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[SheepKing]

Wario? K. Rool? XD Those were my first thoughts! Lol they gotta throw a towel over Dark Pit's head and bundle him up in a Pit-pita until the testosterone ebbs and he calms down!

Doskfhsjfj omg I have such a terrible sense of humor cus my first thought was Pittoo going absolute ham on one of the littler fighters like Lucas or the Ice Climbers in the vein of something like this

Dvaldhdkf but that might be a little too mean even for me

She could have a fun goddess buddy in Palutena but instead is stuck with Byleth who only admits he has the crest of the goddess but not that he quite literally is the goddess. Not as much fun lol

Schskhf awwww, I’m sure Byleth would be plenty of fun in his own special way! Shdjdfh she’d probably benefit more from having a teacher who’s actually experienced with teaching plus they could even have cute lil tea parties together after each lesson! ️

 

[GrumpySwallow]

Know what? Pit-A Bread has to be a brand in the Smash Universe lol! It's fully endorsed by Lady Palutena, and Pit and Dark Pit are completely unaware of its existence! The packaging has NES Pit on it!

 

[Develius]

Would Jenova be brave enough to face Samus head-on? Oh yeah, pun totally intended!



That's a mental image right there lol

Samus: "Oh boy, it's 1986 all over again~" *Charge Beam intensifies*

 

[GrumpySwallow]

Doskfhsjfj omg I have such a terrible sense of humor cus my first thought was Pittoo going absolute ham on one of the littler fighters like Lucas or the Ice Climbers in the vein of something like this View attachment 1065366

Dvaldhdkf but that might be a little too mean even for me


Schskhf awwww, I’m sure Byleth would be plenty of fun in his own special way! Shdjdfh she’d probably benefit more from having a teacher who’s actually experienced with teaching plus they could even have cute lil tea parties together after each lesson! ️

LOL I actually did think of that, but I also thought that was way too mean! I can't see Dark Pit, as prickly as he can be, ever being horrible to Lucas or the other Little Brothers.

 

[GrumpySwallow]

Samus: "Oh boy, it's 1986 all over again~" *Charge Beam intensifies*

 

[Ploegy]

Schskhf awwww, I’m sure Byleth would be plenty of fun in his own special way! Shdjdfh she’d probably benefit more from having a teacher who’s actually experienced with teaching plus they could even have cute lil tea parties together after each lesson! ️

Byleth probably hardly has had a day of fun in his life tbh. He definitely doesn't fully understand the concept of it given he was raised in the life of a mercenary. But while he can teach Zelda, I think she could also teach him. He's expected to be the next archbishop after all and has 0 idea on how to really be proper. Zelda could definitely help him with that, even though he hates that kind of stuff lmao. And yes ofc they have to have teatime after every lesson where they try various teas from each others worlds

 

[GrumpySwallow]

Byleth probably hardly has had a day of fun in his life tbh. He definitely doesn't fully understand the concept of it given he was raised in the life of a mercenary. But while he can teach Zelda, I think she could also teach him. He's expected to be the next archbishop after all and has 0 idea on how to really be proper. Zelda could definitely help him with that, even though he hates that kind of stuff lmao. And yes ofc they have to have teatime after every lesson where they try various teas from each others worlds

I now have the mental image of Zelda and Byleth singing the FUN Song from Spongebob Squarepants!

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Byleth: U is for Uranium.. bomb.

 

[SheepKing]

Byleth probably hardly has had a day of fun in his life tbh. He definitely doesn't fully understand the concept of it given he was raised in the life of a mercenary. But while he can teach Zelda, I think she could also teach him. He's expected to be the next archbishop after all and has 0 idea on how to really be proper. Zelda could definitely help him with that, even though he hates that kind of stuff lmao. And yes ofc they have to have teatime after every lesson where they try various teas from each others worlds

Fhskfjdofif omgomgomgomg Zelda giving Byleth etiquette lessons would be the absolute fucking cutest thing.


