Community Turkey Borg [November 2024]

[Giftvi]

Stats:

Spoiler

Name: Watching of Thanksgiving
HP: 4/4
EXP: 1
Melee: 0 (deal 1 damage when unarmed)
Ranged: 0
Defense: 0
Magic: 0
Inventory:
1. Large Turkey Leg (2 dmg)
2. -
3. -
4. -
5. -
6. -
7. -

Beast Yen: 0
Mana: 2/2

Location: (~Ground Level). Collapsed Statue (2) -> Spiral Staircase (3)

Seeing that the bunny was instead far too happy about the whole scenario which was going on in front of it, a smug look upon her face as if it was exactly what she wanted, it looked confused and worried. But didn't question whatever reasoning was behind those eyes as it instead looked to sate the blood gods of thanksgiving more. Looking for its next enemy, or would victim be more appropriate? Not really, with how close the last one was. As it moved along further ahead to the Spirals Stairs.

 

[Faynorae]

Location:
Ground Level, 1.Entrance Foyer --> 2. Collapsed Statue
Elvario​

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Spoiler: Sheet

Name: Sariel
HP: 4
Melee: 0
*(deal 1 damage when unarmed)
Ranged: 0
Defense: 0
Magic: 0
Inventory:

• Backpack (7 Slots)
  • Large Turkey Beastman Thigh Bone – Exhausts as a ration for rest or leveraged to fight with as a club (2 Damage).
  • Large Turkey Beastman Thigh Bone – Exhausts as a ration for rest or leveraged to fight with as a club (2 Damage).

Beast Yen: 0
Mana: 2/2

Having flunked his attack once more, Sariel attempted to block the incoming attack from Saoirse.

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Actions

• [Defend] against Saoirse

 

[Elvario]

Saoirse Desrosiers

Spoiler: Full Image

Spoiler: Sheet

Name: Name of Character
HP: 2/4
Melee: [Thigh Bone] (2 damage) - (deal 1 damage when unarmed)
Ranged: 0
Defense: 0
Magic: 0
Inventory: Backpack (can only hold 7 items) - 1 large turkey beastman thigh bone take up the first slot. Can be burned as a ration for rest or leveraged to fight with as a club. Deals 2 damage when used as club.
Beast Yen: 0
Mana: 2/2

“Huh... I don't think these things are really going to work, are they?” She'd ask Sariel, as she swung again despite her last attempt having been defended against, no longer daring to expect much.

Past round: Sariel successfully defended, don't need to defend due to Sariel missing attack.
This round: Attack [Sariel] Faynorae

 

[Novama]

Michael​

Where: Statue room
Character LInk: michael 2
Mentions:

Michael set out once more into the fray to fight the turkeys

( Crazy Turkey - 4 HP, 1 dmg. Drops 1 ration. encountered)

 

[Irihi]

Spoiler: Miiya’s Stats

Name: Miiya Aether
Location: 2 - Collapsed Statue
HP: 2/4
Melee: 0
Ranged: 0
Defense: 0
Magic: 0
Inventory:
1/7: Turkey Leg
2/7: Turkey Leg
Beast Yen: 0
Mana: 2/2

Last action: Failed Attack, Failed Defense, HP -1

This was absolute madness. “Dang, what did I eat before bed? Miiya wondered to herself as some of the people in her dream turned on each other. Others slew a [Crazy Turkey] and the [Feral Turkey] that had just dealt her another blow.

The dead man came back to life, or hadn’t died, or something. “Dude…” Miiya took a moment to try to center herself. It’s okay, I’m okay. I’ve died a lot in dreams, and this is definitely a dream. If I remember it when I wake up, maybe I should think about getting therapy.

“Nah, therapy costs money. I’ll just work out my issues on YEW, kalmason!” Miiya gripped her bone club and charged at the [John’s Rabid Turkey].

She shouted an aside as she ran past a kinda-useless looking guy who had called down the archer turkey upon them all. Elijay “Seriously, arfline! Don’t call more turkeys, unless you’re gonna pluck ‘em and cook ‘em!!

1. Attack V. [John’s Crazy Turkey] HP 6/6

 

[Novama]

Michael​

Where: Statue room
Character LInk: michael 2
Mentions:

With his armor secured, he would engage with the arguably weaker Crazy Turkey and hope he could kill this one easier than the previous turkey till he got the hang of it.

