

Action:
Battle rabid turkey
​

Spoiler: Sheet

Name: Rei
HP: 4
Melee: 0 (deal 1 damage when unarmed)
Ranged: 0
Defense: 0
Magic: 0
Inventory: Backpack (can only hold 7 items) - 2 large turkey beastman thigh bones take up the first 2 slots. Can be burned as a ration for rest or leveraged to fight with as a club. Deals 2 damage when used as club.
Beast Yen: 0
Mana: 2/2

 

[Novama]

Michael​

Where: main hall 1
Character LInk: michael 2
Mentions:

The wounds on Michael were mounting. The turkey had out stayed its welcome. Michael would continue his attacks.

(Rabid Turkey - 2/6 HP, 2 dmg. Drops bow and arrows. Encountered)

At the last minute, Michael blocked an arrow with one of his clubs. It shattered the weapon but spared him.

 

[Irihi]

Spoiler: Miiya’s Stats

Name: Miiya Aether
Location: 2 - Fallen Statue
HP: 2/4
Melee: 2
Ranged: 2
Defense: 0
Magic: 0
Inventory:
1/7: Turkey Leg
2/7: Turkey Leg
3/7: Miiya's Corpse
4/7: Turkey Leg
5/7: Turkey Leg

Beast Yen: 0
Mana: 2/2
Kills: 1 Turkey
Last action - Murdilated that [John's Rabid Turkey]

More people and more turkeys piled into the space around the fallen statue. One of the--...is he human?--people near her--a man with pale skin and fiery red hair, was having trouble with another turkey archer similar to the one she had just slain.

“H-hold on, mister!” Miiya unlimbered her brand-new bow. Placing her feet on the face of the bow, she nocked an arrow and took aim at the turkey. “I’ll help you!” Pulling the bowstring back with both hands, she let fly.

*SNAP!*

Not meant for such abuse, Miiya’s bow broke in half. “SHU!!” She cursed, and stood up.


1. Miiya “Accidentally” Attacks [Mephisto] (HP 1/4)

 

[Novama]

Michael​

Where: main hall 1
Character LInk: michael 2
Mentions:

Taking out the new turkey leg, he continued beating on the turkey.

(Rabid Turkey - 0/6 HP, 2 dmg. Drops bow and arrows. Encountered)

Michael would get sliced by another arroe whizzing pass but the turkey would die at his hands.

Michael sighs. This one was just a bit more dangerous and yet so draining.

 

[Mephisto]

Spoiler: Mephisto Character Sheet

HP: 1/4
Melee: 0
Ranged: 0
Defense: 0
Magic: 0
Inventory:
1/7: Turkey Leg (broken)
2/7: Turkey Leg (broken)
3/7: 1 Ration
Beast Yen: 0
Mana: 2/2

Where: Collapsed Statue

Encounter: Rabid Turkey 6/6

---

He kept boxing the Turkey, wondering if he needed to get into some kind of self defense course considering how well he was actually holding up through blind luck.

---

 

[Irihi]

Spoiler: Miiya’s Stats

Name: Miiya Aether
Location: 2 - Fallen Statue
HP: 2/4
Melee: 2
Ranged: 2
Defense: 0
Magic: 0
Inventory:
1/7: Turkey Leg
2/7: Turkey Leg
3/7: Miiya's Corpse
4/7: Turkey Leg
5/7: Turkey Leg

Beast Yen: 0
Mana: 2/2
Kills: 1 Turkey
Last action - Broke my stupid bow!

“FORE!” It worked last time, so Miiya tried a golf swing with her bone club again.


1. Miiya attacks [Mephisto’s Rabid Turkey] (HP 4/6)

 

[Novama]

Michael​

Where: main hall 1
Character LInk: michael 2
Mentions:

Michael wasn't much of an archer but he would loot the turkey of its bow. Perhaps it would be useful later.

 

[Irihi]

Spoiler: Miiya’s Stats

Name: Miiya Aether
Location: 2 - Fallen Statue
HP: 2/4
Melee: 2
Ranged: 2
Defense: 0
Magic: 0
Inventory:
1/7: Turkey Leg
2/7: Turkey Leg
3/7: Miiya's Corpse
4/7: Turkey Leg
5/7: Turkey Leg

Beast Yen: 0
Mana: 2/2
Kills: 1 Turkey
Last action - Miserable Failure of both Attack and Defense.

Something about the red-haired man seemed to unsettle Miiya. She whiffed her swing and got clawed. “GAH!! FRETT YEW, CHICKEN LITTLE!!” Miiya screeched, making a baseball swing this time.

Maybe she ought to actually use her martial training.

Because she died.

Again.


1. Miiya attacks [Mephisto’s Rabid Turkey] (HP 5/6)

 

[Novama]

Michael​

Where: main hall 1
Character LInk: michael 2
Mentions:

Michaeldecided it was time for a rest. He squat down in a rotted bench and chomped on a turkey leg for a while.

