Fantasy тнє ιиѕтιтυтє σf σℓумρυѕ (OOC)

[Cephalop0ds_]

“Why yes, I am a gym enthusiast.”

Ares is the type of guy that helps new people enter the gym.

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

I dunno, Hestia would probably either try to tell them to shut up or say nothing at all- I mean, they like to talk shit about everyone, even among themselves if they disagree with each other even slightly.

Thanks, now I imagine Hestia like Heather Chandler.

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

Absolutely. Literally THE wingman.

BADUM TSSSSS-

 

[101]

Okay so what if one of the gods surveyed what the gods ‘type’ is romantically tho? XD I would wanna see what gods would say

Ares;
WOMAN? BWAH! I LIKE THE GYM!”

*hestia passes by and waves*

giggles

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

I imagine him like a giant hunk of muscle sitting in a small pink chair having tea with Hestia like "Yes... Maybe add a bit of sugar, I haven't hit my macros yet."

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

Thanks, now I imagine Hestia like Heather Chandler.

You're welcome- actually- she reminds me more of Veronica than Heather.

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

Okay so what if one of the gods surveyed what the gods ‘type’ is romantically tho? XD I would wanna see what gods would say

Ares;
WOMAN? BWAH! I LIKE THE GYM!”

*hestia passes by and waves*

giggles

When Hestia gets interviewed, Ares'll just be in the background taking notes

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

True, fair point.

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

When Hestia gets interviewed, Ares'll just be in the background taking notes

"WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!"

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

"WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!"

POV: Ares is spongebob and Hermes is Patrick

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

By the way, 101, I posted the RP thread a while ago, if you wanna hop on in, we already started.

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

Played around with the incorrect quote generator, found this masterpiece.
Ares: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Hestia: > language
Hekate: Yeah watch your fucking language
Hermes: OKAY WHO TAUGHT HEKATE THE FUCK WORD?
Σταφύλι: 'The fuck word'.
Aulos: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Hekate: Oh my god they censored it
Σταφύλι: Say fuck, Aulos.
Hekate: Do it, Aulos. Say fuck.

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

Bro's getting peer pressured by the squad.

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

He refuses to swear or else he'll have to add money to the olympian swear jar.

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

Meanwhile Kate has filled half the jar by herself
And it isn't even the end of the first semester

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

She holds up the economy of Olympus simply by swearing.

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

Very much so. No more fundraisers after the swear jar, they'll be able to pay for everything

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

Athena:

Athena: I'm not even mad, I'm impressed.

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

y e s

Aulos trying to teach Hekate not to swear-

 

[101]

When Hestia gets interviewed, Ares'll just be in the background taking notes

Absolutely

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

Lmao
Meanwhile Hermes sneaks up on him like 'whatchu doin bro?'

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

y e s

Aulos trying to teach Hekate not to swear-

"Every time you try to swear, I'll headbutt you."

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

Plot twist: Kate grabs him by the horns and yeets him

 

[101]

Oh wow really gotta write something good!

 

[101]

Lmao
Meanwhile Hermes sneaks up on him like 'whatchu doin bro?'

He’ll probably scream getting her to notice and run away towards the gym XD

He’s like


Shit shit shit did she notice me?!?! God damn it Hermes!!!! ME NOT LIKE THIS MUST LIFT