( Crazy Turkey - 4 HP, 1 dmg. Drops 1 ration. )

 

[DarkKitsune]

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GRIFFIN
INTERACTIONS: Novama

Spoiler: Player stat thingies

Name: Griffin
HP: 4
Melee: 0 (deal 1 damage when unarmed)
Ranged: 0
Defense: 0
Magic: 0
Inventory: Backpack (can only hold 7 items) - 2 large turkey beastman thigh bones take up the first 2 slots. Can be burned as a ration for rest or leveraged to fight with as a club. Deals 2 damage when used as club.
Beast Yen: 0
Mana: 2/2

Griffin went the simple and easy choice and decided to dart up the stairs he’d prepare for whatever is up there if he succeeded in making it there.

Action:
Collapsed Statue —> up the stairs​

 

[Irihi]

Spoiler: Miiya’s Stats

Name: Miiya Aether
Location: 2 - Fallen Statue
HP: 2/4
Melee: 0
Ranged: 0
Defense: 0
Magic: 0
Inventory:
1/7: Turkey Leg
2/7: Turkey Leg
Beast Yen: 0
Mana: 2/2

Last Action: Failed Attack

“SHU!!" Miiya tried to dodge the incensed [Crazy Turkey Archer] and attempted to hit it again.

1. Attack V. [John’s Crazy Turkey] HP 6/6

 

[Novama]

Michael​

Where: Statue room
Character LInk: michael 2
Mentions:

Like the other turkey, Michael was having trouble swinging his clubs around well enough to hit anything. he would try to duck and weave for another chance.

( Crazy Turkey - 4 HP, 1 dmg. Drops 1 ration. )

 

[Irihi]

Spoiler: Miiya’s Stats (Addendum to Last Post- didn't realize I died)

Name: Miiya Aether
Location: 2 - Fallen Statue
HP: 0/4
Melee: 0
Ranged: 0
Defense: 0
Magic: 0
Inventory:
1/7: Turkey Leg
2/7: Turkey Leg
Beast Yen: 0
Mana: 2/2

Last Actions - Failed Defense -2 HP - Dead

“AHH!!!" Miiya screamed as the [Rabid Tukey] put an arrow into her heart. It was a deep and mortal wound, she'd been dealt. Despite knowing it was a dream, she was--as often happened in dreams--not wholly sure, and the fear of death threatened to overcome her rational thoughts. It didn't much matter, though, for suddenly, she found herself standing in the entrance hall, whole, hale, and uninjured.

"Holy shu..." Miiya panted with the aftereffects of the terror she had felt.

...

Spoiler: Miiya’s Stats

Name: Miiya Aether
Location: 1 - Entrance Hall
HP: 4/4
Melee: 0
Ranged: 0
Defense: 0
Magic: 0
Inventory:
1/7: Turkey Leg
2/7: Turkey Leg
Beast Yen: 0
Mana: 2/2

Last Actions - Died

Then she laughed. "I can't... yfretting die?" A wicked grin overspread her face as she dug a brand-new, unblemished turkey leg from her pack. "Oh, yew motherfretters are yfretted!" She took a bite and trotted back toward the statue. She had a fucking score to settle.

Tap-tap-tap-tap-tap! Miiya's footfalls would give scant warning to the [Rabid Turkey] as she ran straight at the archer, bone club cocked for a running swing. "HEY CLUCKER!! GUESS WHO'S BACK?!!"

1. Move from 1>2, Attack [John’s Rabid Turkey] HP 6/6

 

[Faynorae]

Location:
Ground Level, 2. Collapsed Statue --> 3. Spiral Stairs UP
Elvario​

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Spoiler: Sheet

Name: Sariel
HP: 4
Melee: 0
*(deal 1 damage when unarmed)
Ranged: 0
Defense: 0
Magic: 0
Inventory:

• Backpack (7 Slots)
  • Large Turkey Beastman Thigh Bone – Exhausts as a ration for rest or leveraged to fight with as a club (2 Damage).
  • Large Turkey Beastman Thigh Bone – Exhausts as a ration for rest or leveraged to fight with as a club (2 Damage).

