Junko Natsumizaka
Just a demonic overlord studying Earth firsthand.
"If it's an interesting letter, then Celeste will read it to me in her excitement." Dante replied boredly, taking the letter from him a bit harsher than he should've, before walking away.
"This brave policeman died from bleeding out due to the loss of both hands in a work-related accident at eleven o'clock this morning. If it wasn't for his comrades' mysterious inability to get him to a hospital in time, perhaps he would've been able to get artificial limbs." she joked. "His last request to his best friend in the field was to feed him the rest of his donut, which he could no longer enjoy due to the injuries."
"Damn it!" Nova fumed, turning off the television set. If only I could make suggestions for wishes...but once the grantee says that they're done there is nothing that I can do.
"Good morning, Rose." Athena smiled, putting her arm around Rosaleya's shoulders since they were in a busy hallway. "Stephan would like to see you outside, at our usual dining spot. I'm eating somewhere else this morning since I'm in the mood to bother everyone else at the Slytherin table." she jested.
"Athena said that you wanted to see me." Rosaleya said, finding Stephan punching a tree with an anxious expression. "Are you alright?"
"Yes." Stephan smiled innocently, turning to face her while secretly wringing his hands behind his back. "You see, there's something that I've been wanting to tell you for a long, long time..." he was tempted to look away, but he knew that he had to keep his gaze direct. "If you truly love Miss Fairbrook for who she is then it means you accept everything about her and her flaws." He remembered Elias's words. He couldn't back down now, especially not when there was another person after Rosaleya...and an eloquent one, at that.
"-Oh no, he's finally going to do it." Jade exclaimed at the top of his lungs. "Ladies and gentlemen, it seems that Nova's young apprentice isn't the one who has captured Lady Rose's heart! If he was, then he would've confessed this at night during dinner, and not in broad daylight! Even so, it comes as a relief to the princess, as she never felt anything more than friendship toward the young apprentice to begin with!"
"...I'm in love with you. I've been trying for a while, to find the perfect words to say it, but I can't, no matter how much I want to. So I was advised to just tell you what I'm feeling, instead of trying to make it sound perfect." I hope this works, Athena. "Do you remember, one time a long time ago in Knockturn Alley, when there was a group of delinquents with a baseball bat and a bunch of cats and-"
Two minutes later
"Yes, I do remember that day. I still have the baseball bat in my room; I was going to use it the first time that Kagetane Hiruko came to bother me." Rosaleya said. "I don't recognize you from back then though; your hair was different, and you were much younger..." And your clothing was all torn...
Five minutes later
"...and so all this time, I was thinking of you. When you first came to Hell and you were cleaning Nova's house, I was so confused by your happiness at having to do something so boring...actually, I was confused as to why you were always so happy, no matter what you were doing. At first I was annoyed because it was something I didn't understand, but later I realized that it only proved that you were still the brightest thing in my life. When you were shopping in Hell, I...
One minute later
"...so yes, I do love you, more than anything." he held her hands in both of his. "I just hope that you love me back." he looked at her with wide, hopeful eyes. "I want to marry you and live happily-ever-after."
Jade was leaning up against a tree five feet away. "At times like these, I can't help picturing him like a puppy again. His ears would be pointed upwards, and his tail would be wagging. His story is so sweet, it almost makes me want to tell him that everything is okay and that you return his love. But I can't do that, because it's not true."
Rosaleya embraced Stephan, and he was confused as to what she would say next. How do I tell him? I don't want to hurt his feelings. But if I play along and humor him then I'll be hurting my own feelings...and I can't take any more of that after growing up with Leigh. I don't want to get him angry either, but...he deserves the truth. Of course, he's going to be angry, or maybe he will get his feelings hurt, or both...but...it has to be done.
What will she say? What if this is unrequited love?! What if the other guy already confessed?! Stephan thought worriedly. "If you are meant to be, then you will be together." he heard Elias's words to him in his ears again. Yeah right. Generic advice is all I can think of right now. That guy didn't help at all.
"I love you as well," Rosaleya put her hands on either one of his shoulders, holding him at arm's length with a very direct gaze. "but as the closest friend I can imagine. Just as close as Nova." she smiled sweetly. "I don't want to stop being friends with you. But I know that it wouldn't be right to humor you." I'm so sorry for friend-zoning you.
"However, just because you love her and are willing to accept everything about her, it does not mean that she will return your feelings. On the other hand I do not discourage you to confess to her." Stephan's eyes grew wider, if possible, in shock. "Why not? Do you love someone else?" he asked. It cost him a great effort to keep his voice calm, and yet his despair showed in his eyes. "However, keep this in mind, that whatever her answer is, if she declines you, you should accept that. Accepting a no from her, is the greatest thing you can do as a man. It means that you respect and accept her for whatever choices she makes. When you show her your acceptance and respect as a man, she might perhaps change her mind about you later and come back to you." It's okay...She'll realize how terrible he is, and when she does, I'll give her some time to recover, as I help her with whatever she needs. Then, she will realize that, all along, I genuinely loved her. So, it's okay if he confesses and wins her love first.
