Fantasy THAT ONE ‘Kingdom’, ya know? (open)

[THICCDRAGON]

“No I just don’t really enjoy being around people like that ... or gorillas” Drekavac pulled out a bottle of rum and took off his helmet and took a drink

 

[RoseAstasia]

“If he didn’t flirt with you, it really shouldn’t be your concern. And why Gorillas?

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Their like big hairy homosexual creatures that can kill you or rape you”

 

[RoseAstasia]

The king just gives him a look like ‘are you kidding me right now?’, “I really doubt that will happen. They are just a myth after all.”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“You don’t know that myth can be real I mean we have dragons that roam the sky, I know one named bob he’s a cool dude me and him use to get drunk all the time, before a dragon slayer killed him then I killed the dragon slayer “

 

[RoseAstasia]

“Yeah, bob was cool...”, the king sighs, “It’s too bad that he burned that village to the ground.”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“That was only partially his fault, I kinda made him laugh so hard he breathed fire”

 

[RoseAstasia]

“I thought I heard that he used a torch?”, the king scratched his chin, “I guess not”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“So what’s my next task”

 

[RoseAstasia]

“I dono. Wanna collect taxes?”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“I don’t feel like being a dick today,
Plus no one know me yet”

 

[RoseAstasia]

“Eh, they probably don’t need the money. Most peasants need it for food. But they all seem to be well fed by the end of the night somehow. I could even describe them as full.”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“That’s odd for peasants, I might have to investigate that”

 

[RoseAstasia]

“Yeah... it is pretty odd now that I think about it... That’s your new mission. Figure out how they keep getting food.”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Yes sir ... so when is it that they seem full”

 

[RoseAstasia]

“I don’t know, but by the time I leave the castle after eating, it seems to happen “

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Huh , so I got a while”

 

[RoseAstasia]

“Actuality, I haven’t eaten yet, I was just giving the guard his lunch. Would you like to join me?”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Sure I’ll join, if there is gonna be a feast”

 

[Gabriel117]

knobert suddenly charges past them on an armored gorilla "FIREBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL!!"

 

[RoseAstasia]

“Ah, Knobert, so you finally decided to leave your cave? Splendid!”

 

[Gabriel117]

knobert turns "INDEED, AND I FOUND A FRIEND!" he pats the gorilla

 

[RoseAstasia]

“So, they are real.”, he pets it’s arm, “I wonder what it tastes like..?”

 

[Gabriel117]

knobert whispers "fireball" and the gorilla spins in circles breathing fire

 

[RoseAstasia]

The king steps back, “fire eh? That’s not in the legends...”, he takes off his crown and blows a little more air into it, “what a strange creature.”, he replaces his crown.