And hey it makes sense, how different could the etiquette of an archbishop be from a princess? (Probably a decent amount but we can just sidestep right past that-)

Sgskfhslf why was my first thought of them acting out that one scene from the Barbie Princess and the Pauper Movie

I now have the mental image of Zelda and Byleth singing the FUN Song from Spongebob Squarepants!

Dgskdhdidof omg that’s also absolutely adorable

 

[Ploegy]

Fhskfjdofif omgomgomgomg Zelda giving Byleth etiquette lessons would be the absolute fucking cutest thing.

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And hey it makes sense, how different could the etiquette of an archbishop be from a princess? (Probably a decent amount but we can just sidestep right past that-)

Sgskfhslf why was my first thought of them acting out that one scene from the Barbie Princess and the Pauper Movie

Byleth just asking how she can stand wearing such ornate clothing and how he can get comfortable with it because he has to hold himself back every fight from tearing his cloak off so the dumb collar on it doesn’t make his blind spots even worse

And pfff how different could it be? Byleth has no plans of being a true archbishop. He is no holy man lmao. It’s mostly just a title for him and he’s basically expected to become a leader/ruler which he has no experience with aside from ya know being commander of his own troops which is very different lmao

 

[Ploegy]

Before I pass out, I couldn't leave out my one last human character here on Valentine doodles. The boy who connects with everyone's hearts had to be doodled too

Spoiler: Soft boy offers chocolates

 

[GrumpySwallow]

Needless to say, Zelda takes Palutena up on the angel anatomy class to make sure an incident like that doesn’t ever happen again

Palutena shows Zelda a chart like this, but with an angel. Instead of "Nope" or "No," there's things like, "Ooo-la-la!" or "Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby!"

Spoiler: Don't touch bird wings!

Zelda was just innocently enjoying the honor and privilege of being allowed to touch the wings! I'd like to think Zelda would still be allowed to touch the wings, but now she's more mindful of how often she does it.

She learns a useful trick from the anatomy lessons. Dark Pit/Pit is stubbornly refusing to take his medication after a being in a rough match, and so Zelda tickles him where his neck meets his jaw, causing him to instinctively open his mouth in a feeding response, and she dumps the potion in! XD

Angels having a few bird-like behaviors and instincts is just a funny idea to me!

 

[Ploegy]

The idea of Byleth helping Zelda deal with suitors popped into my mind randomly this morning. Zelda never asks Byleth to help, but he sees suitors approaching her often so he decides to help and one time she's dealing with one this song just starts playing and the suitor is panicking like "Why is there boss music playing?!?!?!?!?!" then Byleth steps out sword in hand and a stone cold expression. He says nothing but his face is enough to tell his intentions and the suitor runs off screaming. Zelda just looks at him confused and Byleth cracks a little smile and quietly laughs "Maybe that was a bit too much"

 

[GrumpySwallow]

In all seriousness though, I’m keeping wing-touching as a sweet and innocent sign of trust and affection between two people, and that’s it. Nothing more, nothing less! :3

 

[SheepKing]

The idea of Byleth helping Zelda deal with suitors popped into my mind randomly this morning. Zelda never asks Byleth to help, but he sees suitors approaching her often so he decides to help and one time she's dealing with one this song just starts playing and the suitor is panicking like "Why is there boss music playing?!?!?!?!?!" then Byleth steps out sword in hand and a stone cold expression. He says nothing but his face is enough to tell his intentions and the suitor runs off screaming. Zelda just looks at him confused and Byleth cracks a little smile and quietly laughs "Maybe that was a bit too much"

Shandzkzlvxsjskdxh stop that’s so cute

 

[GrumpySwallow]

As far as Valentines Day goes, I’m loving the idea of Zelda and Dark Pit trying to figure out how to be normal teens for the day. A lot of their time is spent with them wondering, “This IS what normal teens do, right?” And their activities end in a mess due to misunderstandings. Maybe there’s even some conflict between the two of them due to Zelda’s “properness” clashing with Pittoo’s rebelliousness.

