The Mad Queen
Memento Mori. Unus Anus
MCU: New York City
The Woman snapped her fingers and conjured a file, handing it to Goku. Inside was an image of Deadpool's face.
"I need you to kill this man. He's dangerous and has killed hundreds of people. He's currently on a rampage and I need him stopped."
With a snap of her fingers, The Woman teleported Goku across reality while she appeared before Jotaro and Gregory.
Deadpool: Unknown Universe
"Unknown? Like those assholes that just run around nerfing people? Or at least that's what they did in the last RP." Deadpool asked himself as he fell through a convenient tear. "Was I in that RP?"
"I do believe an alternate version of you was, a shitty version." The Yellow box replied
"How could there be a shitty version? It's me we're talking about here!"
"X-men Origins..." The Yellow box sighed
"Hey! We don't speak of that ever!" Deadpool snapped, drawing a pistol and aiming it at his own head, trying to threaten the voice.
Deadpool rubbed the back of his head and looked around, seeing that he was near a fancy house. Rather than describe the house, the writer simply posted an image because he is a lazy git.
Deadpool reached into his back pocket and took out a scrunched up piece of paper, examining it closely. He glanced over at the house several times and approached it, knocking on the door.
"Mr Shamalamadingdong?" Deadpool asked as the door opened. Again, as the writer is a lazy git he decided to just post an image instead.
"Yes." The director replied
Deadpool drew one of his swords and stabbed the director in the chest.
"That's for Last Airbender." Deadpool spoke in a bitter tone, anger in his eyes. Before the director could reply Deadpool stabbed him again "That's for Lady in The Water! Not even I knew what the hell was going on in that movie!"
"Well, you see the Narf..." Shyamalan tried to explain only to be stabbed a third time.
Deadpool stepped away, admiring his work only for Shyamalan to laugh in response
"WHAT THE TWEST!" Shyamalan shouted as all of his wounds started to heal. In response Deadpool lunged forwards, decapitating the director. Even without his head, the director continued to laugh at the merc with the mouth.
"Wait!?" Deadpool shouted, placing his hands against his head "Is Shamalamadingdong politically incorrect?!"
"I don't know." The Yellow box replied
"You're meant to know these things!" Deadpool snapped, kicking the head of M Night Shyamalan into a conveniently placed wood chipper in response. "Oh...That took care of him."
"Who's next on our list?" The Yellow box asked
Deadpool pulled the list out of his pocket and examined it again. He pulled out a pencil and crossed out Shyamalan's name which was at the bottom. The following names remained:
Keenen Ivory Wayans
Steve Carr
Gavin Hood
Joseph McGinty Nichol
The Wachowski Brothers
Sam Taylor-Johnson
Marc Forster
Uwe Boll
"Wait, brothers?" Deadpool asked himself "Isn't that transphobic or something? I don't want to offend both Indians and transexuals in my opening post. Help me Yellow Box man!"
As the merc with the mouth struggled with political correctness, Goku was teleported not too far away from Deadpool.
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The Woman snapped her fingers and conjured a file, handing it to Goku. Inside was an image of Deadpool's face.
"I need you to kill this man. He's dangerous and has killed hundreds of people. He's currently on a rampage and I need him stopped."
With a snap of her fingers, The Woman teleported Goku across reality while she appeared before Jotaro and Gregory.
Deadpool: Unknown Universe
"Unknown? Like those assholes that just run around nerfing people? Or at least that's what they did in the last RP." Deadpool asked himself as he fell through a convenient tear. "Was I in that RP?"
"I do believe an alternate version of you was, a shitty version." The Yellow box replied
"How could there be a shitty version? It's me we're talking about here!"
"X-men Origins..." The Yellow box sighed
"Hey! We don't speak of that ever!" Deadpool snapped, drawing a pistol and aiming it at his own head, trying to threaten the voice.
Deadpool rubbed the back of his head and looked around, seeing that he was near a fancy house. Rather than describe the house, the writer simply posted an image because he is a lazy git.
Deadpool reached into his back pocket and took out a scrunched up piece of paper, examining it closely. He glanced over at the house several times and approached it, knocking on the door.
"Mr Shamalamadingdong?" Deadpool asked as the door opened. Again, as the writer is a lazy git he decided to just post an image instead.
"Yes." The director replied
Deadpool drew one of his swords and stabbed the director in the chest.
"That's for Last Airbender." Deadpool spoke in a bitter tone, anger in his eyes. Before the director could reply Deadpool stabbed him again "That's for Lady in The Water! Not even I knew what the hell was going on in that movie!"
"Well, you see the Narf..." Shyamalan tried to explain only to be stabbed a third time.
Deadpool stepped away, admiring his work only for Shyamalan to laugh in response
"WHAT THE TWEST!" Shyamalan shouted as all of his wounds started to heal. In response Deadpool lunged forwards, decapitating the director. Even without his head, the director continued to laugh at the merc with the mouth.
"Wait!?" Deadpool shouted, placing his hands against his head "Is Shamalamadingdong politically incorrect?!"
"I don't know." The Yellow box replied
"You're meant to know these things!" Deadpool snapped, kicking the head of M Night Shyamalan into a conveniently placed wood chipper in response. "Oh...That took care of him."
"Who's next on our list?" The Yellow box asked
Deadpool pulled the list out of his pocket and examined it again. He pulled out a pencil and crossed out Shyamalan's name which was at the bottom. The following names remained:
Keenen Ivory Wayans
Steve Carr
Gavin Hood
Joseph McGinty Nichol
The Wachowski Brothers
Sam Taylor-Johnson
Marc Forster
Uwe Boll
"Wait, brothers?" Deadpool asked himself "Isn't that transphobic or something? I don't want to offend both Indians and transexuals in my opening post. Help me Yellow Box man!"
As the merc with the mouth struggled with political correctness, Goku was teleported not too far away from Deadpool.
@apoliseno
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