"I'm not sure, yet." Rosaleya replied honestly.
It was the love-letter prince! Stephan thought angrily. It's okay, it's okay...I just have to play it cool and everything will be fine. Don't get angry. "That's okay." Stephan smiled. I'll become an eccedentesiast, just for her. "Like you said; we should stay friends. Don't worry about it."
He's a terrible liar...but at least this is better than what I imagined his reaction to be. "Thank you, Stephan."
Like Mr. Headmaster said...she'll come back to me if I act like a man. It's alright. "Bye!" he ran away before his act fell apart. That was so hard! What if she doesn't come back?! What if the love-letter prince steals her forever? I should be happy, if she is happy, even if it isn't with me...but... tears somehow formed in his eyes, despite his efforts.
"I'll be right back." Jade jumped away, returning a few moments later. "He's crying his eyes out." he reported.
Rosaleya sighed, glaring at the sky one last time before going inside. "I've got some free time this morning...I'll go read something." To get my mind off of this.
When no one was looking, Soren had jumped up into one of the larger trees in the grounds and placed a cushioning spell on the branches, intending to relax during his free time and enjoy a light novel that he had purchased in Japan on his last trip there. He was wearing a popular demonic invention at the moment; earphones that were wireless, weightless, invisible, and didn't fall out. They played any sort of music that the user desired, by pressing a button on the accompanying ring that was sold with each set and thinking of the music.
"Ah, hardest day ever!" Rosaleya sighed, turning to Jade.
"But now the wait is over." Jade smiled happily.
Rosaleya took a deep breath, then left the common room with a calm countenance. Jade, in sharp contrast, was skipping happily, humming a jolly tune.
"Hello." he sang to Soren. "You're so handsome!" he exclaimed in surprise when Soren turned around, swooning over-dramatically.
Soren's eyes fell on Rosaleya's ring, confirming that it was her. You're beautiful. Soren was visibly surprised, not having expected the letters to reach such a lovely princess.
You're handsome. Rosaleya thought, although she showed no visible signs of her surprise.
For a full minute, all they could do was stare at one another, unsure of what to say.
"Stop wasting time already!" Jade said impatiently. "Be blunt about it; you don't want to waste any time with an idiot, so you're basically here to interview him! Come on, start with 'what is your name', and then go into the things that you're most worried about."
"What is your name?" both Rosaleya and Soren asked at the same time.
Jade groaned. "Seriously?"
Soren laughed quietly. "My name is Soren McCunnen."
"My name is Rosaleya Macabre Fairbrook."
After a short pause, they both said "It's nice to meet you." at the same time.
This time, Rosaleya laughed quietly. "You have a nice name."
"So do you. I especially love the middle part."
Jade flicked her on her ear in his impatience. "Right. So..." she sighed "I don't want to fall in love with an idiot." she said bluntly.
"Neither do I." Soren agreed reasonably, smiling.
"So I want to ask you some questions, and-" as she talked Jade handed her two vials of demonic truth serum "-you will ask me questions as well. We won't lie to each other, because I'm tired of this world's bull_. If you expect me to be all 'princess-ey' with you, all polite and _, then you can forget it because I've already had enough of that with my Dad. Cheers." she handed him a vial, and drank hers in one go. "You go first. Ask me anything you want, and don't worry about embarrassing me. We'll take turns." Screw it if he can't talk honestly and wants a doll for a princess. I'm going to be honest with him and say whatever's on my mind. Just like Jade said, my first questions are going to be about the things that bother me the most. During her whole interaction with him, her calm persona hadn't faltered. And just because he's so handsome doesn't mean that he can't be a total _ _ on the inside, just like Touga Kiryuu.
"You're amazing." Soren smiled again before drinking his truth serum. Thankfully, she doesn't seem like a doll.
Jade whistled at Soren's handsome-ness.
"I'm so tired of shallow people that do whatever I say just because I'm attractive or rich. So, my first question is: have you ever noticed me before? Is that why you came here tonight?" He hadn't been boasting; he had tired eyes when he spoke those lines, as if he was tired of the same types of girls trying to date him for that one reason.
"No." Rosaleya replied after Jade whispered in her ear "I've only noticed you once. You were that handsome pianist at the demonic piano lounge. It was hard for me to stop looking at you. Other than that, I've never noticed you before."
"I'm in Ravenclaw, year six, so it makes sense."