(Michael heals back 5hp)

 

[Mephisto]

Spoiler: Mephisto Character Sheet

HP: 1/4
Melee: 0
Ranged: 0
Defense: 0
Magic: 0
Inventory:
1/7: Turkey Leg (broken)
2/7: Turkey Leg (broken)
3/7: 1 Ration
Beast Yen: 0
Mana: 2/2

Where: Collapsed Statue

Encounter: Rabid Turkey 5/6

---

Mephisto didn't expect reinforcements, but he didn't protest and went in with his fists again to try and finish off the little... big crazy bastard.

---

 

[Novama]

Michael​

Where: Spiral Stairs up
Character LInk: michael 2
Mentions:

Michael headed back to the stairs, hearing someone calling for aid.

"It's dangerous to go alone."

(runs into crazy turkey. 4hp 1dmg 1 leg drop)

 

[Mephisto]

Spoiler: Mephisto Character Sheet

HP: 1/4
Melee: 0
Ranged: 0
Defense: 0
Magic: 0
Inventory:
1/7: Turkey Leg (broken)
2/7: Turkey Leg (broken)
3/7: 1 Ration
Beast Yen: 0
Mana: 2/2

Where: Collapsed Statue

Encounter: Rabid Turkey 5/6

---

Mephisto, despite feeling quite the high from the battle, decided to cut his losses and beat a hasty retreat. He grabbed the body of the woman who tried to "save" him and attempted to flee.

---

 

[Novama]

Michael​

Where: Spiral Stairs up
Character LInk: michael 2
Mentions: Maverick Six

Michael took his remaining turkey leg and went spinning into action again.

(crazy turkey. 2/4hp 1dmg 1 leg drop)

turkey takes 2pts of damage

 

[Irihi]

Spoiler: Miiya’s Stats

Name: Miiya Aether
Location: 1 - Entrance
HP: 4/4
Melee: 2
Ranged: 2
Defense: 0
Magic: 0
Inventory:
1/7: Turkey Leg
2/7: Turkey Leg

Beast Yen: 0
Mana: 2/2
Kills: 0
Deaths: 2 - Current life: 3
Last action - Died.

This was getting a little frustrating. Miiya didn’t like dying and then not waking up. What if I’m stuck here, forever? Crossed her mind as she reappeared at the entrance hall.

Would that really be so bad? Infinite giant turkey legs in exchange for dying. “No, there’s better ways to get fed.” She told herself.

What if I’m already dead? She couldn’t help that little niggling fear. ”What if this is hell?” She whispered to herself.


1. Miiya revives in the Entrance Hall.

 

[Novama]

Michael​

Where: Spiral Stairs up
Character LInk: michael 2
Mentions: Maverick Six

Michael took his remaining turkey leg and went spinning into action again.

(crazy turkey. 0/4hp 1dmg 1 leg drop)

Michael slew the turkey more efficiently this time

 

[Mephisto]

Spoiler: Mephisto Character Sheet

HP: 1/4
Melee: 0
Ranged: 0
Defense: 0
Magic: 0
Inventory:
1/7: Turkey Leg (broken)
2/7: Turkey Leg (broken)
3/7: 1 Ration
4/7: 1 Miiya's corpse (which contains 1 Miiya's corpse and 5 Turkey Legs)
Beast Yen: 0
Mana: 2/2

Where: Foyer

Encounter: none

Mentions: Irihi

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Mephisto would arrive and find the woman who died in front of him again. He immediately caught on to the nature of this little holiday retreat and cackled madly, producing both of her own corpses and puppeteering them using his shadowy tendrils.

"Hello there, pleasure to meet you," he moved closer.

"I was just in the mood for something good to eat and found a veritable buffet of carnage waiting to be tapped! How goes it, my darling new friend? Name's Mephisto, I see you're one of the triplets~"

He moved her corpses around as if they were talking, flapping their mouths up and down in the process.

"My you're lovely!"

"You look familiar~"

Their voices were only vaguely female or even human at all, obscured by static and strange gurgling noises from deep within their chests.

"You've been in Hell for a long time, my friend. So let's be civil, and work out something for our mutual... benefit~"

 

[Irihi]

Spoiler: Miiya’s Stats

Name: Miiya Aether
Location: 1 - Entrance
HP: 4/4
Melee: 0
Ranged: 0
Defense: 0
Magic: 0
Inventory:
1/7: Turkey Leg
2/7: Turkey Leg

Beast Yen: 0
Mana: 2/2
Kills: 0
Deaths: 2 - Current life: 3
Last action - Revived

To say Miiya was displeased was an understatement. It was weird enough to see her own dead body, much worse to witness multiples used in a macabre puppet show. “Work THIS out, FREAK!!” Miiya screamed, lashing out with a palmstrike at the grinning face of the red-haired man.

Her palm connected, breaking Mephisto’s nose and driving the bone fragments into his brain. “OH shu!! I’m sorry! I’m sorry!” she cried in knee-jerk horrified apology as the man fell lifeless at her feet.


1. Miiya
Attacks [Mephisto] (HP 1/4)

 

[Novama]

Michael​

Where: Spiral Stairs up
Character LInk: michael 2
Mentions: Maverick Six

Michael ripped off a turkey leg from his latest kill as he "looted" it.

