Fantasy THAT ONE ‘Kingdom’, ya know? (open)

[Gabriel117]

“Robert sells fake majik and doesn’t know shit about what wizards can do he thinks I’m psychotic”

 

[RoseAstasia]

“If it’s so fake, how did it resist your fireballs last year?”, the king smiles, “And I know you put effort into it because you shouted the words ‘deadly fireball’ before throwing it.”

 

[Gabriel117]

“I haven’t fought anyone lately it was probably that little bitch of an apprentice that never fucking listened to me and got pissed when I kicked him out

 

[RoseAstasia]

“Could have been”, the king messes with his crown

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“How bout we hunt this bitch down and kill him, in a brutal torturous way”

 

[RoseAstasia]

“You can do that if you so please.”, the king starts to walk, “I’m going to go throw some rocks at the citizens, wanna join?”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Cruel but funny, sure I’ll join” drekavak walks with him

 

[RoseAstasia]

The king walks down the pathway through the main village. He spots a peasant and takes out a small bag

 

[THICCDRAGON]

Drekavak gets excited “I like punishing people who are lesser than me”

 

[RoseAstasia]

The king opens the bag and starts throwing its contents at the peasant, “You’re so poor I bet you love eating rocks!”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“They’re so poor they can’t afford rocks” drekavak laughed