"My question: are you going to try to _ me before we're married?" she looked at him with crossed arms and an expectant gaze.
"Wonderful, Rose! No beating around the bush!" Jade cheered. "Next, ask him if he will cheat on you."
"That's ridiculous." Soren replied firmly with a serious countenance. "My mother raised me with common sense. When two people start dating, they shouldn't do anything like that no matter how much they want to. After marriage, and at the right moment [not necessarily on their wedding night or honeymoon], then it should happen if they both want it to."
"Perfect." Rosaleya agreed. "Your turn."
"Are you the type of girl who acts insulted if I don't get you the right present, or accidentally forget to get you a present, for a holiday?"
"Never. My Dad was like that, and I want to be his polar opposite. I don't care if you say 'I love you, and that is my gift to you' on each one of my birthdays, on every Christmas, and on every other holiday. He made every holiday a chore, stressing about getting him the perfect gift and stuff, and reminding me about all of the work he did to get me a present in return. You're not being lazy if you don't get me one; I actually dislike gifts because I feel like the person giving them is either trying to get something from me or trying to make themselves feel better. That's why my Dad gives me gifts and I kind of have a weird feeling about gifts because of that."
Soren sighed in relief. "Don't worry. I will surprise you from time to time, if I meet your requirements, and vice-versa, that is-" he gestured to the air between them, indicating their interview "-but I won't get you any presents, I promise."
"Yeah, take me someplace fun, and spend time with me and tell me that you love me. I'll buy my own things, and so will you. And on special occasions, I'll do the same things for you. Adults are so stupid sometimes." she thought about Leigh again "Next question: I value monogamy and fidelity-" just as much as Celeste "-so I need my 'prince' to feel that anything else is unacceptable. How do you feel about those things?"
"They are the foundations of a good relationship." Soren replied, gesturing as if the answer was obvious. "If you don't have trust in a one-on-one relationship, what else is there, right? Adults can be so stupid sometimes." he laughed at their foolishness, agreeing with Rosaleya's comment by repeating it.
"Yeah." Rosaleya laughed as well.
"My turn: you've mentioned your father a few times already. Can you tell me what he's like?"
"Here we go..." Jade laughed. "...you just opened Pandora's Box."
Ten minutes later
"So no, I don't think that I should feel bad about hating him. I know that I probably sound spoilt, after all of the things that he's given me, and after he raised me and all of that." she looked away for a moment. "But for all of the bad things that he does, I can't help but want to never see him again." she faced him again "My question: what are your parents like?"
"I have the quintessential mother..."
Ten minutes later
"...and she wanted to kill my father. They dated for five years, and had _ on their honeymoon. After they had been married for three years, she thought that he was cheating on her and was going to leave her for another woman, and my mother went into Yandere mode. She's a demon, and they were human Muggles, so it wasn't illegal for her to kill them. But it turned out that it was all a misunderstanding." he laughed. "They're both alive and well, as perfect as ever. My question: are you an Otaku?"
Jade laughed, at his question, and his story, finding them both amusing.
"Yes, I am." Rosaleya replied, smiling for the first time in the conversation. She was starting to feel like perhaps she wasn't speaking to an idiot.
Thirty minutes later
"My next question: is that your real hair colour?" Rosaleya asked.
"No; I have dark golden hair and eyes like my mother, but I use colour shampoo like my sister."
"Your sister?"
"Oh...she hasn't mentioned me, yet?" clueless to the reason, he seemed a bit hurt by this.
"My question, who is your sister?" Jade asked eagerly. "Tell me!"
Rosaleya asked Jade's question calmly.
"Athena McCunnen."
"WHAT?!" Jade exclaimed. "No way! But wait, weren't you at the sorting ceremony? You should've heard them call her name, or at least seen her being sorted to know-"
"Weren't you at the sorting ceremony?"
"Yes, but I was a bit bored, so I was wearing these." he pulled his demonic earphones from his pocket.
"What are those?"
I thought for sure that she would at least know what they were, if she didn't already own a pair. He explained what they were.
"Oh, cool. Like Kagetane Hiruko." Rosaleya nodded. So he wasn't paying attention to the names or the people being sorted. I guess from his point of view it must've been pretty boring. I'll ask Athena about her alias later...why didn't she use her real name? Why hasn't she said anything about her family, yet? Is there something wrong with them?
"Kage-nevermind. It's your turn to ask a question."
"Are you real?"
"What do you mean?" Does she think that I'm one of mom's illusions or something?
"Are you someone's extension or something, or are you an illusion? You seem a bit too good to be true, getting all of the questions right and looking so handsome, and being so eloquent, and being able to play the piano. I feel like I'm being tricked or something."
"I want to say the same things about you."