 

[Giftvi]

Stats:

Spoiler

Name: Watching of Thanksgiving
HP: 4/4
EXP: 1
Melee: 0 (deal 1 damage when unarmed)
Ranged: 0
Defense: 0
Magic: 0
Inventory:
1. Large Turkey Leg (2 dmg)
2. -
3. -
4. -
5. -
6. -
7. -

Beast Yen: 0
Mana: 2/2

Location: (~Ground Level). Collapsed Statue (2) -> Spiral Staircase (3)

The spirit of Thanksgiving would immediately run forward to fight its assailant, the two briefly standing in a stand-off, before changing to blows. Equipping the horrid leg of one of its Turkey brethren, the spirit would try its best to beat it up as good as it could.

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Action: [Attack (Turkey Leg)] [Target = Crazy Turkey {Solo — 4/4 -> 2/4 HP}

​

 

[Mephisto]

Spoiler: Mephisto Character Sheet

HP: 4/4
Melee: 0
Ranged: 0
Defense: 0
Magic: 0
Inventory:
1/7: Turkey Leg
2/7: Turkey Leg
Beast Yen: 0
Mana: 2/2

Where: Foyer
Encounter: none
Mentions: Irihi

---

With his last point of health gone, Mephisto simply respawned behind Miiya. He clawed his way out of the shadows, piecing himself together bit by bit according to the laws of the game. His entrails spilled out only to stitch themselves back into place.

He stood at his full height, twitched his head with a wet crack, and gently cradled his hands around Miiya's slender shoulders... and neck.

"Do that again~" he purred, holding her soft cheeks in one hand and pulling her attention towards his malicious... hypnotic eyes.

"Do you want to survive? It's a simple question. We can make it out alive... and still get some quests in~"

Music thrummed from somewhere in the dark. Mephisto's chest rumbled with a deep, cavernous cackle.

"You know my name, so tell me yours. It's not part of the game, but you'll hear it in the encore!

We're all part of the same bloody charade. So pick up a knife - or a club - and make my skull cave!

Beat me to death, my dear, you've nothing to fear! Steal my last breath - there's no room for tears!

It's all part of the plan, to give you what you need. So carve out corpses of this man and make. Him. Bleed!" ​

He swung and sauntered along with her, his devious mind unfurling the plot in song. He meant for her to kill him repeatedly, to gain strength - and for him to gain a healthy source of delicious food.

"Don't take this the wrong way, but you look like you'd be good flambéed!

Don't look at me with such a fright, I just have a unique appetite

And if you're on your best behavior, your blood won't be mine to savor!

But your corpse? Why that's the first course~" ​

He laughed. He laughed as he sent her away, curling his own shadows around his body. He watched her with a sadistic expression, every fiber of his being surrendering to an awful, sickening pop.

"Let's make a deal, darling. We'll kill as much vermin as possible and you allow me my share of the viscera. Otherwise we'll both be quite acquainted with the sight of our own cadavers~"

He nudged his own corpse with a foot as if to make his point.

---

 

[Maverick Six]

Vincent
Equipped Titles: Human [Mundane], Novice Tinkerer, Novice Blacksmith, Isekai, Mechanic
Language Key: Common | %Analog% |

Location: Spiral Staircase (Up)
Encounter: None
Interaction (s): Novama

Track:

She Meditates

The turkey really hit the spot. His bleeding had all but stopped and as he rolled his shoulders, Vince felt about as good as he did when he walked in. The bones still seemed solid enough for swinging -- thus he decided to keep it for clubbing. Resting it on his shoulder like a baseball bat. A spiral staircase greeted him, seemingly sitting on the lower level.

But his head was on a swivel as he kept an eye out for danger. As it turned out, that crazy spinning guy was standing there. "Sup." He said casually. But despite his easygoing air, he had the sinking feeling something else was there too....

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HP: 4/4
Armor: 0/0

Actions:

1. Movement - Vince moves from Collapsed Statue ----------------> Spiral Staircase (up)

 

[Novama]

Michael​

Where: main hall 1
Character LInk: michael 2
Mentions: Maverick Six

Michael would head back to main hall 1.

(Feral turkey encountered. 6hp 1dmg 1 armor. Drops 1 armor)

 

[Maverick Six]

Vincent
Equipped Titles: Human [Mundane], Novice Tinkerer, Novice Blacksmith, Isekai, Mechanic
Language Key: Common | %Analog% |

Location: Spiral Staircase (Up)
Encounter: None
Interaction (s): Novama

Track:

She Meditates

Vince could catch a glean of an actual sword rather than claws in the thing's hand. And while more painless it looked like it was a helluva lot more efficient. He wasn't taking any chances with that. "Fuck this." He sought to Juke the creature and tried to flee to the main hall.

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HP: 4/4
Armor: 0/0

Actions:

1. Flee - Vince tries to flee the soldier turkey and move from the Spiral Staircase -------> Main Hall 1