It ends with Zelda’s guardians freaking out over her being dirty and bruised up because Zelda realized fighting is all Pittoo really knows, so they had fun by rough-housing with each other! XD

I’m definitely a friendshipper lol

 

[Ploegy]

Shandzkzlvxsjskdxh stop that’s so cute

Byleth just becomes like a protective older brother to Zelda

But also, another random thing, the thought of her using telepathy on him and making him think he may have somehow has gotten the power of another goddess cuz ya know Sothis only existed in his head and that is how he probably thinks goddesses interact with their chosen ones lmao

 

[SheepKing]

It ends with Zelda’s guardians freaking out over her being dirty and bruised up because Zelda realized fighting is all Pittoo really knows, so they had fun by rough-housing with each other! XD

Zhsjfhsjdjfjg I could imagine ol’ woman Impa giving Pittoo the meanest stink eye as she goes to pick Zelda up from their hang out. The princess might be friends with him but that doesn’t stop Impa from thinking he’s a lil punk who ought to learn some manners LMAO

But also, another random thing, the thought of her using telepathy on him and making him think he may have somehow has gotten the power of another goddess cuz ya know Sothis only existed in his head and that is how he probably thinks goddesses interact with their chosen ones lmao

FFHSKDHDKFJD OMG On April Fools day Zelda constructs this whole prank where she fools Byleth into thinking he’s gotten powers from a new goddess. Adhskf she plays it straight for the entire day, studying up on his world’s history to construct this whole backstory and convoluted reasoning for why she’s contacting Byleth now to the point where it’s almost genuinely believable…Until the ‘goddess’ finally tells him her name. And what’s this fake goddess’s name? It’s none other than the Great Goddess Deez


….I think you know what the punchline is


Dhdkfusofj and the best part is she could 100% pin the prank on Palutena and no one would no the wiser

 

[Minako]

Happy Valentine’s Day, ya’ll!

 

[SheepKing]

Happy Valentine’s Day, ya’ll!

Happy Valentine’s Day!!

 

[GrumpySwallow]

I can see Zelda asking Pittoo about the things he likes, and it eventually comes to the reveal that war is all he knows. Zelda is saddened by this, then tries to find a way to use that knowledge to find a way to connect and have fun with him.

It ends with Zelda suddenly shoving Pittoo down a hill or something, and when he’s demanding to know what the hell that’s about, he sees her holding up her fists and smirking. Then he understands! And he smirks back!

I can see Impa grumbling something about a “winged mongrel.”

 

[Ploegy]

FFHSKDHDKFJD OMG On April Fools day Zelda constructs this whole prank where she fools Byleth into thinking he’s gotten powers from a new goddess. Adhskf she plays it straight for the entire day, studying up on his world’s history to construct this whole backstory and convoluted reasoning for why she’s contacting Byleth now to the point where it’s almost genuinely believable…Until the ‘goddess’ finally tells him her name. And what’s this fake goddess’s name? It’s none other than the Great Goddess Deez


….I think you know what the punchline is


Dhdkfusofj and the best part is she could 100% pin the prank on Palutena and no one would no the wiser

She somehow found out Byleth heard the voice of his goddess in his head (or maybe it was a lucky assumption since Byleth won't say anything about having had a voice in his head lmao) and this whole prank happens. Poor Byleth would take it so seriously too and even if he recognized the voice he'd probably just assume it's "Zelda's goddess" or maybe he starts questioning why Palutena is bugging him lmao also pls no Great Goddess Deez LMAO

Like Byleth always plays around such a topic of a voice in his head like this ofc I cannot find this clip in a short video

 

[AvidElmV2]

I can see Zelda asking Pittoo about the things he likes, and it eventually comes to the reveal that war is all he knows.

oOOOOOoooOOOOooooh, the kids fighting GOD again

Also, Snake post coming up for Team Subway Surfers. Time to get the ball rolling again (I don't think I missed a Steve post anyway).

 

[Develius]

Fuck - I've just been hella busy and or tired. I will SURELY try to get a Samus post after work tonight! If I don't someone kick me or something~

 

[AvidElmV2]

smol post, but post

I didn't know it had been nearly as long as it had since that scene got a post.