Silence for ten seconds.
"Over the winter break, I would love to have you over my house so that you can meet my mother. We have the best Christmas and New Year's parties, and I'm sure that it would be better than spending time with your father, right?" Soren smiled. "Athena lives alone, but we all live in the same demonic area. She visits during holidays, so she'll be there for Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, and New Years as well. I really want you to see what it feels like to spend time with a happy family for once. Of course, if you don't want to, then don't worry about it." he ruffled her hair. "Oh-" he pulled his hand away quickly "-I'm sorry! I didn't mean to make you cry!"
"It's nothing that you did." Rosaleya dabbed her tears with her left sleeve, taking a deep breath. "My Dad won't let me visit with you; he made it very clear that he wants to spend winter break with me no matter what. Initially, I had planned to stay at Hogwarts during the break, but he told me to abandon my plans or else." He gets really lonely when there isn't a daughter for him to boss around or a _ for him to stick his _ in at night. "But what made me cry was the idea of spending the holidays with a family like that, in sharp contrast to what my winter holiday is actually going to be like. You make it sound so picturesque, like I've always wanted it to be. I've always wanted a mother who actually cared about me and a father who didn't try to force everything on me. I would love to visit with you." she moved to dab her tears again, but Jade handed her a tissue to use instead.
Soren embraced Rosaleya. "Listen; my mother might be able to convince him to let you visit with us. She's so beautiful; maybe she'll be able to negotiate with him if he's the type of person that I think he is, based on your description. Don't worry about getting disappointed; I think that it's very realistic that you'll be able to visit with us." Such an idiot; of course he'll agree. He obviously does all of his thinking with his _. That's why mother volunteered to use her illusions on him. Rosaleya will love it at our house. She needs a family more than anything else; I'm so lucky to have such a perfect one, but in sharp contrast, she was very unlucky.
Jade pulled Soren away from Rosaleya harshly.
Why did you do that? Rosaleya looked at him.
Right...while I'm tired of dealing with idiot girls, she's in emotional pain from dealing with idiot boys. Soren thought.
"Because you don't know him, yet, remember?" Jade said pointedly, sticking his tongue out at Soren. "We can't let our guard down, yet."
Right. Even if we used demonic truth serum...everything about him seems too good to be true. Rosaleya thought.
"It's alright; asking you to trust me right away is asking the impossible from you. I wouldn't want to do that. For now, can we have breakfast tomorrow together?" he asked.
"Yeah." Rosaleya nodded, turning to walk away. There's no way that he, or his mother, or even father, can convince Leigh to change his mind...I can't get my hopes up. But I'll admit that even if I'm being tricked...I want to see a bit more of Soren before the trick ends.
"Hey, I have one more question for you." Soren said. "If you had to identify yourself as a 'dere' type, what type would you be?"
"Dorodere, probably." Jade suggested as if it were obvious.
"Dorodere." Rosaleya replied, giving him a sideways glance instead of turning around completely.
"Wow, I never would've guessed." he smiled. "Sweet dreams."
"You, too...for now." Rosaleya said. "But the moment you do something stupid, don't think that I won't start fantasizing about gouging your eyes out with a rusty fork and feeding them to you."
She's definitely not a doll...Soren thought happily, gazing up at the stars with a contented, relieved expression. ...and she's not dating me for my money or my looks...finally, a person who just wants someone for who they are without any superficial motives.
Luna stood straight, addressing all of the students in her Cooking with Magic class in her usual serious tone. "Today we will move on from the simple meals to something a bit more difficult." Lily has been doing terribly, but I can't let her hold the rest of the class back. I'm secretly wondering if she's doing this on purpose for some reason that I cannot understand. The instructions are so precise, and the meals are so simple...I feel like even a child could understand them. "You will be making mashed potatoes, boiled corn, and baked chicken breasts. Many people have difficulty baking chicken, so as you can see on your instruction sheets, I've given you very precise instructions on the temperature and timing, and we will be wrapping it in foil with a few other vegetables so that it doesn't dry out or come out bland." There's no way that she could burn the chicken or dry it out with such detailed instructions, could she? She picked up her instructions for the students and glanced over them "The corn is easy to clean and boil for precisely forty-five minutes. The potatoes simply need to be peeled, chopped, boiled until soft, then mashed with one cup of milk and five grams of butter, with a pinch of salt and pepper. The gravy is a bit more complicated, so we will work on that during another lesson." she looked at the class once more. "You may begin." On Lily's instructions, I reminded her to add the salt a little at a time, at half-teaspoon increments at most, so that she doesn't oversalt it, and not to forget to put an 'alarm' spell on the chicken so that she doesn't neglect and burn it or dry it out. And most importantly, I reminded her to taste one of the potatoes before straining them, so that she doesn't make half-cooked mashed potatoes, and I advised her on improving her peeling spell. What can she do wrong?