Beast Yen: 0
Mana: 2/2

"Hmph" Sariel winced at the Bunny-chic. "You're pardoned for now but I'll remember your face. I hate stalemates." He'd say before simply moving on. If she tried anything funny, he'd have a genuine reason to pummel her red and dead. From past the collapsed statue to the spiral stairs which he'd ascend.

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Actions

• [Move] from [Collapsed Statue] to [Spiral Stairs UP]

 

[Irihi]

Spoiler: Miiya’s Stats

Name: Miiya Aether
Location: 2 - Fallen Statue
HP: 4/4
Melee: 0
Ranged: 0
Defense: 0
Magic: 0
Inventory:
1/7: Turkey Leg
2/7: Turkey Leg
3/7: Miiya's Corpse
4/7: Turkey Leg
5/7: Turkey Leg
Beast Yen: 0
Mana: 2/2

Last action - Whacked that [John's Rabid Turkey]

“HAHAHA!!” Miiya cackled madly as the force of her blow spun the turkey archer around. She aimed a kick at it's feathered backside before trying to roll out of the way of the arrows it fired in return. She was given a moment's pause as she ended up next to her own battered corpse.

I'm.... kinda messed up. She thought, as she regarded her own dead body. Maybe I don't want to remember this dream. She thought. If it was weird crouching beside her own remains, it was weirder still to stuff them in her pack. It was some sort of bag of holding, it seemed, because no way could she fit or carry her own weight. Yet, even with the pack filled with huge turkey legs and her body, she didn't feel any significant weight.

“Oh well. DIE!!” Miiya decided it was better not to worry about her mental state, and to concentrate on murking some overgrown chickens.

1. Defend & Attack V. [John’s Crazy Turkey] HP 4/6

 

[Megilagor]

HP: 4
Melee: [Thigh Bone] (2 damage) - (deal 1 damage when unarmed)
Ranged: 0
Defense: 0
Magic: 0
Inventory: Backpack (can only hold 7 items) - 1 large turkey beastman thigh bones take up the first 2 slots. Can be burned as a ration for rest or leveraged to fight with as a club. Deals 2 damage when used as club.
Beast Yen: 0
Mana: 2/2

Diego Argento
Location: Ground Level: 1. Entrance Foyer -> 2. Collapsed Statue
Mention: Elvario

Action: Move

This place gave Diego the bloodborne vibes, which was just what he needed. He had to wonder how did he get there, and without his gear even. But he just noted it down as some mass joint dream anomaly which did happen even in his old world so it happening here wasn't anything weird.
That said he took out one of the thigh bones and wielded it like a good old baseball, before walking into the building and seeing his boss lady and owner Saoirse.
"Didn't expect you here boss lady. Well since we are here together might as well stick together."
(Crazy Turkey 4/4 HP, 1 dmg. Drops 1 ration.)

 

[Elvario]

Saoirse Desrosiers

Spoiler: Full Image

Spoiler: Sheet

Name: Name of Character
HP: 2/4
Melee: [Thigh Bone] (2 damage) - (deal 1 damage when unarmed)
Ranged: 0
Defense: 0
Magic: 0
Inventory: Backpack (can only hold 7 items) - 1 large turkey beastman thigh bone take up the first slot. Can be burned as a ration for rest or leveraged to fight with as a club. Deals 2 damage when used as club.
Beast Yen: 0
Mana: 2/2

“See ya!” She'd wave Sariel goodbye.

Noticing Diego, she'd nod. “I'm already half-dead, but sure, let's go.” She figured the single ration she'd obtained wasn't going to be word resing with just yet as that'd never get her anywhere.

Team-up to attack [Crazy Turkey] with Diego.

 

[Megilagor]

HP: 4
Melee: [Thigh Bone Club] (2 damage) - (deal 1 damage when unarmed)
Ranged: 0
Defense: 0
Magic: 0
Inventory: Backpack (can only hold 7 items) - 1 large turkey beastman thigh bones take up the first 2 slots. Can be burned as a ration for rest or leveraged to fight with as a club. Deals 2 damage when used as club.
Beast Yen: 0
Mana: 2/2

Diego Argento
Location: 2. Collapsed Statue​

Mention: Elvario

Action: Attack [Crazy Turkey] with Saoirse

"Yeah, you do look roughed up. That's why I said we should team up, not even caring that you are my owner and such." Replied Diego as he walked up to the appearing Turkey taking a good swing at it. (Crazy Turkey 2/4 HP, 1 dmg. Drops 1 ration.)

