Peacemaker .45
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I’ll make a 7’4 character after you bump up Archie’s height.*Nervous sweating*
Ich bin entdeckt worden
I mean, ofc not >.>
Evil plan is genius!
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I’ll make a 7’4 character after you bump up Archie’s height.*Nervous sweating*
Ich bin entdeckt worden
I mean, ofc not >.>
I'll bump up Archies to 8'4 then (;I’ll make a 7’4 character after you bump up Archie’s height.
Evil plan is genius!
New character’s height is 69’069I'll bump up Archies to 8'4 then (;
420'69"New character’s height is 69’069
Beat that, muthafucka
Pft! My character’s mass is equivalent to entire universe420'69"
My character embodies the overwhelming nothingness that will consume us allPft! My character’s mass is equivalent to entire universe
Because this new character is the universe and we’re inhabitants of it
Uggggggggggh fine, you win this one.My character embodies the overwhelming nothingness that will consume us all
O sheet, I choose PikachuUggggggggggh fine, you win this one.
The battle is lost but the war has only just begun. Time to call up murderous Jennifer!
Don’t you have some flaccid jokes and bleeding out and dying to do, Archie?O sheet, I choose Pikachu
Archie is gonna go all Action Movie, bleeding from every pour with a broken spine and still able to kick assDon’t you have some flaccid jokes and bleeding out and dying to do, Archie?
More like get his ass eatenArchie is gonna go all Action Movie, bleeding from every pour with a broken spine and still able to kick ass
AYyYyYYYMore like get his ass eaten
NOT THAT WAY PEOPLE HOLY SHIT
THIS IS A ZOMBIE RP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
Well then Jennifer is going to create a capitalist utopia and our groups will clash and get involved in some wars we don’t need to be and I’ll get man to the moon and we’ll have nukes and have a dick measuring contest with them and be on the verge of WWIII but it’s okay because we’ll be a prosperous society. Cold War Part II!AYyYyYYY
Also, get fucked, am gonna survive so hard, and create a lumberjack communist utopia
I’ll tsar bomba you because I’m extra niceGaH
JeNNIfEr I aM NiCe To YoU
Why do u h8 me, Archie is big and cuddly and-and-and soft and niceI’ll tsar bomba you because I’m extra nice
Because it’s Jennifer’s job to h8 him but you make it really hard to h8 him so mehWhy do u h8 me, Archie is big and cuddly and-and-and soft and nice
0u0 Becus Archie is amazingBecause it’s Jennifer’s job to h8 him but you make it really hard to h8 him so meh
okay, fine, I’ll admit he is.0u0 Becus Archie is amazing
Ofc she does, it'll be the best Gulag, anything you need manokay, fine, I’ll admit he is.
Does Jennifer get the nice warm and cuddly gulag with an actual big giant teddy bear though?
Anything, you say...?Ofc she does, it'll be the best Gulag, anything you need man
Yes.Anything, you say...?
Can she have her truck with her guns and drive around screaming “AMERICA” as a bald eagle flies over and screeched like a red tail hawk and she is firing her guns as a dinosaur runs around in the background and then she bombs her Gulag and dies?
Please, PLEASE let this be the storyline!
YES! YES!Yes.
GOOD LUCK!!YES! YES!
Okay, got my college classes, lads. I’ll be MIA until later. Maybe on a bit in between. Got a math test. Wish me luck!
Or Jennifer will find you. And she will kill you.