GrumpySwallow
Four Thousand Club
Pit flips out on Pittoo after he finds out about his and Zelda's time together.
Pit: Pittoo, you can't just fist-fight a princess outside the Stadium!
Dark Pit: Zelda started it! Besides, it was fun! She wasn't hurt.
Pit: You gave her a black eye!
Dark Pit: Hey, THAT was an accident! She was hit by my wing as I was turning around. We went to a hot spring afterward. She's fine!
Pit: You took her--- Do NOT let Impa hear you say that!
Dark Pit: What's the matter, Pit-stain? Jealous? ... Puh, calm down! We were in separate pools. "Her Royal Majesty's" modesty is perfectly intact!
Pit: *pinching the bridge of his nose* ... At least it's not Ocarina of Time Impa!
I'm imagining Ol' Woman Impa carrying holy water on her and splashing it in Dark Pit's face every time she sees him lol
Impa: Devil!
Zelda: *gasp* IMPA!
Dark Pit: ... I'm just gonna pretend that was an accident.
We had a person RPing as OoT Impa in the old RP. She was fun! Lol the poor LoZ cast, though! Impa was being an over-protective mother figure to Zelda, she was keeping an eye on Link to make sure he wasn't doing anything inappropriate toward Zelda, she was a strict teacher to Toon Link, and she was constantly giving Ganondorf the Stink Eye.
Pit: Pittoo, you can't just fist-fight a princess outside the Stadium!
Dark Pit: Zelda started it! Besides, it was fun! She wasn't hurt.
Pit: You gave her a black eye!
Dark Pit: Hey, THAT was an accident! She was hit by my wing as I was turning around. We went to a hot spring afterward. She's fine!
Pit: You took her--- Do NOT let Impa hear you say that!
Dark Pit: What's the matter, Pit-stain? Jealous? ... Puh, calm down! We were in separate pools. "Her Royal Majesty's" modesty is perfectly intact!
Pit: *pinching the bridge of his nose* ... At least it's not Ocarina of Time Impa!
I'm imagining Ol' Woman Impa carrying holy water on her and splashing it in Dark Pit's face every time she sees him lol
Impa: Devil!
Zelda: *gasp* IMPA!
Dark Pit: ... I'm just gonna pretend that was an accident.
We had a person RPing as OoT Impa in the old RP. She was fun! Lol the poor LoZ cast, though! Impa was being an over-protective mother figure to Zelda, she was keeping an eye on Link to make sure he wasn't doing anything inappropriate toward Zelda, she was a strict teacher to Toon Link, and she was constantly giving Ganondorf the Stink Eye.