 

[Elvario]

Saoirse Desrosiers

Spoiler: Full Image

Spoiler: Sheet

Name: Name of Character
HP: 1/4
Melee: [Thigh Bone] (2 damage) - (deal 1 damage when unarmed)
Ranged: 0
Defense: 0
Magic: 0
Inventory: Backpack (can only hold 7 items) - 1 large turkey beastman thigh bone take up the first slot. Can be burned as a ration for rest or leveraged to fight with as a club. Deals 2 damage when used as club.
Beast Yen: 0
Mana: 2/2

“Hmmm. Seems like I might be doomed. Though I saw folk return to life if they die. Just take my stuff and we should be good.” She'd surmise.

Last round, fail to attack, fail to defend -1 HP.
This round attack [Crazy Turkey] with Diego.

 

[Megilagor]

HP: 3/4
Melee: [Thigh Bone] (2 damage) - (deal 1 damage when unarmed)
Ranged: 0
Defense: 0
Magic: 0
Inventory: Backpack (can only hold 7 items) - 1 large turkey beastman thigh bones take up the first 2 slots. Can be burned as a ration for rest or leveraged to fight with as a club. Deals 2 damage when used as club.
Beast Yen: 0
Mana: 2/2

Diego Argento
Location: 2. Collapsed Statue
Mention: Elvario

Action: Attack and Defend

"As if boss. I will try to not let you die, but if it does happen I will wait here for you to come back." Diego scoffed taking another swing at the turkey. "After all what kind of person would I be if I left someone behind when we are a team. Even if people can respawn here... that means resurrect by themselves by the way."
(Crazy Turkey 0/4 HP, 1 dmg. Drops 1 ration.)

 

[Irihi]

Spoiler: Miiya’s Stats

Name: Miiya Aether
Location: 2 - Fallen Statue
HP: 2/4
Melee: 2
Ranged: 2
Defense: 0
Magic: 0
Inventory:
1/7: Turkey Leg
2/7: Turkey Leg
3/7: Miiya's Corpse
4/7: Turkey Leg
5/7: Turkey Leg

Beast Yen: 0
Mana: 2/2
Last action - Murdilated that [John's Rabid Turkey]

The more she got hit, the more she got used to it, Miiya found. She shouldn’t have let her own corpse distract her, and the arrow that stuck her made her pay for that mistake. Even so, with her fear of death gone, there wasn’t much left to Miiya besides feathers and RAGE.

“EAT IT, SHU-BIRD!!!” Miiya screeched with bloodlust as she yanked the [John’s Rabid Turkey] arrow from her thigh and jammed it into the rabid gobbler’s beak. She smashed the arrow home with a bone hammer and kept beating the murky until it was nothing but bone and gore.

Panting, gripping a bone club dripping with stuffing, or blood or something Miiya looked down at the mess she had made. Bending down, she stripped the weapons from the corpse.

“Now I have a longbow. Ho-ho-ho.” Miiya growled with a toothy grin. She took a seat on the least bloody of the feathered corpse and pulled a turkey leg from her bag. “Time for a snack. To her delight, she found that eating the turkey leg caused the bloody gash in her thigh to close up. “Strangest dream ever.” She muttered to herself.

But delicious.


1. Miiya loots the [Rab
id Turkey] and has a snack. (1d6)

 

[DarkKitsune]

GRIFFIN
INTERACTIONS: Novama

Spoiler: Player stat thingies

Name: Griffin
HP: 4
Melee: 0 (deal 1 damage when unarmed)
Ranged: 0
Defense: 0
Magic: 0
Inventory: Backpack (can only hold 7 items) - 2 large turkey beastman thigh bones take up the first 2 slots. Can be burned as a ration for rest or leveraged to fight with as a club. Deals 2 damage when used as a club.
Beast Yen: 0
Mana: 2/2

Encountering the soldier Turkey Griffin took out the turkey leg. An odd item really and it felt strange in his hand likely due to the fact he had limited experience in melee. He during a normal situation would have whipped out his bow and shot with his arrows but as of now, he didn’t know where his bow even went so he just had to silently pray this would make do.