"This brave policeman died from bleeding out due to the loss of both hands in a work-related accident at eleven o'clock this morning. If it wasn't for his comrades' mysterious inability to get him to a hospital in time, perhaps he would've been able to get artificial limbs." she joked. "His last request to his best friend in the field was to feed him the rest of his donut, which he could no longer enjoy due to the injuries."
"Damn it!" Nova fumed, turning off the television set. If only I could make suggestions for wishes...but once the grantee says that they're done there is nothing that I can do.
"Good morning, Rose." Athena smiled, putting her arm around Rosaleya's shoulders since they were in a busy hallway. "Stephan would like to see you outside, at our usual dining spot. I'm eating somewhere else this morning since I'm in the mood to bother everyone else at the Slytherin table." she jested.
"Athena said that you wanted to see me." Rosaleya said, finding Stephan punching a tree with an anxious expression. "Are you alright?"
"Yes." Stephan smiled innocently, turning to face her while secretly wringing his hands behind his back. "You see, there's something that I've been wanting to tell you for a long, long time..." he was tempted to look away, but he knew that he had to keep his gaze direct. "If you truly love Miss Fairbrook for who she is then it means you accept everything about her and her flaws." He remembered Elias's words. He couldn't back down now, especially not when there was another person after Rosaleya...and an eloquent one, at that.
"-Oh no, he's finally going to do it." Jade exclaimed at the top of his lungs. "Ladies and gentlemen, it seems that Nova's young apprentice isn't the one who has captured Lady Rose's heart! If he was, then he would've confessed this at night during dinner, and not in broad daylight! Even so, it comes as a relief to the princess, as she never felt anything more than friendship toward the young apprentice to begin with!"
"...I'm in love with you. I've been trying for a while, to find the perfect words to say it, but I can't, no matter how much I want to. So I was advised to just tell you what I'm feeling, instead of trying to make it sound perfect." I hope this works, Athena. "Do you remember, one time a long time ago in Knockturn Alley, when there was a group of delinquents with a baseball bat and a bunch of cats and-"
Two minutes later
"Yes, I do remember that day. I still have the baseball bat in my room; I was going to use it the first time that Kagetane Hiruko came to bother me." Rosaleya said. "I don't recognize you from back then though; your hair was different, and you were much younger..." And your clothing was all torn...
Five minutes later
"...and so all this time, I was thinking of you. When you first came to Hell and you were cleaning Nova's house, I was so confused by your happiness at having to do something so boring...actually, I was confused as to why you were always so happy, no matter what you were doing. At first I was annoyed because it was something I didn't understand, but later I realized that it only proved that you were still the brightest thing in my life. When you were shopping in Hell, I...
One minute later
"...so yes, I do love you, more than anything." he held her hands in both of his. "I just hope that you love me back." he looked at her with wide, hopeful eyes. "I want to marry you and live happily-ever-after."
Jade was leaning up against a tree five feet away. "At times like these, I can't help picturing him like a puppy again. His ears would be pointed upwards, and his tail would be wagging. His story is so sweet, it almost makes me want to tell him that everything is okay and that you return his love. But I can't do that, because it's not true."
Rosaleya embraced Stephan, and he was confused as to what she would say next. How do I tell him? I don't want to hurt his feelings. But if I play along and humor him then I'll be hurting my own feelings...and I can't take any more of that after growing up with Leigh. I don't want to get him angry either, but...he deserves the truth. Of course, he's going to be angry, or maybe he will get his feelings hurt, or both...but...it has to be done.
What will she say? What if this is unrequited love?! What if the other guy already confessed?! Stephan thought worriedly. "If you are meant to be, then you will be together." he heard Elias's words to him in his ears again. Yeah right. Generic advice is all I can think of right now. That guy didn't help at all.
"I love you as well," Rosaleya put her hands on either one of his shoulders, holding him at arm's length with a very direct gaze. "but as the closest friend I can imagine. Just as close as Nova." she smiled sweetly. "I don't want to stop being friends with you. But I know that it wouldn't be right to humor you." I'm so sorry for friend-zoning you.
"However, just because you love her and are willing to accept everything about her, it does not mean that she will return your feelings. On the other hand I do not discourage you to confess to her." Stephan's eyes grew wider, if possible, in shock. "Why not? Do you love someone else?" he asked. It cost him a great effort to keep his voice calm, and yet his despair showed in his eyes. "However, keep this in mind, that whatever her answer is, if she declines you, you should accept that. Accepting a no from her, is the greatest thing you can do as a man. It means that you respect and accept her for whatever choices she makes. When you show her your acceptance and respect as a man, she might perhaps change her mind about you later and come back to you." It's okay...She'll realize how terrible he is, and when she does, I'll give her some time to recover, as I help her with whatever she needs. Then, she will realize that, all along, I genuinely loved her. So, it's okay if he confesses and wins her love first.
