Fantasy THAT ONE ‘Kingdom’, ya know? (open)

[RoseAstasia]

“Oh! The Hermit? He’s lived for generations. I offered him a house, but he won’t leave his ‘mansion’...”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Ok ... last question are you in need of a knight”

 

[RoseAstasia]

“Sure, why not? But quick question. What happened to the Kingdom you worked under? Don’t Knights usually have some sort of loyalty to the royal family they were granted knightship under?”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“I dishonored them “

 

[RoseAstasia]

“How so?” He crossed his legs

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“I was never bad it’s just they kept interrupting me in important times”

 

[RoseAstasia]

“What kind of important times exactly?”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Whenever I’m in the bathroom or whatever I seem important”

 

[RoseAstasia]

“Alright. I Knight thee in the royal name of McFlip.” He pulled out a small pouch, “Your first mission is to bring the watchgaurd this lunch that his husband made for him”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“I’m not sure that’s a good idea” Drekavac stated

 

[RoseAstasia]

“It’s very important.”, he pulled out a small parchment paper, “and make sure you read him this note aloud. There is a small wooden board that he raises up his food with, but it won’t hold a person.”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Ok?” He grabs the lunch and not and goes to the watchtower and walks up to the guard

 

[RoseAstasia]

“Hey, you’re back! Is that a gift from my big frank?”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

Drekavac grits his teeth “Yep sure is, there is also a note that I have to read”

 

[RoseAstasia]

“Ooooh! What’s it say?”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“The note says dear Jackie here is your lunch can’t wait till you get home last night was fun the stuff you did to me left my mind blown hope we can do it again love frank” Drekavac starts to gag

 

[RoseAstasia]

“Awwwww, Bae “, he puts his hands on his face, “you can set it on that board right there, I’ll raise it up!”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

Drekavac nods and puts it in the board “ok I’m going now” he starts to walk away

 

[RoseAstasia]

“THANK UUUU”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Yeah sure” he walks back to the kind “ok I did that Horrid mission now what”

 

[RoseAstasia]

“It wasn’t THAT BAD was it?”, the king smiled

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“Yes it was very bad”

 

[RoseAstasia]

“But he’s so nice and soft. Like a marshmallow. Well.. when he’s paying attention to what’s around him at least.”

 

[THICCDRAGON]

“I don’t like his kind of sexual tastes”

 

[RoseAstasia]

“He didn’t flirt with you, did he?”