Fandom Splatoon: Evolution of Turf Wars!

[Raiderjoseph]

In the corporate offices of Genesis Science Labs a group of business-Squids in Inkling form mutter around a round table. "Our CEO is doomed I tell you! You know how he is around women!" "Well Shellphones are so popular now that we had to do an interview! They insisted!" "Yeah but with HIM!? HE'S SO WEIRD! AND HIS FASHION SENSE IS HORRIBLE!" "We couldn't afford to look bad in front of them so we hadto meet their demands. He is just gonna have to grow a Tentacle and deal with it."


At the bus station a confident young Inkling girl steps outside and with gritted teeth and a smile steps into the square. "Heh. Inkopolis. Perfect. The legend of Pallet starts now." She walked into square and only a few wandering eyes noticed her but paid no heed. But Pallet was looking at everything! The city oozed trendyness! The kids were out of school and this was the time for ANYONE, even the pros who didn't even go to school bit did the turf wars year round, to make a name for themselves! Pallet found a bench and sat down. She looked around at her new home and took it all in. Then The Squid Sisters show turned on and Pallet verbally squealed with delight. She was seeing her first live showing of The Squid Sisters in Inkopolis!


After the intro Callie and Marie came onto screen. "Happy first day of summer!" They said smiling. "I'm Callie. And im Marie and we're the Squid Sisters!" Thru said doing their signature pose. "This summet looks to be the beginning of a new summer of hopes and dreams and all that mushy stuff! What we bet you all are really excited about is the beginning of summer splat!" Said Callie. "Well I know everyone is anxious to go run to the Turf Wars but we have that interview we promised our viewers with the creator of Shellphones." Marie replied. Callie spun and brought our her matching color Shellphone. "I love these things! I've been taking lots of pictures. Mostly of myself. But hey! My fans seem to like it!" Marie added. "I admit to enjoying taking shellfies myself if not as much as you do. But shouldn't we introduce the creator now?" Marie said. "This guy was super elusive! It took forever to get an interview! Actually we are the first ones ever to get him on tv!" Callie said. "He's... pretty interesting." Marie said. "He may not be what you all expected but here he is! The CEO and creator of Shellphones! Gene!" Marie said. The camera panned out to get him in the shot. "Um... hi..." Gene said with a nervous smile. "So Gene! Where did you get the idea for such a society changing invention?" Callie asked. "I sorta... saw it in a scroll somewhere. A human was using something similar to communicate. I added shells." Gene said nervously. "So your into history huh?" Marie asked. "I guess...I'm a part of it now so uh... understanding the past is important to help the future... we try to understand all science. Im glad Inklings like our shellphones but im much more proud of our advances in medical tech. We have created spawn points that work even in the water... helpful for squids lost at sea. We have saved hundreds of inklings lost at sea." Gene said. "Wow! So how do they work?" Callie asked. "It would take the better part of a few hours to explain." Gene said. "You wear pretty interesting clothes. Wanna talk about it?" Callie asked. "Actually no. I like what I wear." Gene said a bit tired. "You get that a lot?" Marie said. "You should let someone give you a makeover. Maybe get rid of that clunky helmet." Gene held his helmet. "This is my good luck charm! Is I can help it I never take it off!" Gene said. Awkward silence for a second. "Sorry... I just have an emotional connection to it." Gene said. Callie stared at him hard. "You know I've never met a Inkling so flighty. You need to chill down Squid." Callie said. Gene didn't know what to say so he just said. "Well you know I've never met a work of art before now but I'm complaining." Callie looked suprised for a sec but then the two of them smiled and laughed out loud. "Wow Gene! You got some serious courage! We have never had anyone brave enough to hit on Callie on national television before!" Marie said laughing. "Your pretty smooth for a awkward guy Gene!" Callie said winking an eye. Gene went beet red. "Well that's all the time for today. Gene has to find a way to escape the building without getting splat by Callie's jealous fans!" Marie said. "This is Callie and Marie! Stay fresh!" Gene was immediately taken by security through the hallways. After getting a sec to look off the screen Pallet did see quite a few Inklings with weapons outside the building where they broadcast the show. "Wonderhow many Inklings saw that?"

 

[Kiwikat]

Kipper and his father walked their way to the square, all of this stuff seemed so new to him and it was all... Amazing.Kipper's father looked out to the Splatoon HQ and then to his son, "okay Kip, you can go play or check out the city if you want, i will be at the Hq if you need me." he smiled as he ruffled kipper's hair. Kipper walked off and admired all of the new stuff, he watched the Squid Sisters and smiled, "I didn't know they were still going..." he thought out loud, walking over to the middle of the square, he pulled out his old shellphone and took a very low quality picture of the city

 

[Raiderjoseph]

Gene ran out the side entrance and called his company to arrange transportation. "Geez. Those fanatics won't leave me alone after today will they?" He said to himself. He tried to find some place to hide and went into the Turf Wars. Pallet walked in and went up to the front desk. "Sign me up for Turf Wars." She said. The attendant looked at her. "We just opened slots up for orange vs blue. Go sit down and wait for the games." She sat down and eyed Gene. "Hey... your that guy!" Pallet said. Gene scoffed. "I have no idea what your talking about."