"I'm not sure, yet." Rosaleya replied honestly.
It was the love-letter prince! Stephan thought angrily. It's okay, it's okay...I just have to play it cool and everything will be fine. Don't get angry. "That's okay." Stephan smiled. I'll become an eccedentesiast, just for her. "Like you said; we should stay friends. Don't worry about it."
He's a terrible liar...but at least this is better than what I imagined his reaction to be. "Thank you, Stephan."
Like Mr. Headmaster said...she'll come back to me if I act like a man. It's alright. "Bye!" he ran away before his act fell apart. That was so hard! What if she doesn't come back?! What if the love-letter prince steals her forever? I should be happy, if she is happy, even if it isn't with me...but... tears somehow formed in his eyes, despite his efforts.
"I'll be right back." Jade jumped away, returning a few moments later. "He's crying his eyes out." he reported.
Rosaleya sighed, glaring at the sky one last time before going inside. "I've got some free time this morning...I'll go read something." To get my mind off of this.
When no one was looking, Soren had jumped up into one of the larger trees in the grounds and placed a cushioning spell on the branches, intending to relax during his free time and enjoy a light novel that he had purchased in Japan on his last trip there. He was wearing a popular demonic invention at the moment; earphones that were wireless, weightless, invisible, and didn't fall out. They played any sort of music that the user desired, by pressing a button on the accompanying ring that was sold with each set and thinking of the music.
"Ah, hardest day ever!" Rosaleya sighed, turning to Jade.
"But now the wait is over." Jade smiled happily.
Rosaleya took a deep breath, then left the common room with a calm countenance. Jade, in sharp contrast, was skipping happily, humming a jolly tune.
"Hello." he sang to Soren. "You're so handsome!" he exclaimed in surprise when Soren turned around, swooning over-dramatically.
Soren's eyes fell on Rosaleya's ring, confirming that it was her. You're beautiful. Soren was visibly surprised, not having expected the letters to reach such a lovely princess.
You're handsome. Rosaleya thought, although she showed no visible signs of her surprise.
For a full minute, all they could do was stare at one another, unsure of what to say.
"Stop wasting time already!" Jade said impatiently. "Be blunt about it; you don't want to waste any time with an idiot, so you're basically here to interview him! Come on, start with 'what is your name', and then go into the things that you're most worried about."
"What is your name?" both Rosaleya and Soren asked at the same time.
Jade groaned. "Seriously?"
Soren laughed quietly. "My name is Soren McCunnen."
"My name is Rosaleya Macabre Fairbrook."
After a short pause, they both said "It's nice to meet you." at the same time.
This time, Rosaleya laughed quietly. "You have a nice name."
"So do you. I especially love the middle part."
Jade flicked her on her ear in his impatience. "Right. So..." she sighed "I don't want to fall in love with an idiot." she said bluntly.
"Neither do I." Soren agreed reasonably, smiling.
"So I want to ask you some questions, and-" as she talked Jade handed her two vials of demonic truth serum "-you will ask me questions as well. We won't lie to each other, because I'm tired of this world's bull_. If you expect me to be all 'princess-ey' with you, all polite and _, then you can forget it because I've already had enough of that with my Dad. Cheers." she handed him a vial, and drank hers in one go. "You go first. Ask me anything you want, and don't worry about embarrassing me. We'll take turns." Screw it if he can't talk honestly and wants a doll for a princess. I'm going to be honest with him and say whatever's on my mind. Just like Jade said, my first questions are going to be about the things that bother me the most. During her whole interaction with him, her calm persona hadn't faltered. And just because he's so handsome doesn't mean that he can't be a total _ _ on the inside, just like Touga Kiryuu.
"You're amazing." Soren smiled again before drinking his truth serum. Thankfully, she doesn't seem like a doll.
Jade whistled at Soren's handsome-ness.
"I'm so tired of shallow people that do whatever I say just because I'm attractive or rich. So, my first question is: have you ever noticed me before? Is that why you came here tonight?" He hadn't been boasting; he had tired eyes when he spoke those lines, as if he was tired of the same types of girls trying to date him for that one reason.
"No." Rosaleya replied after Jade whispered in her ear "I've only noticed you once. You were that handsome pianist at the demonic piano lounge. It was hard for me to stop looking at you. Other than that, I've never noticed you before."
"I'm in Ravenclaw, year six, so it makes sense."
"My question: are you going to try to _ me before we're married?" she looked at him with crossed arms and an expectant gaze.
