Fantasy THAT ONE ‘Kingdom’, ya know? (open)

[THICCDRAGON]

“I can speak just fine”

 

[Gabriel117]

"well now you do, but what was that before? youre quite strange I must say"

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“I occasionally can’t spear rit”

 

[Gabriel117]

"you cant spear what?"

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“No some times I can’t speak right, some words just don’t come out right”

 

[Gabriel117]

"by the looks of you that's not the only thing that doesn't work right"

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“What the fuck do you mean by that”

 

[Gabriel117]

the wizard takes out a small blue object "take this and youll find out" he said laughing "now go have fun in town"

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“What are you talking about and I’m. It going to take a mysterious object from a creepy old wizard with hearing issues”

 

[Gabriel117]

"I can hear just fine, it was that damn helmet that was the problem"

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“So I’m gonna leave and you just stay here and stay crazy and there was never a beer wall” Drekavac puts on his helmet and leaves to the nearest kingdom

 

[RoseAstasia]

The king was casually walking in the streets talking to a few peasants, “You are so gross, dudes. You should really take a shower sometime.”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

Drekavac walks up to the front gates of the kingdom “so how do I get in if there is no guards at the front” he knocks on the gate “wonder if that will do anything”

 

[RoseAstasia]

A guard pokes his head over the gate, “WASSSSAAAAP”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

Drekavac jumps “what kind of guard greets someone like that”

 

[RoseAstasia]

“A pretty chill one, bro.”, he looks at his nails, “so, what you been up to lately? Not planning a raid, are ya?”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“ I am here to ask the king some questions”

 

[RoseAstasia]

“Alright”, the guard doesn’t look away from his nails as he opens the gate

 

[THICCDRAGON]

Drekavac walks in wondering what is wrong with the guard. He makes his way up to the palace

 

[RoseAstasia]

The king spots him on the street through the village, “Hey, you’re new!”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Hello sir” he bows “I have come here to ask a few questions”

 

[RoseAstasia]

“Alright, what’d you wanna ask?”, he casually leans against his walking stick

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“My first one is what’s wrong with the guard”

 

[RoseAstasia]

“Oh, he’s just a pretty chill dude who doesn’t care. Honestly I expected him to be shot with an arrow more than a month ago.”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“I can tell he’s pretty chill, and anther question is why is there a wizard in a cave out side your castle”