Blunz
Two Thousand Club
"Oh, I've been good," Sophia said. She then looked down--at her wheelchair, at her fat stomach--and started laughing. Tears sprang to her eyes, she was laughing so hard. "Sorry, this is completely inappropriate," she said between laughs, barely getting enough air to form the words. "But just look at me: I'm pathetic! I'm fat and crippled. How do you think I've been?"