"Wonderful, Rose! No beating around the bush!" Jade cheered. "Next, ask him if he will cheat on you."
"That's ridiculous." Soren replied firmly with a serious countenance. "My mother raised me with common sense. When two people start dating, they shouldn't do anything like that no matter how much they want to. After marriage, and at the right moment [not necessarily on their wedding night or honeymoon], then it should happen if they both want it to."
"Perfect." Rosaleya agreed. "Your turn."
"Are you the type of girl who acts insulted if I don't get you the right present, or accidentally forget to get you a present, for a holiday?"
"Never. My Dad was like that, and I want to be his polar opposite. I don't care if you say 'I love you, and that is my gift to you' on each one of my birthdays, on every Christmas, and on every other holiday. He made every holiday a chore, stressing about getting him the perfect gift and stuff, and reminding me about all of the work he did to get me a present in return. You're not being lazy if you don't get me one; I actually dislike gifts because I feel like the person giving them is either trying to get something from me or trying to make themselves feel better. That's why my Dad gives me gifts and I kind of have a weird feeling about gifts because of that."
Soren sighed in relief. "Don't worry. I will surprise you from time to time, if I meet your requirements, and vice-versa, that is-" he gestured to the air between them, indicating their interview "-but I won't get you any presents, I promise."
"Yeah, take me someplace fun, and spend time with me and tell me that you love me. I'll buy my own things, and so will you. And on special occasions, I'll do the same things for you. Adults are so stupid sometimes." she thought about Leigh again "Next question: I value monogamy and fidelity-" just as much as Celeste "-so I need my 'prince' to feel that anything else is unacceptable. How do you feel about those things?"
"They are the foundations of a good relationship." Soren replied, gesturing as if the answer was obvious. "If you don't have trust in a one-on-one relationship, what else is there, right? Adults can be so stupid sometimes." he laughed at their foolishness, agreeing with Rosaleya's comment by repeating it.
"Yeah." Rosaleya laughed as well.
"My turn: you've mentioned your father a few times already. Can you tell me what he's like?"
"Here we go..." Jade laughed. "...you just opened Pandora's Box."
Ten minutes later
"So no, I don't think that I should feel bad about hating him. I know that I probably sound spoilt, after all of the things that he's given me, and after he raised me and all of that." she looked away for a moment. "But for all of the bad things that he does, I can't help but want to never see him again." she faced him again "My question: what are your parents like?"
"I have the quintessential mother..."
Ten minutes later
"...and she wanted to kill my father. They dated for five years, and had _ on their honeymoon. After they had been married for three years, she thought that he was cheating on her and was going to leave her for another woman, and my mother went into Yandere mode. She's a demon, and they were human Muggles, so it wasn't illegal for her to kill them. But it turned out that it was all a misunderstanding." he laughed. "They're both alive and well, as perfect as ever. My question: are you an Otaku?"
Jade laughed, at his question, and his story, finding them both amusing.
"Yes, I am." Rosaleya replied, smiling for the first time in the conversation. She was starting to feel like perhaps she wasn't speaking to an idiot.
Thirty minutes later
"My next question: is that your real hair colour?" Rosaleya asked.
"No; I have dark golden hair and eyes like my mother, but I use colour shampoo like my sister."
"Your sister?"
"Oh...she hasn't mentioned me, yet?" clueless to the reason, he seemed a bit hurt by this.
"My question, who is your sister?" Jade asked eagerly. "Tell me!"
Rosaleya asked Jade's question calmly.
"Athena McCunnen."
"WHAT?!" Jade exclaimed. "No way! But wait, weren't you at the sorting ceremony? You should've heard them call her name, or at least seen her being sorted to know-"
"Weren't you at the sorting ceremony?"
"Yes, but I was a bit bored, so I was wearing these." he pulled his demonic earphones from his pocket.
"What are those?"
I thought for sure that she would at least know what they were, if she didn't already own a pair. He explained what they were.
"Oh, cool. Like Kagetane Hiruko." Rosaleya nodded. So he wasn't paying attention to the names or the people being sorted. I guess from his point of view it must've been pretty boring. I'll ask Athena about her alias later...why didn't she use her real name? Why hasn't she said anything about her family, yet? Is there something wrong with them?
"Kage-nevermind. It's your turn to ask a question."
"Are you real?"
"What do you mean?" Does she think that I'm one of mom's illusions or something?
"Are you someone's extension or something, or are you an illusion? You seem a bit too good to be true, getting all of the questions right and looking so handsome, and being so eloquent, and being able to play the piano. I feel like I'm being tricked or something."
"I want to say the same things about you."
Silence for ten seconds.