 

[Kiwikat]

After admiring the city he decided it was time for the REAL reason he came here, turf wars, he happily trotted in and smiled, "One ticket to turf wars please" he smiled,

 

[Raiderjoseph]

"Ok. We have an open slot for orange vs blue... um... you'll have to change your Tentacle color. We have a machine for that. It can reset it later. Which would you like? Blue or Orange?" She asked.

 

[Kiwikat]

Kipper sighed, "orange I guess" he said looking up at his awesome white hair. He walked over to chairs and plopped next to another inkling, "hey... Have you done turf war here recently?" he asked the kid

 

[Raiderjoseph]

"No. First time. Hey did you see that guy on tv? Or is he just lying?" Pallet said with a smug look on her face.

 

[Kiwikat]

Kipper shook his head, "lying about what?" He asked tilting his head, "anyway, I was just wanting to know if you could bring your own weapons," Kipper said gesturing to his backpack

 

[Raiderjoseph]

Pallet's face went into a panic. "I FORGOT A WEAPON! I DON'T HAVE A WEAPON!" Pallet said. "If you stop talking about... what your talking about I'll let you borrow my gun." Gene said. "DEAL!" Pallet said with an estatic glee in her face and tone. Gene handed her a pistol. Large with a intimatating barrel and a cylinder. Pallet said nothing at first. Sidearms were worthless in Turf Wars! No one used them for that reason!

 

[frenchbirb]

Nate excitedly ran up to the registration desk, carrying with him a large box with the Ammo Knights logo on it. "One for the next Turf War, please!"

 

[Raiderjoseph]

The attendant looked at him. "Okay. I'll have you on the orange team. Get your colors changed and go out your respective entrances." She said.

 

[frenchbirb]

"Ugh... Orange. Oh, well, it can't be helped." Nate said as he approached the color changer. He changed his hair to orange, then sat down next to Kipper and started opening his box.

 

[Raiderjoseph]

Pallet went in. She looked at the sidearm she had been given. "I'm ruined..." She said aloud.

 

[frenchbirb]

Nate looked up from his box at Pallet. "Something wrong?" he asked.

 

[Raiderjoseph]

"This is my weapon and only equipment." Pallet said sadly showing him the sidearm. "Its scary looking sure but Ill never make any real track with this..."

 

[frenchbirb]

Nate examined the sidearm, confused. "I don't think that's very well-suited for a Turf War... Oh, hey! I brought a spare Splattershot, just in case. You wanna borrow it?"

 

[Raiderjoseph]

"Really!?" Pallet asked. She attack hugged Nate. "Your the best! You've saved my career!"

 

[frenchbirb]

"Heh, don't mention it. It's the least I can do," Nate said as he reached behind him and pulled out the Splattershot. "Just be careful with it. I need it back in one piece," he continued as he handed the weapon to Pallet.

 

[Raiderjoseph]

"Thanks." Pallet said. "That flirty idiot. What was he thinking. Well I can't imagine anyone who hit on Callie would have that kind of brains. Still I guess it was kinda nice of him." Pallet rambled. Pallet stood on a great and was splatted and went down it. She reappeared in a maze like environment. "Okay! Get ready!" She said to herself.

 

[frenchbirb]

Nate turned back to his box and continued unpacking. Eventually, he reached the box's contents: a brand-new Splatterscope, set with Splat Bombs and Bomb Rush. He examined the weapon, a grin on his face. "Oh, man, this is gonna be good," he said as he proceeded to the Turf War arena.

 

[Raiderjoseph]

They spawned and the and few moments later the fight was on. Pallet splatted a few areas around herself and decided to scale the wall. She made a trail and turned into a squid and climbed it. Upon reaching the top she was nearly splatted by a blue inkling with a charger. She jumped off and tried to work out a way over to his territory.

 

[frenchbirb]

Nate looked over his surroundings, trying to find a vantage point. He spotted a raised platform and proceeded to it, inking the ground as he went. He scaled a nearby wall and leaped to the platform, then looked down his weapon's scope at the midpoint of the arena.

 

[Raiderjoseph]

Pallet saw Nate. "Some guy with a charger is up there. We gotta take him out."

 

[frenchbirb]

"Gotcha. I'll see if I can get him from here," Nate replied as he moved his sights toward a platform on the enemy side. He saw a blue Inkling wielding a standard Splat Charger and laughed. "He has no idea how to use that thing. Easy pickings." He charged up his shot, lined up the crosshairs, and released a jet of orange ink from his gun, coating the landscape between himself and the opponent. The other Inkling didn't see the shot coming, and was immediately splatted.

 

[Raiderjoseph]

Pallet ran around splatting the area. She saw a blue teamer with a paint roller and ran off. "Great! A legendary paint roller..." Pallet tried to shoot around the corner. The blue teamer went into a corner and threw a splat bomb. Pallet was hit and turned into a squid and went off into the maze.