Fantasy THAT ONE ‘Kingdom’, ya know? (open)

[THICCDRAGON]

“It’s a fucking gorilla, DID I NOT TELL YOU THEY EXISTED, fuck gorillas”

 

[RoseAstasia]

“New mission, kill the gorilla. We shall feast on it’s legendary flesh”, the king raises his scepter

 

[Gabriel117]

knobert suddenly gets serious "fireball!" he points with his staff and the gorilla gets pissed and slams the ground causing the stone to shatter and crack
knobert looks at the gorilla "that's not a fireball"

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Don’t think you have that beast trained” Drekavac laughs

 

[RoseAstasia]

An arrow shoots into the gorilla’s eye out of nowhere

“Wtf was that?”

 

[Gabriel117]

gorilla gets pissed and shoots a fireball in the general direction and shields himself knobert gets excited "there ya go!"

 

[RoseAstasia]

Another arrow hits the gorillas other eye

“Where do those keep coming from?”

 

[RoseAstasia]

A whole bunch of arrows start appearing in the air; shooting everywhere. There didn’t even seem to be a source.

“SHOW YOURSELF FOUL SPECTRE”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

Drekavac shoots a lightning spear in the direction of arrows

 

[RoseAstasia]

A second Knobert appears, “I’m from 20 minutes in the future! The gorilla is a Diiiick”, he vanishes and the arrows stop.

 

[Gabriel117]

Knobert looks at gorilla then looks back up “I call bullshit

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“I don’t know, it seemed like it was true”

 

[RoseAstasia]

Suddenly a picture of the gorilla’s hand appears out of thin air. It is flipping them off.

“Well... that is.. strange...”, the king shrugs

 

[Gabriel117]

“Still call bullshit”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Your bullshit”

 

[Gabriel117]

“That low priced armor is bullshit”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“This is the finest armor anyone can get it’s forged with diamond obsidian and gold, can’t get anything better”

 

[Gabriel117]

“Wanna BET” knobert dais getting excited

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Wanna bet what”

 

[RoseAstasia]

The king examines the armor, “It’s the best that non royals know of”

 

[Gabriel117]

“HA The royals don’t know shit”

 

[RoseAstasia]

“Oh, you have no idea”, the king smiles, “we’ve been hiding things from the commoners for quite some time”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“I’m confused what are you talking about”

 

[Gabriel117]

Knobert looks at the king “and who do you think helped you make that stuff, knobert is no commoner, knobert is a wizard, knobert is the wise”

 

[RoseAstasia]

“Your brother Robert?”, the sing smiles, “He has made some pretty good deals with the lands beyond the kingdoms.”, he coughs, “business deals I mean...”