"Over the winter break, I would love to have you over my house so that you can meet my mother. We have the best Christmas and New Year's parties, and I'm sure that it would be better than spending time with your father, right?" Soren smiled. "Athena lives alone, but we all live in the same demonic area. She visits during holidays, so she'll be there for Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, and New Years as well. I really want you to see what it feels like to spend time with a happy family for once. Of course, if you don't want to, then don't worry about it." he ruffled her hair. "Oh-" he pulled his hand away quickly "-I'm sorry! I didn't mean to make you cry!"
"It's nothing that you did." Rosaleya dabbed her tears with her left sleeve, taking a deep breath. "My Dad won't let me visit with you; he made it very clear that he wants to spend winter break with me no matter what. Initially, I had planned to stay at Hogwarts during the break, but he told me to abandon my plans or else." He gets really lonely when there isn't a daughter for him to boss around or a _ for him to stick his _ in at night. "But what made me cry was the idea of spending the holidays with a family like that, in sharp contrast to what my winter holiday is actually going to be like. You make it sound so picturesque, like I've always wanted it to be. I've always wanted a mother who actually cared about me and a father who didn't try to force everything on me. I would love to visit with you." she moved to dab her tears again, but Jade handed her a tissue to use instead.
Soren embraced Rosaleya. "Listen; my mother might be able to convince him to let you visit with us. She's so beautiful; maybe she'll be able to negotiate with him if he's the type of person that I think he is, based on your description. Don't worry about getting disappointed; I think that it's very realistic that you'll be able to visit with us." Such an idiot; of course he'll agree. He obviously does all of his thinking with his _. That's why mother volunteered to use her illusions on him. Rosaleya will love it at our house. She needs a family more than anything else; I'm so lucky to have such a perfect one, but in sharp contrast, she was very unlucky.
Jade pulled Soren away from Rosaleya harshly.
Why did you do that? Rosaleya looked at him.
Right...while I'm tired of dealing with idiot girls, she's in emotional pain from dealing with idiot boys. Soren thought.
"Because you don't know him, yet, remember?" Jade said pointedly, sticking his tongue out at Soren. "We can't let our guard down, yet."
Right. Even if we used demonic truth serum...everything about him seems too good to be true. Rosaleya thought.
"It's alright; asking you to trust me right away is asking the impossible from you. I wouldn't want to do that. For now, can we have breakfast tomorrow together?" he asked.
"Yeah." Rosaleya nodded, turning to walk away. There's no way that he, or his mother, or even father, can convince Leigh to change his mind...I can't get my hopes up. But I'll admit that even if I'm being tricked...I want to see a bit more of Soren before the trick ends.
"Hey, I have one more question for you." Soren said. "If you had to identify yourself as a 'dere' type, what type would you be?"
"Dorodere, probably." Jade suggested as if it were obvious.
"Dorodere." Rosaleya replied, giving him a sideways glance instead of turning around completely.
"Wow, I never would've guessed." he smiled. "Sweet dreams."
"You, too...for now." Rosaleya said. "But the moment you do something stupid, don't think that I won't start fantasizing about gouging your eyes out with a rusty fork and feeding them to you."
She's definitely not a doll...Soren thought happily, gazing up at the stars with a contented, relieved expression. ...and she's not dating me for my money or my looks...finally, a person who just wants someone for who they are without any superficial motives.
Luna stood straight, addressing all of the students in her Cooking with Magic class in her usual serious tone. "Today we will move on from the simple meals to something a bit more difficult." Lily has been doing terribly, but I can't let her hold the rest of the class back. I'm secretly wondering if she's doing this on purpose for some reason that I cannot understand. The instructions are so precise, and the meals are so simple...I feel like even a child could understand them. "You will be making mashed potatoes, boiled corn, and baked chicken breasts. Many people have difficulty baking chicken, so as you can see on your instruction sheets, I've given you very precise instructions on the temperature and timing, and we will be wrapping it in foil with a few other vegetables so that it doesn't dry out or come out bland." There's no way that she could burn the chicken or dry it out with such detailed instructions, could she? She picked up her instructions for the students and glanced over them "The corn is easy to clean and boil for precisely forty-five minutes. The potatoes simply need to be peeled, chopped, boiled until soft, then mashed with one cup of milk and five grams of butter, with a pinch of salt and pepper. The gravy is a bit more complicated, so we will work on that during another lesson." she looked at the class once more. "You may begin." On Lily's instructions, I reminded her to add the salt a little at a time, at half-teaspoon increments at most, so that she doesn't oversalt it, and not to forget to put an 'alarm' spell on the chicken so that she doesn't neglect and burn it or dry it out. And most importantly, I reminded her to taste one of the potatoes before straining them, so that she doesn't make half-cooked mashed potatoes, and I advised her on improving her peeling spell. What can she do wrong?
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