Action:
Attack solider turkey​

 

[Elvario]

Saoirse Desrosiers

Spoiler: Full Image

Spoiler: Sheet

Name: Name of Character
HP: 4/4
Melee: [Thigh Bone] (2 damage) - (deal 1 damage when unarmed)
Ranged: 0
Defense: 0
Magic: 0
Inventory: Backpack (can only hold 7 items) - 1 large turkey beastman thigh bone take up the first slot. Can be burned as a ration for rest or leveraged to fight with as a club. Deals 2 damage when used as club.
Beast Yen: 0
Mana: 2/2

Having died, she'd find herself reviving. She hadn't even heard what Diego had said before she'd gotten wrecked by Turkey. Either way, she'd use the Thigh as a weapon once more, waiting to be able to move out to head back towards Diego.

Past round: Died Novama
This round: Revive.

 

[Novama]

Michael​

Where: Statue room
Character LInk: michael 2
Mentions:

Holding his own, Michael would attack the crazy turkey again and hope things went well, still not quite having a handle of things.

( Crazy Turkey - 4 HP, 1 dmg. Drops 1 ration. )

Successfully dodged again and landed 2pts of damage as he clocked the turkey in the face.

 

[Mephisto]

Spoiler: Mephisto Character Sheet

HP: 4/4
Melee: 0
Ranged: 0
Defense: 0
Magic: 0
Inventory:
1/7: Turkey Leg
2/7: Turkey Leg
Beast Yen: 0
Mana: 2/2

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Mephisto's expression scrunched into one of mild annoyance. He had satchels full of ingredients for a quality meal and here he was standing in front of a building rife with bloodcurdling screams. Granted, he was all for it... but he was disappointed by the fact that there would be no festive holiday feast. So, as he walked through the door, surrendering his ingredients for weaponized turkey legs, he sighed and moved forward.

"I'm hungry..." he groaned.

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[Novama]

Michael​

Where: Statue room
Character LInk: michael 2
Mentions:

Michael had this bird figured out. It was just a matter of time now. He would try to duck in and finish it with whirling turkey clubs.

( Crazy Turkey - 2/4 HP, 1 dmg. Drops 1 ration. )

He was unable to dodge it this time around, but his armor protected him. The opening was capitalized on though. The turkey was clubbed to death.

 

[Spoiled Bread]

Rei Unagishi

"TURKEEEYYYY!!!" Materializing out of thin air while swinging a club around like a caveman, Rei was a bit late to the party but she's ready to kill some turkey. She already imagine the various kind of turkey dishes she can make from this.

"Here I come!!"

Action:
Move from entrance foyer to collapsed statue
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Spoiler: Sheet

Name: Rei
HP: 4
Melee: 0 (deal 1 damage when unarmed)
Ranged: 0
Defense: 0
Magic: 0
Inventory: Backpack (can only hold 7 items) - 2 large turkey beastman thigh bones take up the first 2 slots. Can be burned as a ration for rest or leveraged to fight with as a club. Deals 2 damage when used as club.
Beast Yen: 0
Mana: 2/2

 

[Megilagor]

HP: 2/4
Melee: [Thigh Bone] (2 damage) - (deal 1 damage when unarmed)
Ranged: 0
Defense: 0
Magic: 0
Inventory: Backpack (can only hold 7 items) - 1 large turkey beastman thigh bones take up the first 2 slots. Can be burned as a ration for rest or leveraged to fight with as a club. Deals 2 damage when used as club.
Beast Yen: 0
Mana: 2/2

Diego Argento
Location: 2. Collapsed Statue | Mention: Novama

Action: Loot the Crazy Turkey corpse

"It seems the boss croaked... Thankfully her respawn idea is real cause I didn't feel the slave mark weakening or anything... Let's just loot the bodies and wait for her here."
Diego said before approaching the dead Crazy Turkey and stripping it of its meat to gain a ration as well as keeping watch over Saorsies corpse, using some of the cloth and skin from the Crazy Turkey to nestle Saoirse's corpse inside of it, to transport it if need be waiting for permission from Saorsie herself to loot it, after all she was his boss and a lady, so he didn't want to touch without permission.